Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

In the northwest corner of the Sand Village, a half-black and half-white head poked out from the ground.

The hollow eyes flashed with a deep light, it was the filial son Hei Zetsu.

"We've finally arrived at the Sand Village."

Black Zetsu complained in a low voice, it took two months to dig here, God knows what it went through in these two months.

"Yeah, a lot of White Zetsu died. I didn't see any elves pooping along the way. Why don't elves poop?"

Uzumaki-headed Afei also poked his head out from underground. It was quiet all around and no ninja passed by, so he spoke loudly with relief.

"Keep your voice down, don't get caught."

Black Zetsu's face was full of black lines, although it was impossible to see the expression on his face.

"Why are there so many spirits underground in the Kingdom of Wind? The White Zetsu finally dug for a month to reach the Sand Village, but they couldn't find the tunnel back."

Ah Fei ignored Black Zetsu and started singing and dancing.

The White Zetsu and his companions had originally dug a tunnel leading to the Sand Village, but the tunnel was occupied by the elves, so they had to change their route on their return journey.

But there were too many elves on the way, Bai Jue had to change routes constantly, and finally got lost.

The environment in the Wind Kingdom is harsh and the temperature in the ground is so high that this month has been a nightmare for the White Zetsu.

Countless White Jue were killed by the elves along the way. After being lost in the desert for a month, White Jue finally returned to the base.

However, the question of how to reach the Sand Village remains unresolved.

How could the White Zetsu still remember the tunnel? It was a blessing to be able to come out alive.

So Black Zetsu personally took action and led the White Zetsu to start digging the tunnel again.

Whenever he encounters a Pokémon, Black Zetsu throws a White Zetsu and then continues digging decisively.

After digging for a week, Black Zetsu finally arrived at the Sand Village.

Just as Ah Fei was performing the ritual with great enthusiasm, a fire-breathing camel discovered him.

Fire Camel: What the hell?

The fire-breathing camel was so ugly that he felt unclean. He opened his mouth and gathered his strength, then shot a jet of flame at Ah Fei.

Ah Fei's dancing movements were so hot that he stopped and jumped up immediately, "Ah, it's on fire!"

Ah Fei kept rolling on the ground, and when the flames went out, he had been burned into black.

The charred Ah Fei stood up, exhaled a puff of black smoke, and fell down again.

The fire-breathing camel looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, snorted, and turned away.

"I told you to speak quietly, but you didn't listen. Now you're getting your comeuppance." Black Zetsu was hiding in the basement, looking at Ah Fei who had a fever, and poked his head out with a gloating look on his face.

The two Black Zetsu moved towards the Sand Village vigilantly, easily crossed the sealing barrier and entered the village.

After obtaining the legacy of the Uzumaki clan, Liefeng has remodeled and upgraded the barrier of Sand Village, but it is still not enough for these two Zetsu who can burrow underground.

Liefeng was drinking some wine and bragging to Chi Luo at this time.

"Brother, let me tell you, I have finally learned the Uzumaki clan's sealing technique. As long as Uzumaki Mito dies, I will be the number one sealing master in the ninja world." Imagining the beautiful future, Liefeng took a sip of wine happily.

"Alas, it's a pity that the Shiki Fuujin cannot be actually used. If I had used the Shiki Fuujin, that old bastard Sarutobi Hiruzen could have been traded one for one by me. You are worthy of being Uzumaki. Your sealing technique level is amazing, Xsla." Liefeng continued to brag, little Hokage, how ridiculous.

"No matter how powerful Uzumaki is, he was still destroyed. The small ninja village should not stand out too much, otherwise it will die sooner or later." Akara said disdainfully.

"Ah, what a wonderful day. I don't even need to worry about the Sealing Squad. Is there anyone who dares to invade the Sand Village now?"

"The jonin class has had a rare bit of free time recently, so I can finally take a break." Chi Luo looked at Liefeng enviously. It's good to have a skill.

Right below the two of them, Black Zetsu and A Fei were listening to their conversation.

"Black Zetsu, their conversation is so boring, there is not any useful information at all." Ah Fei complained, why don't they discuss the most meaningful thing, shit?

"Humph, didn't you hear that? These two old guys are high-ranking officials of the Sand Village. If you follow them, you will definitely get unexpected gains."

The two Jue followed all the way and came to the Sand Village public toilet.

"Black Zetsu, poop! So much poop! Woohoo, I'm so touched. The Sand Village knows me so well. Can I live here in the future?"

Ah Fei kept digging out feces, and became more and more excited. Yellow mud flew everywhere in the small space, and Hei Jue couldn't hide even if he wanted to.

"Asshole, stop it now!"

Black Zetsu punched Ah Fei's head into an indescribable place. Ah Fei pulled his head out and sighed with satisfaction.

“So this is what poop tastes like.”

On the ground, Chi Luo and Lie Feng looked at each other.

"Did you hear any strange noises just now?"

"Huh? Did you hear that too? It seems someone is saying that poop tastes good..."

"It must be an illusion..."

The two were speechless, pulled up their pants and ran away.

How come I can meet a pervert just when I go to the toilet!

"Hey, hey, hey, they're gone, hurry up and follow them." Black Zetsu reminded and left here immediately, obviously not wanting to stay even a moment longer.

"Ah~, Black Zetsu, you go first, I'll come find you later." Ah Fei lay on the feces, immersed in the fantasy that he could also poop.

"That must be a very happy thing."

Ah Fei turned over and started to dance in the pile of feces.

At this time, Chi Luo and Lie Feng couldn't even drink the wine. The thought of someone liking to eat feces and they happened to meet such a person made them feel sick and wanted to vomit.

"Damn it, it's so unlucky."

"Don't let me know who he is, or I'll make him the headline!"

"That's right, speaking of the recent headline news about the Zong family and the Duo family, which version is true?"

"Which other version could it be? It must be the most popular one. Three young people were looking for excitement, so they did it in a lobby, and were caught by Duofu, who was so angry that he fainted."

"But a new version came out today. Duosun and Duor are in a forbidden love relationship, and Zong Cuihua is just a shield."

"This must have come from the Zong family. The Zong family really did everything they could to change their reputation."

"Is that so? But I think the more outrageous the version, the more true it is. Zong Cuihua was beaten like that by Duofu, but Duosun and Duoer were indifferent. They must not like Zong Cuihua."

"Is it possible..."

Black Zetsu: What the hell is this? Why can't I understand anything?

Hei Jue was so angry that he wanted to jump out and chop the two of them to death. Could you please say something useful quickly?

Because it followed these two people, Ah Fei sprayed it with feces and it is now in extreme pain.

"But the family is really lucky. Duofu is 65 years old, and he can still rely on Luo Sha." Liefeng shook his head. As Luo Sha became more famous, he even felt that Zong Yu selling Zong Mi to Luo Sha was a profitable deal.

Liefeng has no way to send his son away now!

It was all because of those two old foxes, Gaddis and Zong Yu. One gave his daughter a third leg, and the other gave his son a third leg, which made it impossible for him to get a number.

"Rosa is only 10 years old, but he is already stronger than us. When he summons a stronger spirit in the future, he will definitely reach the level of Hashirama Senju." Akara said in agreement.

After listening to the conversation between the two, Black Zetsu decided to find Luo Sha in person to find out the truth.