Cyclonus: I can summon villains infinitely

Early in the morning, An Xia rubbed his dizzy head. He didn't sleep well today and got up at seven o'clock.

Last night, he had a very strange dream.

In the dream, there was a black hole staring at him.

To be precise, she was staring at his unspeakable place, as if diagnosing his illness.

It was quite normal at the beginning, but then the black hole seemed to stretch out a pair of devil claws... After being repeatedly strengthened by the system, it was already a gifted talent.

When hit from the outside, it was like being summoned by Sun Wukong with the Ruyi Jingu Bang that goes straight to heaven.

The black hole didn't seem to expect such a scene and was shocked.

After all, even the Jade Emperor was horrified back then and directly sent out the Thousand-Li Eyes and the Wind-Hearing Ears to observe.

The black hole had no clairvoyance or super hearing, so it had to deal with the situation itself.

After fiddling with it for a long time, it seemed that An Xia turned over and scared the black hole. As the sky and the earth changed color, the black hole escaped and light appeared again.

An Xia felt a little suffocated and shook her head: "I feel really bad this morning."

When I arrived at the living room, Gan Xiaonuan was already sitting at the dining table. The two people who usually got up the latest were the first to get up today.

Instead, it was Gan Tianlei, who got up the earliest, who locked himself in the room.

"Are you up so early?"

An Xia asked.

Hearing An Xia's voice, Gan Xiaonuan's face flushed and she quickly lowered her head: "Ah, yes, yes, I went to bed early yesterday."

"I really envy you. I had a long dream yesterday and it was so uncomfortable."

Hearing this, Gan Xiaonuan's face turned even redder and she stopped talking.

"Had breakfast?"

"No, no, Aunt Yang said she would cook for us later and asked us to go buy some vegetables."

"Okay." An Xia nodded.

It didn't take long.

The two came to the same vegetable market as last time, but this time An Xia walked in and chose a shop that didn't look as pretty.

A careful observation will reveal that the meat sold in this simple and even dirty environment is actually fresher than the meat sold in that gorgeous store last time.

"Boss, how do you sell pork?"

"Nine dollars a pound." The boss was concentrating on cutting the meat without even raising his head.

"Help me cut some."

"How much?"

“It’s about enough for four people.”

The boss took a knife and cut a piece of meat from the pig that had not been untied.

"Four pounds are out, forget the remainder, thirty-six."

An Xia's eyes jumped, and he wanted to travel back in time and kill his yesterday self.

Then he went to a store and bought some fresh seasonal vegetables. How should I put it...

An Xia handed the bag to Gan Xiaonuan: "Xiaonuan, I'm in a hurry. You take the vegetables back first. I'll find a public toilet to relieve myself."

Gan Xiaonuan carried the bag and looked at An Xia who ran away anxiously, muttering:

"No way, it's that big, it should be considered healthy, right?"

...

An Xia changed into a completely black outfit from somewhere, and covered her hair and face, leaving only her eyes exposed.

He also bought a baseball bat, which looked like he was going to the bank.

But he didn't go to the bank, but to the vegetable market.

He walked into the two cleanest and most luxurious stores in the market.

"Robbery!"

Holding a baseball bat, An Xia pointed at the old man selling meat and said.

The old man glanced at the old woman selling vegetables who was watching the fun nearby, gritted his teeth and shouted:

"Get lost, you really think you can rob someone just by covering your face..."

boom.

The baseball bat hit the freezer, shattering the glass all over the floor.

The old man was dumbfounded, and then cried out in pain: "Fuck, my freezer~"

An Xia ignored the old man and rushed towards the old lady who was watching the fun.

The old lady was still eating melon seeds with a smile on her face, but when she saw An Xia coming towards her, she panicked:

"You, you, you. What are you doing? Don't come over here. I'm calling for help!!!"

An Xia didn't hurt anyone, she just smashed the dishes randomly, making the scene a mess and finally smashed the old lady's scale.

"Oh my god~"

"Come and take a look, no one cares about bullying an old woman like me in broad daylight~"

While An Xia was distracted by the old lady's throwing a tantrum, the old butcher next door picked up a boning knife and chopped An Xia on the back.

An Xia was fine, but the knife was cut. You could imagine how hard the old man hit her.

Looking at this scene, An Xia was very angry. Fortunately, she had strengthened her physique, otherwise, it would have been all over.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. An Xia kicked the old man several meters away.

As the saying goes, good people don't live long, but evil deeds last for thousands of years.

The old man was kicked several meters away, and he bounced up again with his hands. He patted the dust off his butt and continued to rush towards An Xia.

An Xia didn't want to kill anyone, and seeing that the old man was in such good health, she didn't intend to continue to use force.

He glanced around, picked up the old man's half pig, and ran out.

An Xia used up all his strength this time. How should I put it? He felt that he could win the world championship by carrying the weight of half a pig.

Although the old man was in good health, he was no match for An Xia. He had no choice but to call the police.

...

After running a long way with the pig on his back, An Xia suddenly felt confused. He couldn't go home in this outfit, so where should he go?

People were coming and going on the street, and everyone was looking at him, but no one thought he was a robber. Everyone thought this guy was doing performance art.

Finally, An Xia carried the pig to the Tan family villa.

Tan Laosan and Chen Sidong were sitting on the sofa watching the news, while Tan Xiaosi was talking non-stop in their ears.

From their expressions, you can tell that they are very impatient.

Tan Lao San finally couldn't hold it in anymore: "You little bastard, have you been brainwashed by An Xia? See how I'll beat him if he comes again."

"Tsk, you only dare to say it behind his back, if you have the guts, say it in front of him."

"Do you think I would dare to do that?" Tan Laosan raised his head and glanced at the moon on the sofa beside him.

boom.

The familiar sound of kicking the door was heard, and Tan Xiaosi quickly stood up.

"An Xia!"

He touched Tan Lao San with his arm: "Tan Lao San, Tan Lao San, you go ahead."

"roll roll roll!"

Tan Laosan really wants to take this mistress to do a paternity test to find out if he was cheated on.

Chen Sidong pulled Xiao Si, but he didn't have any ideas.

After all, a biological father may not be your biological father, but an uncle is definitely your biological uncle.

It wasn't until An Xia walked in completely, carrying half a pig, that the three of them were finally shocked.

An Xia always brings them surprises inadvertently.

Just then, a news broadcast came on TV.

"Just this afternoon, an extremely bad incident occurred at the Gandu xx Vegetable Market."

"A man dressed in black actually robbed a butcher and vegetable shop in the market. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality..."

When the three members of the Tan family, including Yueliang, looked at An Xia again, the alpas in their hearts were already running uncontrollably.

This guy is sick. If he has the ability to do this, why doesn't he rob a bank but a vegetable market?

An Xia ignored the shock of the others, threw the pig to the ground, and looked at Chen Sidong, the smartest of the three.

"Help me deal with this. I don't want the police to find out."

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