Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, am proficient in eight cuisines

Banggeng had a lot of fun outside these two days and didn't come home until the afternoon of the third day of the first lunar month.

He did not come back empty-handed, he brought back some bacon

After his elder brother was released from prison, he brought them to work together again. This pound of bacon was his year-end reward.

Making this bacon stick was troublesome, so I originally planned to sell it to Yan Bugui for three yuan. But Yan Bugui thought he was asking for too much, so he didn't sell it to me.

Just take it home, grill it, and eat it with some soy sauce!

The deaf old lady has been busy during this period. The current situation is not as good as it was three years ago. Every household has some surplus food, and the food for the New Year is better.

She only extorted a little from every household, except for the stubborn He Yuzhu family, the deaf lady and even Xiaodang were extorted by him.

She knew she didn't have many years left to live, so she had to eat good food...

The aroma of barbecue in the Banggeng House was so fragrant that the deaf old lady drooled.

"Open the door, open the door!" The deaf old lady hit the door with the tip of her walking stick.

Hearing the voice of the old woman, Bang Geng ignored it and continued to eat the large piece of freshly roasted bacon with soy sauce.

I have to say that I used to look down on this piece of bacon, but it is so delicious when dipped in soy sauce...

"Will you open the door?" The deaf old lady's voice was anxious. This stick must be delicious, like barbecue.

It smells so good, so good, she keeps knocking on Banggeng's door

"Get lost, I don't have time for you!" Bang Geng's disdainful voice came from inside the house.

"You bastard!" The deaf old lady was so angry that she stopped knocking on Banggeng's door and went straight to Banggeng's small window.

The tip of her walking stick was inlaid with metal and was very sharp. She put all her strength into it and poked hard, making a big hole in the window of the stick.

Since Jia Dongxu died, the reinforcements on Banggeng's window have been removed. Anyway, no one dares to kill him. The reinforced windows were difficult to open before, and ventilation was not convenient.

"You old bastard... you pierced my window?" Bang Geng was eating bacon when he looked up and saw the deaf old lady's walking stick poking in. He almost cried out of anger.

"Will you open the door, huh?" The deaf old lady pulled out her walking stick and stabbed it hard again, and a big hole was pierced in the window.

The two big holes in the hole will definitely let in air at night in such a cold weather. His bed is right next to the window. He must be very cold at night. It's useless to cover himself with a quilt.

"You beast..." Bang Geng cried out, "I will fight you..."

The deaf old lady didn't care about Bang Geng's crying. She was a dying person, who dared to do anything to her?

In an instant, the deaf old lady poked another hole in Banggeng's window and pulled out the cane.

Banggeng always opens the door very quickly, and he also brought a short wooden stick with him.

The "old man" Banggeng held up a wooden stick and threatened fiercely: "If you don't fix the window for me today, I will break your legs!"

Seeing Banggen holding a wooden stick, the deaf old lady narrowed her eyes. Although the stick was not long, it was very thick.

But Bang Geng is still a child after all, and his strength is definitely not as good as that of an adult, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

"You bastard, I've already put half my foot in the coffin, how could I be afraid of you?" As the deaf old lady spoke, she swept her cane across

Although her walking stick is very thin, it is made of solid wood and is long enough, which gives it an advantage over other walking sticks.

Bang Geng was shocked and quickly ran back: "You old fool, wait and see how I beat you to death..."

Bang Geng was very agile and managed to dodge the deaf old lady's sudden attack, and he was able to fight back.

Bang Geng jumped up, and his stick hit the deaf old lady's head like a hammer.

"Ouch..." This painful wail did not come from the mouth of a deaf old lady, but from a good joke.

The deaf old lady found the opportunity and hit the stick's calf hard with her walking stick before the stick came down from the air.

The blow was so strong that it hurt so much that I almost couldn't breathe when I touched the painful spot.

The deaf old lady took advantage of the victory and hit Banggeng on the head with a stick.

This time, Bang Geng was still touching his calf and had no time to react, so he was hit directly.

The blow broke the solid wood walking stick of old lady Long into pieces. She used all her strength.

I only heard Banggen groan, and he fell to the ground and could not get up again.

The deaf old lady immediately looked around, and when she saw that no one was looking at her, she felt relieved and immediately went into Banggeng's house to finish her meal. She took away the unfinished roasted bacon and went back to the backyard to eat...

After about five minutes, the second aunt in the backyard passed by and found the stick stem stuck on the ground. She was shocked and rushed forward to help.

"Bang Geng, Bang Geng, are you okay? What happened?"

"Bang Geng, wake up, wake up..."

After about a minute of calling, Banggeng finally opened his eyes dazedly.

"Auntie Er..." Banggeng looked very dazed, as if he had not yet woken up from a deep dream.

When he looked up behind Second Aunt Guo Mei, he turned pale with fear: "Jia Dongxu? No, Dad, why are you here?"

"Banggeng, it's broad daylight, don't scare me." After hearing Banggeng's nonsense, Guo Mei's hair stood on end. She immediately turned around and looked over. There was no one there...

"Dad... I was wrong, don't come over here, don't come over here!" Bang Geng ignored Guo Mei and his body began to tremble.

"Yi Zhonghai? What are you doing here? I don't owe you anything..."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't saw off my head..."

Suddenly, Banggeng's legs straightened, his eyes rolled up, bubbles came out of his mouth, and he started twitching.

This frightened Guo Mei: "Bang Geng, Bang Geng..."

"Hurry up, someone's here! Bang Geng is in trouble..." Guo Mei was shocked and started to scream hysterically.

Soon, Qin Huairu also rushed over after hearing the news.

Seeing this, she also rushed forward to check: "Great, great..."

Qin Huairu still has some first aid skills, so she pinched the philtrum of the stick hard.

Sure enough, in less than a minute, Banggeng's complexion gradually improved and his eyes slowly opened.

"Qin Huairu? Second Aunt?" Bang Geng spoke each word with emphasis.

"Bang Geng, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?" Qin Huairu was very concerned about Bang Geng.

"Uh...let me go, let me go!" Bang Geng was shocked by Qin Huairu's concern.

He quickly looked around and felt relieved after confirming that Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu had left.

"I'm fine, I want to go back, I want to go back!" Bang Geng said without paying any attention to Qin Huairu and Guo Mei, and walked into the house by himself.

Qin Huairu was still very worried: "Great, how about I take you to the hospital?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to go to the hospital..." Bang Geng slammed the door shut...