Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her

Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao screamed, then quickly took two big mouthfuls of rice to calm themselves down.

The scarecrow, who thought the voice was from a female ghost, was also startled and jumped back.

"As a lonely ghost, I possessed a straw man and came here to harm people! What crime should I be punished for?"

The oil paper covering the Kitchen God's statue broke away from the wall, floated up, and flew to the scarecrow, scolding him sternly.

“Ah!? You you you! I I I I was wrong…”

"Please let me go, Kitchen God! Wuuuuuu..."

The scarecrow immediately began to tremble. He was frightened by the breath of the Kitchen God, and his control over his Yin energy seemed to have failed. He wanted to open the kitchen door immediately, but he couldn't. He had just removed the bolt, but still couldn't open it.

"Why did you come to this farm and scare the two siblings?"

"Grandpa Kitchen God, I... I... am too ashamed to speak... Ah! Let me go..."

"Say!"

"I asked the Kitchen God, can you let me go?"

"If you don't tell me, I'll kill you right now!"

"Swish!", "Ah!" the female ghost screamed.

The eyes of the Kitchen God sitting on the throne shot out two red rays of light, burning two big black circles on the scarecrow's head as a warning. However, the voices of the two fish sisters coming from the side ruined the Kitchen God's momentum, and a "tic-tick" appeared on the forehead of the Kitchen God's statue.

"Hiccup~~~~~"

"Hey! Sister, you are so ungraceful, hahaha!"

"Huh? You're laughing at me, your sister. I'll tickle you to death!"

"Hahahahaha stop scratching."

"Just be quiet! Otherwise, you two will suffer the consequences!"

The Kitchen God got angry, and the statue of the god floating in the air turned around and warned the two sisters who were fighting.

"Ah? Oh, grandpa, please continue. My sister and I won't disturb you anymore!"

After Xiaocao finished speaking, she and Xiaowu sat on a small stool to watch the scarecrow and the Kitchen God.

The Kitchen God was thinking, what on earth are these two? They ruined my mood...

"Hurry up and tell me! Wait till I kill you!"

The Kitchen God turned the statue around again and scolded the scarecrow.

"It's too difficult for me to say it... It's too embarrassing..."

"Um?!"

The Kitchen God sitting on the armchair in the image looked a little serious and hummed angrily, as if he would kill him immediately if he kept talking nonsense. Then the Scarecrow began to speak honestly.

"I'll tell you, I'll tell you! Grandpa Kitchen God, please don't be angry! I'll tell you!... Actually... it was... that... that little boy who lay on my grave... I thought he was so cute... and wanted to suck his essence..."

"Hey! You female ghost! How shameless! How can you be so crazy!"

The Kitchen God was shocked by the shameless words of the female ghost. There was actually such a dirty thing. No wonder the female ghost didn't want to say it. She was embarrassed! The Kitchen God thought to himself, how could she do such a shameful thing!

What did Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao hear? They stared at each other with their eyes wide open, deeply shocked by the explosive information that the female ghost said. The two sisters of the fish spirit had heard the story of ghosts sucking yang energy and essence from the master, and they had also heard the master talk in detail about how female ghosts sucked people's essence! Both of them felt it was abnormal!

When Xiao Heizi heard Mu Huang's story, he was thinking, "This is nothing, you are a pervert, Master! The things you did with the courtesan were so... I am too embarrassed to say it! My mouth will be dirty if I say it! My heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were soiled by you and the courtesan that night!"

Xiao Heizi didn't dare say these words in front of Mu Huang and the others, because he found out that Qingluan was very sensitive about the master. If he knew about this, not only would the master beat him to death, but his friend Qingluan would also kill him. Xiao Heizi also thought that Qingluan was also a pervert, so he didn't dare to make fun of these things.

"Who made him lie on someone else's grave... I fell in love with this little brother at first sight! I also want to get close to him... He is so cute..."

"Shut up, ghost girl!"

The Kitchen God shouted angrily.

"I've already said that the Kitchen God has promised to release me..."

"I want to see how you died, and then decide whether to let you go. If you were killed unjustly, I will spare you this time!"

After the Kitchen God in the statue finished speaking, he moved his right hand on the oil paper, which was obviously a gesture of numerology that he understood according to the principles of Yin and Yang and the Eight Trigrams.

"Ah, no!"

When the female ghost heard and saw the Kitchen God's gesture, she instantly panicked.

"You female ghost! When you were alive, you were a maid for a young master in a wealthy family. You were found and beaten to death for molesting the young master, and you still haven't changed even after your death! You have no chance of reincarnation!"

"Oh no……"

"boom!"

"Ahhhhh..."

The Kitchen God's eyes shot out another red light, and the scarecrow suddenly caught fire all over. The fire was like a strong wind and gasoline, and it was extremely fierce! Accompanied by the ghost's shrill screams, after a while, the scarecrow and the sound disappeared, disappearing completely.

The brother and sister's mother was still weaving, as if she hadn't heard what was happening in the kitchen. In fact, after the Kitchen God closed the door, the sound was blocked by a spell cast by the Kitchen God.

"Wow! This is so perverted!"

Xiaocao opened her eyes wide, her mouth slightly open with a slight smile on her face, and was obviously very interested in what had just happened.

"Don't learn it, or I'll tell the Madam and the Master that you're infatuated with the young master, hahahaha!"

"Sister, what are you talking about! I want to be a fan and also a mini one!"

"Ouch! Xiaocao, you are so rebellious. How dare you attack me, your sister!"

Xiao Wu rubbed his steamed bun angrily and was about to fight back when he was interrupted the next second.

"Cough cough!"

"Stop it, you two!"

Little Wu and Little Cao stopped playing and looked at the statue floating in the air.

"You two are not human but fish monsters, right? Why are you not afraid of me?"

The Kitchen God asked.

"Why should I be afraid of you?" Xiao Wu asked back.

"Hmm? Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you too?"

"We have people up there!"

Xiao Cao shouted casually. Mu Huang had taught them before, what to do when encountering bad guys? Then report the names of him and the little green bird. If that doesn't work, then report the names of the Vermillion Bird, one of the four great beasts, and the Qiongqi, one of the four fierce beasts. The other party will definitely not dare to bully them.

At that time, Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao were very curious about why they had to report the name of the ferocious beast Qiongqi. Mu Huang said that this would cause more trouble for the ferocious beast and help the great god Suzaku.

Anyway, Mu Huang taught them to report the bigger the name, the better, even if they don't know the name! They still have to report it! The most important thing is to save their lives first!

During this period, Xiao Chong and Xiao Yu also shared various survival experiences, the ways of beasts, ancient legends and so on with everyone.

"Oh? Who is it?"

The Kitchen God immediately became curious. What kind of background could a small fish spirit have? He was ready to tease the two fish girls. After all, it was too boring to stay in this family for so many years. He couldn't easily leave this family too far away. Otherwise, if something happened to the family at home without his protection, his merits would be reduced many times.

"You were so good at calculating just now, why don't you try it~"

Xiaocao thought of what the Kitchen God had just said about the ghost girl's life and said that Xiaowu and Xiaocao were not afraid of the Kitchen God in front of them at all. After all, the Vermillion Bird God, who was the backer of their mistress and mistress, was extremely powerful.

After hearing this, the Kitchen God thought to himself, “Hmm! That’s right! ……………Hmm? Why can’t I figure it out? It seems a bit embarrassing if I can’t figure it out…”

"Ahem, I just calculated the past life of that female ghost and found that she no longer has any magical power. Can you tell me what's going on?"

"You, the Kitchen God, have very little magical power. Our backer is the Demon God... Woo!"

Xiaocao called out a name that scared Xiaowu, and Xiaowu immediately covered his mouth.

"You're going to die! How can I believe in such a big name like the Kitchen God?"

Xiao Wu scolded Xiao Cao in a low voice.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, you are so funny, you made me laugh. Is that the name of Lord Demon God you called?"

"Why can't we yell? We are still servants of the Demon God!"

Xiaocao pried Xiaowu's hands apart and continued to pull the strings.

"Hahahahahaha good! You successfully caught my attention! Little girl, if the Demon God was still in this world, I would have believed it! Now I don't believe it at all hahahaha"

The Kitchen God smiled very happily.