I've already worn the same clothes, why did I still get caught and fucked?
Chapter 36 Lift My Coffin
"This piece of land originally belonged to a Feng Shui master. My father knew it was a good spot, so he bought it with money."
Uncle Jiu asked again with a look that said, "You are up to something." "It's only bribery, is there any coercion?"
Uncle Jiu saw Ren Fa smile awkwardly and said directly: "I think it must be coercion, otherwise he would never hurt you and ask you to cover the entire dragonfly-diving hole with cement."
"Then what should we do?" Ren Fa asked quickly.
"It should be covered with snowflakes, which is called a dragonfly touching the water. The coffin head can't even touch the water, so how can it be called a dragonfly touching the water hole?"
Then Uncle Jiu turned around and said to Ren Fa again: "He still has a conscience. He asked you to move the coffin and bury it in 20 years. He will harm you for half your life, not your whole life. He will only harm your generation, not 18 generations."
At this moment, the coffin was dug out.
When people put down the coffin, Uncle Jiu asked the person who should be avoided to turn his body around.
Just as they were about to open the coffin, they heard the chirping of birds and the flapping of their wings from the woods not far away.
There was a feeling of oppression, as if something bad was about to happen.
When the coffin was opened, everyone saw a corpse wearing official uniform and emitting black air.
"Dad!" "Grandpa!"
Ren Fa and Ren Tingting knelt down directly in front of the coffin.
Rosen felt awkward watching it, and felt that the performance was a bit exaggerated.
Then I thought that I was half a member of the Ren family, right? After all, Tingting played the instrument so well, so should I kneel?
After thinking about it again, he decided to forget it.
Anyway, I will have to kick this old man a few more times when the time comes! So don't rush to lick him now, lest you can't move your legs when the time comes.
"Uncle Jiu, can this tomb be used again?"
"A dragonfly touches the water again and again. It will definitely not touch the same spot again. This acupoint is useless."
"What should we do then?" Ren Fa asked hurriedly.
"I propose cremation on the spot!"
"Cremation? No. My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. I can't do that."
Uncle Jiu tried his best to persuade him at this time, but Ren Fa said he would not do anything.
Alas, it is true that good words cannot persuade a damned ghost. You want to stop him, but you cannot stop the heart of a suicidal person.
Rosen was really speechless at this scene.
This old father-in-law is really a man who wants to save face but suffers in life. Who is afraid of fire? Believe it or not, if you ask him if it is okay to burn it now, he will definitely have no objection.
The final plot is back, the body is placed in the charity cemetery, and Uncle Jiu continues to look for a new grave for the old man.
Wow, I have to say, my wife has a really great figure.
That little butt is twisting!
Rosen looked at his wife fiercely and followed Uncle Jiu.
He knew the following plot, which was nothing more than Wencai and Qiu Sheng burning incense, and then Qiu Sheng's talkativeness provoked the female ghost.
Although Rosen's inner drama was a bit more intense, he didn't want to cause trouble for himself.
After receiving orders from his two senior brothers, he worked honestly. Then, despite Wencai's surprise, he followed them back to the charity cemetery.
"Master, look at the burning of this plum blossom incense array!"
At this time, Rosen took the incense from the talent's hand and handed it to his master.
"People are most afraid of three longs and two shorts, and incense is most afraid of two shorts and one long. But it burned like this. If this kind of incense is burned in the house, there must be a death."
"Is that Mr. Ren's home?" Wencai asked foolishly.
"Could it be here?" Uncle Jiu glared at him.
Rosen followed Uncle Jiu happily at this time, frowning and saying, "Hey, Master, you see, they only make you angry, unlike me who only cares about you!"
No matter what, the tea skills are fully delivered first.
"Yeah!" Uncle Jiu nodded with his hands behind his back.
This made the two senior brothers look unhappy.
"Will anything happen to this master's daughter?" Qiu Sheng asked directly.
Luo Sen thought, could this guy still have some evil intentions towards his sister? Have you paid back your salary?
"In short, the man named Ren is in trouble!" Wencai lit a stick of incense in front of the altar and waved his hand.
"Ah, Tingting!" Oh, another one who is thinking about his wife!
"Hey, you said it's none of your business and you don't care." Qiu Sheng patted Wencai on the shoulder and said.
"That's not what I mean. If you save your sweetheart's life, marriage won't be a problem."
At this time, Qiu Sheng pointed at him.
"Fair competition!"
Rosen listened to their words without paying any attention and rolled his eyes.
Fair play? Go play with your ghost girl!
At this time, Uncle Jiu was standing in front of the coffin, saying that there was something wrong with the person in the coffin, and he brought it to the charity cemetery to find a solution.
Wencai and Qiu Sheng looked at each other and pushed open the coffin lid.
Look at the design of this coffin in the past, it has a sliding cover. How advanced! It would be a pity if it wasn't given to Motorola to be used as an advertisement.
Rosen shook his head again.
When the two saw the body, they immediately shouted, "Wow, you've gained weight."
Rosen also took the opportunity to take a look inside and saw that there were indeed some changes in the limbs.
The face in particular, well - it's become uglier.
At this time, Uncle Jiu also took two quick steps and saw the changes in the corpse. The nails of the corpse were almost as long as his nails.
"Quick, close the coffin!"
Next, Uncle Jiu began to call on his fellow disciples, preparing pens, ink, swords, and a lively chicken brother.
Uncle Jiu was busy in front of the altar, killing a chicken, bleeding it, and grinding ink.
Apart from anything else, the master's fancy moves splattered blood and ink everywhere.
No matter what, the poses are very handsome, the movements are graceful, elegant, clean and neat, no wonder so many people follow suit.
The little flame in his hand appears as it pleases, and the finger gestures he makes are so cool.
No, I have to learn from him. When I come back, even if I don’t have the magic power to get free food and drink, I will be able to keep myself from starving.
After preparing the ink line, Uncle Jiu asked the three of them to put the ink line on the coffin.
Before leaving, Uncle Jiu asked them to put the ink line on the entire coffin.
What happened next was that Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai started fighting before they finished playing with the ink line, and ended up forgetting to play under the coffin.
But Rosen felt that the zombies running out of it afterwards had little to do with the ink line.
Could it be possible that the two of them could lift up the coffin and then bounce the entire bottom of the coffin?
Even so, based on the performance in the drama.
This old man Ren was extremely powerful. He displayed his divine power inside the coffin and broke the entire coffin into pieces.
So Rosen felt that even if these two senior brothers had done everything well, they would still have to slam the coffin lid when necessary.
Or you look at Newton. Let’s not talk about other places. In the Marvel world, how many people have slapped him in the face.
It's like they're dancing on his coffin, but you see he hasn't even woken up after sleeping for so long!
Doesn’t this explain the problem?
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