Siheyuan: I am the Smart Pillar

In Yi Zhonghai's home, the deaf old lady's alcohol tolerance is quite good. In addition, Yi Zhonghai gave her good news, so she drank a few more cups. The braised meat on the table was almost gone after a while, and Liu Chunhua ate the most. Liu Chunhua wiped her greasy mouth and said with a smile, "This braised meat is really delicious. Where did you buy it? I'll buy some more tomorrow."

Seeing his wife looking like a starving ghost, Jia Dongxu couldn't bear to look at her. This fat wife really didn't give him face, but he was not much better. He glared at Liu Chunhua and said, "You look like you haven't eaten in your eight lifetimes. Don't you have any sense of shame? There are elders at the table. You should be more reserved."

Liu Chunhua didn't care at all. She asked Bai Xiuying for two onions, took a bite of meat and an onion at the same time and said, "You are too pretentious. People should eat and drink well in their lifetime. Besides, this is a gift from our master and mistress. If we continue to be hesitant, it would be disrespectful to our elders. Am I right, old lady?"

Old lady Long nodded with a smile. This fat girl is really generous. She grinned and said, "Good, you are a heroic girl. You should have such an attitude towards life. I like you, old lady. If you have nothing to do every day, you can come and chat with me. What I like most is chatting with you young people."

When Liu Chunhua heard this, she was naturally very happy. She quickly nodded with a smile and said, "Grandma, from now on I will come to disturb you whenever I have time." Grandma Long said with a smile, "Girl, I can't wait for you to disturb me. Eat more. Being able to eat is a blessing."

As soon as the deaf old lady finished her words, she felt her stomach growl. Then she couldn't help but fart, and the people around her wrinkled their noses. Old lady Long blushed, smiled and said, "I am old, I hope you can understand."

Everyone smiled and was about to say something to comfort Old Lady Long. But they found that something was wrong with their stomachs. Not long after, the sound of farts came from Yi Zhonghai's house. Yi Zhonghai insisted on picking up the toilet paper and was about to go to the public toilet outside the courtyard. Jia Dongxu's body was even worse than Old Lady Long's. A pool of yellow liquid spurted out of his buttocks and stayed on the floor tiles of Yi Zhonghai's house.

Yan Fugui held his stomach. He must have realized something. Today's braised meat didn't seem fresh. He was a scholar, so he naturally wouldn't do something like Jia Dongxu. He held back the urge to poop in his stomach, squeezed his legs together and wanted to run to the toilet. But as luck would have it, he ran into Xu Damao as soon as he walked into the front yard.

Seeing Yan Fugui's anxious look, Xu Damao asked curiously, "Hey, Third Uncle, what are you doing?" Yan Fugui gritted his teeth and tried to push Xu Damao away. Xu Damao grabbed Yan Fugui curiously and was about to say something. After all, he was now a worker in the steel mill. Isn't it too rude of him that Yan Fugui didn't say a word when he saw him?

Yan Fugui gritted his teeth and whispered, "Xu Xu Damao, get out of my way now." Xu Damao was a little unhappy. Why was Yan Fugui's words so harsh? He wanted to argue with Yan Fugui. "Uncle, you can be regarded as a respected teacher and a respected senior. Is this how you should talk to a working class comrade like me?"

Yan Fugui looked at his hand being held, and the anger in his heart rose. He could no longer stop the gushing yellow water, "Puff, puff, puff", and he started to poop in his pants in the front yard. When Xu Damao saw that Yan Fugui had actually pooped, he ran a few meters away. He pointed at Yan Fugui and said tremblingly, "You, you, why don't you go to the toilet? Why did you poop in the yard?"

Yan Fugui felt the strange looks from the people around him, and he felt that he was no longer able to save his old face. With a dark face, he said to Xu Damao, "I just wanted to go to the toilet, but you f*cking stopped me. Xu Damao, you are such a troublemaker, you really killed me, Yan Fugui. No, you must compensate me for my pants, or I will never let you go."

Xu Damao smiled awkwardly, knowing that he was in trouble. He rolled his eyes and said, "Well, Third Uncle, I'm leaving first. I have something to do at home." After that, he ran away quickly with his short legs. Yan Fugui said with a dark face, "Xu Damao, you little bastard. Don't even think about running away with me. I'll go to your house to settle the score with you later."

Yan Fugui cursed fiercely, but he heard his stomach growling. A few streams of yellow liquid spurted out of his butt. Yan Fugui was doomed now, so let it be. Anyway, the pants had been contaminated, so let him contaminate more thoroughly.

The people around were very disgusted and were discussing in private what had happened. Sun the blacksmith, who was a little braver, covered his nose and said, "Uncle, you..." "Oh no, oh no, everyone come quickly, something seems to have happened in this uncle's house." Xu Damao's voice came from the backyard, and the voice sounded extremely urgent and frightened.

Everyone in the middle and front yards rushed to the backyard. After a while, most people were already there. There was a foul smell in the air of the backyard. Some curious people quietly poked their heads in and took a look. Yi Zhonghai's house was in a mess. Old lady Long no longer had any strength. Her old face was pale, and it looked like she was dying.

Although Bai Xiuying and Liu Chunhua were younger than Old Lady Long, the pain they endured was also very uncomfortable. They lay on the ground, holding their stomachs, and the yellow fluid from their lower bodies had soaked their pants. They didn't even dare to say a word, because if they did, their lower bodies would leak feces and urine.

The situation of Yi Zhonghai and his apprentice was better, but they were both in great pain. Yi Zhonghai held his stomach and sat on the armchair, groaning, while Jia Dongxu had fainted. Yi Zhonghai held his stomach and said humbly to the people watching outside the door, "Help us, send us to the hospital quickly."