Cyclonus: I can summon villains infinitely

Chapter 30 An Xia's Penguin Chat Records

An Xia has been addicted to online chatting recently. After deleting all his friends until only "Qingcao" was left, he hasn't deliberately added anyone else.

There was no other reason, because he was surprised to find that chatting with others was really chatting, but chatting with this green grass could actually increase summoning points!!!

Although it’s not much, a mosquito leg is still meat no matter how small it is.

As for why I chose the online name Baicai, it was randomly chosen by the system and An Xia was too lazy to change it. Whatever name you use, it means chatting.

Penguin chat history.

Day 10, a.m.—

Bai: Are you there?

Qing: Yes, what’s up?

Bai: It's okay.

green:...

2 p.m. —

Bai: Are you there?

Qing: Yes, what’s up?

Bai: It's okay.

8 p.m. —

Bai: Are you there?

Qing: Not here.

The next day, 7 a.m.—

Bai: Good morning.

Qing: Okay.

Bai: Have you eaten?

Qing: I ate it

Bai: What did you eat?

Qing: rice.

Bai: What kind of food?

green:...

12: noon -

Bai: Good afternoon.

Qing: Okay.

Bai: Have you eaten?

Qing: I ate it.

Bai: What did you eat?

Qing: Is there anything wrong?

Bai: It's okay.

green:...

7 p.m. —

Bai: Good evening.

Qing: Yeah.

Bai: Have you eaten?

Qing: Is there anything wrong?

Bai: It's okay.

green:...

Day 5, a.m.—

Bai: Good morning.

green:...

Bai: I won’t ask you about eating today.

Qing: Okay.

Bai: What are you doing?

Qing: Eat.

Bai: What do you eat?

green:...

After chatting for a few days, looking at the few messages in the chat box and the few pitiful summoning points that had arrived in his account, An Xia came up with a good idea.

11 p.m. —

Bai: Didi.

White: Didi x2.

...

White: Didi x99.

"What? Not even any summoning points were added. What's going on?" An Xia asked in her mind.

[Host, please refrain from playing these tricks. 10 summoning points will be deducted as a warning. ]

"???"

I only added 5 points after chatting for a few days, and you deducted 10 points from me? ? ?

【…】

Looking at his summoning points helplessly, An Xia decided to go back and chat honestly.

But when he looked at his screen again, the last friend in his friend list, "Qingcao", had disappeared.

"Delete it for me?"

"???"

Day 12, noon -

Your friend request has been approved.

Qing: Could you please stop spamming?

Bai: Okay, okay.

Qing: Can you please stop asking me what I eat?

Bai: Sure, sure. What’s your name?

Green: Grass

Bai: I said your real name.

Qing: I don’t want to say.

Bai: You eat...

green:...

Bai: What? I controlled myself and didn’t ask.

Qing: Then how about I praise you?

white:...

Qing: Why are you imitating me?

Bai: Who learned from you?

Qing: Have you eaten?

Bai: I ate it.

Qing: What did you eat?

White: Shredded pork with green pepper, braised pork, potato and beef brisket.

Qing: Quite rich.

Bai: It’s just so-so. I’ve eaten too much greasy food these past few days, so I’m going to eat something simpler today.

green:...

Bai: Why don’t you learn from me?

Qing: Who learned from you!

Bai: The puppy learned it.

Qing: No swearing!

Bai: I didn’t curse anyone.

Qing: If you curse again, I will really ignore you.

Bai: OK OK, I was wrong {Hold fist}

7 p.m. —

Bai: Have you eaten?

Qing: Are you still coming?

Bai: {Bow} Sorry, I’m used to being asked this question.

Qing: You can ask your friends.

Bai: Aren’t you my friend?

Qing: I'm talking about your friends in real life.

white:...

Qing: What's wrong?

Bai: Actually...

Qing: Actually what?

Bai: Forget it, I won’t say anything.

Qing: It’s really annoying to stop talking halfway.

Bai: Then I said you can't laugh at me.

Qing: No.

Bai: I am usually very lonely and have no friends.

Qing: Ah! No way, I think you are quite cheerful.

Bai: Isn't that on the Internet? I'm ugly and they all laugh at me and don't play with me. I feel very inferior.

Qing: Sorry, sorry.

Bai: Why are you saying sorry to me?

Qing: I’m sorry to mention your sad story.

Bai: It's okay.

Qing: Can you get to know more people? Stay away from those people who judge people by their appearance.

Bai: But I don’t dare. I’m scared.

Qing: Don’t be afraid, relax a little. This world is a beautiful place and you will always find like-minded friends.

Bai: Then can you be my friend?

Qing: Of course, we have been friends for a long time.

Bai: Then can you play a game with me?

Qing: But I don’t know how to play games.

Bai: It’s okay, we can play right here while chatting.

Qing: Really? What is it?

Bai: I send a Didi, you send a Didi, and we swipe 99 first.

five minutes later...

Bai: It's okay, if you don't want to play, forget it, I'm used to it anyway {sad}

five minutes later...

Qing: Okay, I’ll play with you, but why do you like to play this?

Bai: Because 99 posts represent that our friendship will last forever.

Qing: Okay.

Bai: Didi.

Qing: Didi.

...

White: Didi x99.

Qing: Didi x99.

[Host, please do not use your cleverness to challenge the bottom line of the system. This time, the host will be deducted 50 summoning points, and the host's netizen will be deducted 50 summoning points.]

"Damn it! No way!"

[Since the host user does not have a system, the payment will be made by the host account]

"???"

Qing: Are you ready?

Qing: Why aren’t you talking?

Bai: Okay, our friendship will last forever. I’m a little sleepy today so I’m going to sleep first. Good night.

Qing: Good night.

Day 7, a.m.—

Bai: Good morning.

Qing: Good morning.

Bai: Have you eaten?

Qing: I haven’t eaten yet.

Bai: What are you going to eat?

Qing: I’m trying to decide whether to have soy milk or tofu pudding.

Bai: I recommend spicy soup.

Qing: But I like soy milk and tofu pudding.

Bai: Then eat them all.

Qing: How can I eat so much? I’m not a pig.

Bai: Actually, being a pig is pretty good. You eat and sleep, then sleep and eat.

Qing: No.

Bai: Okay.

Qing: Have you eaten?

Bai: I ate it.

Qing: What did you eat?

White: Braised pork and rice.

Qing: Huh? Who eats rice in the morning?

Bai: As for me, I am a rice fan.

Qing: What does yyds mean?

Bai: The first letter of the eternal God.

Qing: Why not be single forever?

Bai: Your brain circuit is different from that of normal people.

Qing: Hehe, that shows I’m smart.

White: Narcissism.

Qing: This is not narcissism, this is self-confidence.

Day 7, a.m.—

Qing: Good morning.

Bai: Okay.

Qing: What are you doing?

Bai: Review your lessons.

Qing: Are you a student?

Bai: I guess so. I’m preparing for the college entrance examination.

Qing: What a coincidence! I’m also going to take the college entrance examination this year.

Bai: How are your grades?

Qing: It’s okay, just average.

Bai: How many points can you get?

Qing: About 580, there are fluctuations, but not big.

white:???

Qing: What's wrong?

Bai: This is called ordinary.

Qing: Oh, there are many people who have better grades than me, what about you?

Bai: Well, I think it’s pretty good.

Qing: How many points?

White: 380.

...

Bai: Why aren’t you talking?

Qing: Come on.

Bai: You look down on me.

Qing: No, no.

Bai: You just look down on me.

Qing: No, it’s actually really okay.

Bai: So are you considered a top student?

Qing: Compared to you, I think so.

Bai: You look down on me again.

Qing: You asked me that. I can’t tell lies.

Bai: Okay, I’m envious.

Qing: Don’t be envious. If you work hard, it’s easy to improve your grades.

Bai: You are playing tricks on me.

Qing: What does Yin and Yang mean?

Bai: Weird and sarcastic.

Qing: I'm sorry, don't get me wrong, I really didn't.

Bai: I'm just kidding, just joking.

Qing: What is playing with memes?

Bai: It’s a buzzword on the Internet, something young people play with.

Qing: Then why haven’t I seen it?

Bai: Because you are old.

Qing: No, maybe it’s because I don’t play enough. I think I know why your grades are so bad.

Bai: You are playing tricks on me again.

Qing: No, you have to work hard. It will be the college entrance examination in a while. It only comes once in a lifetime.

Bai: Who said that? This is my second time.

Qing: Ah?

Bai: I am a repeater.

Qing: Then you really need to work harder.

Bai: Okay, I have to work harder.

Qing: Why do you say that?

Bai: Because there is a tigress who has been staring at me very closely recently.

...

Qing: Is she your girlfriend?

Bai: Why do you ask?

Qing: I’m just asking casually.

Bai: Why not the teacher?

Qing: Is that the teacher?

Bai: No.

green:...

Bai: Not a girlfriend. I’m very ugly. How can I find a girlfriend?

Qing: Who said that? Haven’t you heard that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?

Bai: I am a man.

Qing: This is just a metaphor, so who is the tigress?

Bai: She’s my sister.

Qing: Oh.

...

Qing: Why aren’t you talking?

Qing: What are you doing?

Qing: Good night.

...

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