Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"Rebellious grandson...rebellious grandson!" Duofu pointed at the two of them and fainted because he couldn't catch his breath.

"father!"

"grandfather!"

"Dad, you can't die. I have finally become the son of an official, and I haven't even married ten or eight husbands yet!" Duo Niu was in tears and hugged Duofu and shook him violently.

"Dad, what will you do without Jia? I've finally been able to give up, it won't be impossible, right?" Duozai shook his head along with Duoyi's rhythm.

"Grandpa, I won't get married! How can a goddess be as important as family background?" Duosun suddenly panicked, and then his mind became clear. He immediately decided to choose his grandfather over his wife.

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't get married either. I'm counting on you, grandpa, to take care of me in my old age. Please don't really die." Duo'er made the same choice as Duosun. He finally became successful, but he wouldn't fall to his death before he could even take off, right?

Zong Cuihua looked at Duosun and Duoer in shock. These two bootlickers didn’t want her anymore?

How dare they do that? This fairy is as beautiful as a flower, born in a clan, and I have lowered myself to give alms to them, and they dared not to accept her?

Duofu was about to vomit after being shaken by four people. He could not help but open his eyes and push the four people apart.

Looking at the four descendants who had once held high hopes for him, Duofu felt only sadness in his heart.

It's so embarrassing! I've had such a blessed life, from a commoner to the head of the ninja clan, and at the age of 65, I was promoted to the top of the Sand Village. How could I have such a useless offspring...

At this time, Duofu deeply understood a truth: it is better to rely on himself than on his descendants.

Duofu got up from the ground, picked up a feather duster, and began to educate these unfilial descendants.

"Oh~, Grandpa, I was wrong."

"Ah~, why did you hit me, Dad?" Duo Niu wanted to cry but had no tears. Didn't she just want a few more men?

Duo Niu felt that she was wronged. She had always been very loyal and liked the 18-year-old young wolfdog. It was rare to find a woman as loyal as her.

Zong Cuihua naturally didn't run away, but she was beaten the worst.

Duofu: How dare a girl from a side branch of the Zong family dance in front of me? I am the fourth generation of the clan. Do you have the guts to go find Zong Yu and argue with me? I will beat you to death!

"Ah, you dare to hit me!"

Zong Cuihua pointed at Duofu with disbelief on her face. She was the little fairy of the Zong family and no one had ever beaten her since she was a child.

"Hey, what's wrong with me hitting you? You dare to marry my two grandsons? I'll beat you to death today." Duofu was completely furious. He swung the feather duster and made Zong Cuihua scream.

Duofu caught Zong Cuihua and beat her, while Duosun and Duoer quickly hid in the corner and trembled.

After seeing Zong Cuihua's miserable condition, Duo Niu immediately became content and no longer dared to marry ten or eight husbands.

It seems that I can only marry one husband and keep a few more men outside.

Duo Niu: Sweeties, I'm sorry! I can't give you a name, but I will definitely treat you well and support you in the future.

Duozai felt relieved. Looking at Duofu who was full of energy, he felt that he could still rely on him for many more years.

The noise from several halls reached the back house, and Lala came out with a group of concubines.

"What are you arguing about? Will you let me have my beauty sleep? I'm old and my skin will be wrinkled if I don't have a nap." Lala shouted angrily. Duofu stopped what he was doing and immediately slid down to his knees in front of his wife.

Lala was as beautiful as a flower when she was young, and she was also a famous genius in the Sand Village. Her strength has always been stronger than Duofu.

The reason why Duofu was able to marry Lala was because they shared the same ideals.

Duofu has always adhered to the concept of having many children and more blessings, while Lala simply wants to collect all the handsome men and beautiful women in the world for the sake of their looks.

Handsome men and beautiful women have always been Lala's favorites, but she couldn't resist the rumors, so she didn't dare to do anything too extreme.

It wasn't until Duofu appeared that Lala saw a bright future.

Duofu is handsome, which suits Lala's taste. Duofu also likes to take concubines, each of whom is prettier than the other, satisfying Lala's stamp collecting needs.

The key point is that everyone thinks Duofu has been taking concubines and is disrespectful to his wife, but no one knows how happy Lala is.

Lala: Not only is there no trouble from rumors, but I have married so many wives. Is there such a good thing in the world?

"Oh, you're disturbing me while playing mahjong." The beautiful lady in red said resentfully.

"That's right, where did this girl come from, and why did you beat her like this?" The beauty in orange responded.

"Hey, how did she offend you? I haven't seen you so angry for a long time." The beauty in yellow leaned on Lala's shoulder and looked at Duofu curiously.

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Everyone was talking at the same time, and Duofu didn't know who to answer first.

Duofu reluctantly recounted what had happened, causing everyone to become furious.

"What? How dare this little jerk marry my two grandsons?"

"That's right, don't you look at your own weight? Are you worthy of it?"

"No way, this girl is quite capable to keep my grandson as a lapdog for fun."

As a result, Zong Cuihua faced a new round of beatings.

A group of women surrounded Zong Cuihua and beat her with punches and kicks. After one group finished beating her, the next group came up and continued beating her.

Zong Cuihua: Hey, the lady in yellow, don't go too far. Didn't you just beat me up in the last batch? This time you mixed in the crowd and kicked me. Did you think I couldn't see it?

Duofu: Stop fighting, don’t fight anymore!

Zong Cuihua’s surname is Zong after all, so she cannot cause any death. Duofu is desperately clinging to a bunch of wives.

Zong Cuihua was beaten up for the entire afternoon and was carried home.

Zong Cuihua really became Cuihua, so ugly that the little fairy's mentality collapsed.

When Zong Cuihua returned home, she cried and complained to her father, but that face of hers did not arouse any sympathy.

Clan member A looked at his extremely ugly daughter and almost couldn't recognize her.

Clan member A: Ghost!!!

After all, Zongren Jia loved his daughter so much that he gritted his teeth and ran to Zong Yu to complain.

"My dear clan leader, many families rely on their numbers to bully us, an orphan girl and a widow. I am so miserable!" Clan member A cried with snot and snot, gasping for breath.

Zong Yu curled the corner of his mouth and sent Zong Renjia out the door with a stiff face.

In order to shut up the Zong family, Duofu went to the newspaper to submit an article in person.

The news about the family has spread throughout the Sand Village and is now the biggest news in the Sand Village.

Zong Cuihua married two men, which was incredibly brave.

Jiaduo is now the rising star of Sand Village. Who gave her the courage?

The key point is that the matter became more and more bizarre, with several versions coming out in just two days.

The most outrageous version is that Zong Cuihua was obsessed with a threesome with Duoer and Duosun, and unsatisfied with her sexual desire, she came to them in person and had a fast and furious fight in front of Duofu.

The Zong family has lost all face because of this woman. Zong Yu can now feel everyone's strange looks when he walks on the street.

In addition to the big news about Zong Cuihua, a group of beautiful girls from many other companies also made the headlines.

Tafuku became the envy of all the men in Sunagakure, and Lala became the most perfect wife in the hearts of all men.

It's really inspiring that a ninja clan was created with the efforts of one generation.

Duofu's story was compiled into a storybook and became one of the must-read books for many ninja disciples.

Ninja clan leader: Look at him, he has built an entire family on his own, and then look at you, you are so useless!

Shinobi: Chief, how can you blame us? Shouldn't you lead by example?

Ninja clan leader: I have worked hard for the development of my clan, why do you want to harm me?

The Ninja Clan leader knelt on the washboard with tears streaming down his face. Didn't I want to set an example? I couldn't!

The doorsteps of many families were knocked down again, but everyone who came asked why Duofu was able to marry so many wives and what his secret was.

Duofu: What secrets are there? Lala was the one who brought us together. She was even more active than me...

Everyone: Impossible, this is impossible!

Everyone racked their brains but couldn't figure out why Lala was so keen on finding a concubine for Duofu.

Lala: What's that? If Duofu didn't dislike men, I could find him a bunch of husbands to take home.

The only regret in Lala's heart is that she cannot collect stamps of a bunch of men in this life.

(Author: Gou Tou Bao Ming)