I've already worn the same clothes, why did I still get caught and fucked?

Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine.

What is considered a bad thing?

Rosen would certainly answer now.

There is nothing more terrifying than being naked and lying on top of a man.

If there is, it is probably that this man is not a living person at all.

If I were to add another condition, it would be that there is someone watching nearby.

At this moment, Rosen was first frightened by the dead body under him, and then he found that he was naked.

There was a man with straight eyebrows at the door, staring at him with wide eyes.

Rosen stood up quickly and did not forget to cover his little brother while doing so.

He looked carefully and saw the man's appearance clearly.

This serious and reliable square face, eh, isn’t this Uncle Nine?

So he asked directly.

"Ninth Uncle?"

At this time, the man had walked from the door to him and looked Rosen up and down.

Uncle Jiu thought to himself, this young man is quite brave, sneaking up on a dead body. If nothing else, this courage alone is enough to get him into our Maoshan.

I just don't know why he has to take off his clothes. Could this guy have some special hobby?

"Who are you? Why are you here?"

"Ah, where is this place? Why am I here?" Rosen's mind was also full of question marks.

He really didn't know how he ended up here, completely naked.

Thinking back to my previous memories, well, it’s better not to think back!

But the question is, why could he meet Uncle Nine here?

Didn't this person go to explore another world? What's wrong with this? Is he tired and wants to rest? Come back home more often!

"This is Yizhuang. As for why you are here, I also want to know."

Uncle Jiu looked at him meaningfully.

He still wants an explanation, thinking that this young man would not lie to him, a man in his early 30s.

"Yi Zhuang, the one in Renjia Town?"

Uncle Jiu nodded after hearing what he said.

"So you are really Uncle Nine?"

He nodded again.

It’s over, it’s over, this is the most terrifying thing! Traveling through time, how could I suddenly travel through time?

I have come to this world full of ghosts and monsters. It is so scary. I can't even drink milk tea, let alone go online. It is a ghost place without electricity. So, I can say goodbye to novels, movies, TV series and so on from now on.

Rosen, feeling extremely sad, explained it to Uncle Jiu in detail.

He really didn't understand why he suddenly came here.

Uncle Jiu thought to himself, young man, don’t lie to me, an old man in his early 30s, I’m very smart!

There are so many ghosts and zombies here, all watching!

You can't fool me.

After that, Uncle Jiu went through a series of verifications before he believed what Rosen said.

Afterwards, Rosen immediately knelt down in front of him.

Become a disciple. What are you waiting for if not to become a disciple?

The most depressed one was Uncle Nine. Rosen's appearance was too strange.

This series of information made him feel overwhelmed.

I haven't recovered yet, and the CPU in my brain is still running non-stop.

In the end, I didn't understand how Rosen came here, I just heard that he wanted to be his disciple.

Become my disciple, it’s good to be my disciple!

I know this well. Come on, let me pour you some tea. Come on, become my disciple.

No matter how you put it, Uncle Jiu is really kind-hearted!

Faced with a young man who was suddenly homeless and had no relatives, he took him in directly and even took him in as his apprentice.

As for why Rosen wanted to worship Uncle Nine as his master, I would like to ask everyone who came to this dimension, is there anyone who did not worship Uncle Nine as his master?

The teacher of all worlds is not just a title earned in vain.

Who else can resist using Taoism to control a giant zongzi wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform and sing a Gangnam style song?

In this way, Rosen became Uncle Jiu's apprentice and integrated into the charity cemetery.

He first practiced martial arts with his two senior brothers, Wencai and Qiu Sheng, for a period of time, and then received the Maoshan inheritance from the master.

A book called "Shangqing Dadong Zhenjing", "True Explanation of Talismans" and some related knowledge.

After seeing these books, Rosen realized that a path to becoming stronger was right in front of him, so he started studying hard.

I memorized the first two books almost directly. It can be said that I really put in all my effort.

I didn’t pay so much attention to it when I was in high school.

Rosen's talent was just average, but he quickly got the hang of it.

And always work hard and practice persistently.

However, there are still some troubles in life that make him scratch his head.

Now he hardly ever leaves the house, so this matter must be Qiu Sheng's fault.

This grandson is simply a talent, a rare gem in the gossip world, and a leader in the world of cutting off one's lineage and grandchildren.

This kid spread the news that Rosen appeared naked in Yizhuang from the very beginning.

As a result, the rumor spread more and more widely and became more and more outrageous.

Now, whenever people mentioned Rosen, Uncle Jiu's new apprentice, everyone nodded and said they knew him.

"Uncle Jiu's new apprentice? I know! Isn't he the one who danced with his bare bottom and then fell asleep hugging a corpse because he was so tired?"

"Uncle Jiu's new apprentice? I know! Isn't he the young man who refused to leave the man he loved even after he died?"

"Uncle Jiu's new apprentice? I know! I heard that he killed a male corpse and now she's pregnant. The baby is already three months old!"

Fuck young mother!

Did you hear that? Damn it!

No, I have to make a big news story and suppress the past events, otherwise, I will still be a celebrity in the village.

Now when I go out, I dare not admit that I am Uncle Jiu’s apprentice.

It’s good that Uncle Jiu knew about it, but if he didn’t know, he would think that I had some opinion about him!

Of course, he probably doesn't know about this.

Can you imagine?

The old guy went out for a walk alone, and he met someone and said hello to him.

"I heard you accepted a new apprentice!"

"Yeah!" Uncle Jiu nodded.

Then you can hear: "Ah, hehehehe..."

Fuck young mother!

In short, it's very dry.

Rosen still thought about it from time to time.

Or, if it really doesn't work, I can burn down everyone's houses to liven up the party? And make everyone happy. It's feasible to celebrate the Bonfire Festival and the Water Splashing Festival on the same day!

As for Qiu Sheng, Rosen has made up his mind that he will definitely trick him severely if he gets the chance.

Why didn't he beat him? Is there any need to ask? Of course, it was because he couldn't beat him.

Just think about it, how can a rookie like him, who has been lacking in exercise and has a sub-healthy physique, be a match for someone who has been practicing martial arts and learning Taoism for many years!

In the drama, although Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai Jing caused trouble for Uncle Jiu, Qiu Sheng's skills are not exaggerated.

He can really fight against zombies.

Wait for me to practice for a few years, and then I will make you call me daddy, Rosen thought fiercely.

However, today, when Rosen heard Uncle Jiu say that he was going to drink Western tea, he suddenly shuddered.

Is this plot about to begin?

Is it too late to practice well now?