Genshin Impact: Paimon and I are both Ying’s emergency food

"When it comes to midnight snacks, Paimon immediately becomes energetic!"

Tan Ningsu looked at Paimeng with a smile.

"Eating is the most important thing in life. How can we not be positive about eating?"

Paimon said with certainty.

"Where are we going to eat?"

Paimeng looked at Tan Ningsu with sparkling eyes.

"At this time, only a big restaurant like the Deer Hunter is still open, right?"

Tan Ningsu yawned and said.

“Wuhu~Great meal!”

When Paimon heard that they were going to hunt deer, his eyes lit up.

"Ying, Susu, let's go! Paimon feels that his stomach is beginning to miss the delicious food at the Deer Hunter Restaurant!"

Paimon pushed the two of them and hurried away.

"Phew! I'm so full!"

Paimon slumped in his chair.

"This is apple cider for three people."

The waiter brought over three glasses of cider.

"Thank you."

Tan Ningsu took the juice from the waiter.

“Every time this happens, I feel it’s magical.”

"Paimon, how did your stomach hold so much food..."

Tan Ningsu poked Paimeng's round belly, glanced at the twenty plates on the table, and said with a slight sigh.

This is enough for almost ten people...

This one meal cost her nearly half a month's salary for an average person.

(Based on Zaoyu's 200,000 monthly salary, Paimon's food expenses are 300,000 [just for meals], but Zaoyu's salary should be quite different from that of ordinary people [after all, she is the company's magistrate, one of the highest human officials of Inazuma], so it should be okay to say this...)

"I always feel that if Ying doesn't work harder, she probably won't be able to support the two of us..."

"By then, will we both be reduced to picking up trash to support ourselves?"

Tan Ningsu was just saying it casually.

"No!"

Paimeng wailed when he heard Tan Ningsu's description.

"Woo, maybe Paimon should eat less next time. Paimon doesn't want to pick up trash anymore..."

Paimeng leaned against Tan Ningsu with tears in his eyes, and his tears soaked Tan Ningsu's collar.

"Eh eh eh?!!!"

"Paimon stop crying! I was just kidding!"

"Even if that day really comes, I will go to pick up trash instead of letting you do it!"

Tan Ningsu hurriedly comforted him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Then, Paimon cried even harder.

"You are such a loser, why don't we pick up trash together..."

Paimon whimpered.

"Are you two treating me like I don't exist?!"

"How could I possibly let the two of you fall to the point of picking up trash to feed yourselves?!"

Ying Senran's voice rang in the ears of the two.

"Woo..."

Tan Ningsu and Paimon, who stopped crying immediately, huddled in their chairs trembling.

"I can't stand you two..."

Seeing the two people looking so pitiful, Ying suddenly felt that her anger was in vain, and finally she could only helplessly hold her forehead with her hand.

"Don't make jokes like this anymore."

"Hmm."

Tan Ningsu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

“It’s hard to feed yourself by picking up trash!”

"Susu must work hard to get commissions, but she must not fall to that level!"

"Paimon will eat less in the future and try to reduce the pressure on you and Ying to make money!"

Paimeng spoke to Tan Ningsu in the tone of an experienced person.

Tan Ningsu looked at Ying.

Ying shook her head slightly.

"Let's go back."

Ying spoke up.

"Then let's take a slow walk. It's just the right amount of time to help digest the food."

Tan Ningsu spoke.

Woo!

Damn her!

Her joke just happened to touch upon the hard life that Paimon had lived before he met them...

Did her lovely teacher Paimon have such a hard life in the past? !

Do you really have to rely on picking up trash to support yourself? !

Oh, damn!

Ying touched Tan Ningsu's head to comfort her.

Tan Ningsu rubbed against Ying out of habit.

"Paimon wants some too!"

Paimon, who had a very short memory, immediately forgot that he had been crying just now and came over with a smile on his face.

Everyone who passed by and saw it exclaimed: These three people have such a good relationship!

The three returned to their residence.

After opening the door and going in, they saw a pair of sad, green, very beautiful eyes looking at the three of them in the garden.

"........."

The silent wind blows in the courtyard.

The bright moonlight shines on the flowers, and the fragrance of wisteria lingers at the tip of the nose.

"Hey! Can you three just treat me like I don't exist?!"

Looking at the three people who pretended not to see anything and walked straight back into the room, Wendy quickly spoke.

"A great god of wind, breaking into an empty house in the middle of the night..."

Paimon turned around and said with contempt.

"I saw a person in the yard and I was almost scared to death..."

Tan Ningsu looked at Wendy with a dim gaze and said.

"If the moonlight hadn't just happened to shine on you, I would have drawn my sword..."

Ying sighed and said.

"Sorry, sorry."

After approaching the three people, Wendy apologized with a smile.

"I also wanted to come to see you during the day, but you were not here..."

"After you returned to the city, I thought you would go home directly, so I just waited for you here. Who knew that you would turn around and go out for a meal..."

"It's a pity that I have to sit here in the cold wind without anything to eat..."

Wendy said in a pitiful tone.

"You deserve it, you're just a singing prostitute!!"

"If you had gone directly to the Deer Hunter to find us, there wouldn't be so much trouble..."

Paimon, who was not fooled by Wendy's pitiful appearance, directly opened his mouth to accuse her.

"Hey~"

Wendy blinked.

"Wendy, what do you want from us?"

Ying asked.

Wendy came to see them at this time on purpose, it couldn't be that she was just here to act cute.

"Of course I'm here... to look for my students~"

"???"

The three of them looked at Wendy with question marks on their faces.

"SuSu, you won't abandon me, will you?!"

Wendy looked at Tan Ningsu with a shocked expression.

"…If I remember correctly, the only time we could barely call each other 'teaching' was when you 'taught' me to play 'First Encounter'…"

"But... you just threw a piece of music to me and asked me to play it myself... You can even say 'teacher'..."

Tan Ningsu said speechlessly.

Although Wendy is very unreliable, the relationship between teacher and student is not such a casual one!!!

"Well...why not..."

Wendy said, blinking her turquoise eyes.

"Also, what does 'I don't want you anymore' mean?"

"Wendy, don't you think this is very ambiguous?"

Tan Ningsu spoke again.

That's right!

Susu never wanted this guy Wendy!

Ying looked at Wendy sharply.

"It's for Tevarin..."

"Susu, you may not feel that there is anything wrong with your piano sound, but as the "God of Breeze and Hope", I can keenly sense the difference."

Wendy straightened her expression and said.

Seeing Wendy's serious attitude, Tan Ningsu and Ying knew that Wendy was going to get down to business!

(Wendy: It seems like I'm doing nothing all day. Tan Susu and the other two: ... Tevarin: Can someone be a little more self-aware?)