Siheyuan: I am the Smart Pillar

He Yuzhu glared at Xu Damao and said, "Shh, don't talk nonsense. Be careful that the bride's family hears it, or they will beat you up. Although the bride is a little fat, she is blessed." Xu Damao also felt that he had talked too much just now. After drinking a glass of wine, he said, "I was drunk just now."

Secretary Gao smiled. He also thought that the new bride was not very good-looking. A man should marry a beautiful wife, otherwise his life would be in vain. He also poured himself a drink and watched the wedding.

The couple had finished singing the revolutionary song The East is Red, and now the next step was to worship heaven and earth. The witness coughed and said with a smile, "We worship heaven and earth." Just as the couple was about to worship heaven and earth, someone let out a loud fart. Everyone in the audience frowned and looked at who was farting.

Jia Zhang's face turned red. The fart was definitely hers. The witness seemed not to have heard the fart and said, "Bow to your parents." The young couple bowed to their parents again, and the fart sounded again. This time the sound was so loud that all the aunties and sisters at Jia Zhang's table ran away.

Wu Cuihua frowned and said, "Sister-in-law, what did you eat last night? Why did you fart all of a sudden? It really stinks." Yang Ruihua also made a few "Pooh" sounds, and said with an unpleasant look on his face, "You should at least be careful. Today is Guangqi's good day."

Jia Zhang's face flushed. He felt a little hungry at midnight yesterday and wanted to eat some steamed bread. But he found half a pound of soybeans in the cupboard and fried some soybeans to fill his stomach. He didn't expect to feel uncomfortable at this time, which made him very embarrassed. But he was a stubborn person, so he didn't feel embarrassed and said, "Shitting and farting are human instincts. You people are really making a fuss."

The people around were speechless again. They were having a feast. This old man said such things. Isn't it disgusting? Liu Guangqi's brother-in-law, who was sitting at the table with his wife's family, looked very unhappy. He clenched his fist and wanted to teach this old man a lesson. But he was stopped by his second uncle. Uncle Zhao said, "Today is a good day for your second sister. Don't be angry, kid."

After listening to Uncle Zhao's persuasion, the family members reluctantly sat down. Jia Dongxu blushed with shame. He wanted to hide his face and run away, but this was not a good time. He could only lower his head as much as possible and pretend that he knew nothing.

He Yuzhu's table was not far from Jia Zhang's. He put his chopsticks on the table and said, "This old guy is really a troublemaker. It stinks. Huairu, if you have no appetite, let's go out for a walk and have something delicious outside. Anyway, we are resting today and don't have to go to work."

Qin Huairu, who was standing by, also felt a little disgusted. When she was in Qinjiazhuang in the countryside, she had never heard of anyone farting at someone else's wedding and still making such a confident argument. She nodded, and did not reject what her man said, saying, "Okay, today is your day off, let's go shopping with Yushui later."

He Yuzhu naturally would not refuse, and nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." Jia Zhang's series of tricks made most of the people who came to the banquet lose their appetite. Although the dishes cooked by Ma Yucheng were also very delicious, they also had no appetite now.

Zhao Tianshan sat on the stage with a dark face, and glared at his son-in-law fiercely. Liu Guangqi smiled awkwardly, and it was his mother-in-law who pulled Zhao Tianshan's sleeve, and Zhao Tianshan restrained his temper. But his good impression of the people in the courtyard dropped again, and he no longer smiled.

The witness nodded and said, "Husband and wife bow to each other." After the couple finished bowing to each other, they toasted each table. The people who came to the wedding banquet gave blessings again, and the couple thanked them again.

Liu Cuihua was not affected by her mother-in-law's behavior at all. She sat next to Jia Dongxu and ate without any care. Originally, this table was where the pillars of each household in the yard sat together, and Liu Cuihua was the only woman at the table. They were a little unhappy in their hearts. How could Jia Dongxu be so shameless? His daughter-in-law should sit at the women's table.

In fact, Jia Dongxu also wanted his wife to sit with his mother, but Liu Cuihua despised her as a mother-in-law and was too embarrassed. She sat next to Jia Dongxu and refused to leave. Today was Liu Guangqi's good day, and the neighbors in the yard didn't want to hurt the relationship over such a small matter. Naturally, they turned a blind eye, but Liu Cuihua's eating manner was like an old sow rooting for food, which made the others at the table very unhappy.

Blacksmith Sun said to Jia Dongxu, "You should at least take care of your wife. It's like she hasn't eaten for 800 years. Is this acceptable? We still need to drink some wine and eat some food. You can't be so selfish." Jia Dongxu smiled awkwardly, and quickly stopped his wife from taking the only big elbow on the table to eat, and began to apologize to others.

Everyone curled their lips, watching Jia Dongxu, a grown man, apologize, and no one could say anything. Several men picked up their glasses and started drinking, while Blacksmith Sun and his acquaintance Ma Gaoshan started playing finger-guessing games. In short, although there were some unpleasant incidents at the wedding banquet, everyone was still very satisfied because of the bleeding in his bangs.

He Yuzhu and his wife left very early, and when the banquet was over, Liu Haizhong generously asked the people who came to the wedding banquet to pack up the leftovers in front of his in-laws. The neighbors in the yard were naturally very happy, but the bride's family didn't care about the leftovers at all, and said hello to them one by one and left.

Jia Zhang was still eating like an old sow, and the noise she made was no different from that of a pig rooting for food. This made Yang Ruihua, who was sitting at the same table, feel sick. She wanted to pack up some leftovers, but after seeing Jia Zhang's expression, she simply snorted and left the middle courtyard.