Naruto's Great Trick

Since coming to this world, Fengjian has hardly encountered a situation of social death, but today, he encountered it.

Life is like a journey. You never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident.

——Kazama Ruri

A few minutes ago:

After hearing what Princess Ichikishima said, Kazama regained some color. Just as he was about to evade the question, he heard a sentence:

"You three, these three levels have been used for many years. Times have changed. Go back and study how to improve them!"

The White Snake Immortal sitting high up glanced at them in dissatisfaction. Before the three of them had time to be confused, the White Snake Immortal released a video:

It was like a holographic projection screen in a modern science fiction movie, a huge light blue screen with Snake and Kazama on it...

"As expected of a Ryuchidong..."

"The first level..."

"Second level..."

"The third level..."

"Do you think it's possible..."

"How can it be……"

Looking at the confident and outspoken self in the picture, Fengjian's mouth twitched again and again...

The underworld of Myōbokuyama is taught magic by those two old toads, but as for Ryuchi Cave—is there still hope for me?

After a while, the video was over...

"Do you have anything to say?"

The White Snake Immortal looked at the three goddesses quietly. Feng Jian suddenly felt a "murderous aura" and looked over as well.

"Hehe, what a cute child~"

"Little friend, sister is very optimistic about you, you must learn the magic smoothly, and don't die~"

"Improvements, it seems that they are indeed needed, so, little friend, do you mind helping the sisters~"

If you only listen to the sound, these are three beautiful snakes;

If they hadn’t changed their faces, these would also be three beautiful snakes;

But these three snake-faced and snake-eyed people...

"Grandma White Snake!"

At this moment, Fengjian looked solemn, with a serious expression, his chest out and stomach in, standing straight at attention, and his seriousness was evident!

"Human life is limited, but the desire to become stronger is unlimited! Longdi Cave has given me this opportunity, so I will definitely seize it!"

"So, please teach me the Sage Mode!"

After saying that, he bowed at a standard 90-degree angle!

Now - everything should be alright, right?

My attitude is so sincere. Even if the White Snake Immortal doesn't teach me magic in person, those three should give me less trouble, right?

In his heart, Fengjian was not worried that Sanshin-ki would dislike him: How could a person who is hundreds or thousands of years old care about a child of 7 or 8 years old like him?

But he was afraid of being punished...

Maybe what I learned in psychology back then was correct. Physiology affects physiology. Since becoming a child, Fengjian feels that his personality has become much younger.

"Oh? Although I think this may be a bit unnecessary, I still want to ask: Are you ready? If you learn immortal arts, you may die."

"Yes! I'm ready!"

Do the leaders of the three holy places all like to smoke? Looking at the pipe in the mouth of the White Snake Immortal, Feng Jian couldn't help but think:

By the way, how did this snake change the tobacco leaves for itself?

"Ok."

The White Snake Immortal nodded, and just when Fengjian thought that the White Snake Immortal would personally teach him the Immortal Mode, a white shadow suddenly attacked his neck!

What the hell is this wqnmlgb!

Feng Jian was startled and jumped back subconsciously.

Then, the huge snake head stayed at the same place as before, looking at Fengjian in confusion.

"Hmm? Aren't you going to learn Sage Mode? Kazama-kun, why are you hiding?"

Orochimaru looked at Kazama in confusion.

"I!"

Looking at the big snake in front of him, then at Orochimaru and the Three God Princesses, Kazama was completely confused!

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, the immortal mode of Longdi Cave is different from the other two holy places. You just need to ask the White Snake Immortal to bite you."

"If you can hold on until the chakra of the immortal technique enters your body, you will be considered to have learned it."

Feng Jian did not ask what would happen if he couldn't hold on any longer. Instead, he looked at the snake head in front of him, which was bigger than himself, and then looked at his "slender" neck...

"Well, Grandma White Snake, if you can, please be gentler."

After saying this, he closed his eyes, turned his head to one side, clenched his teeth, and looked like he was ready to sacrifice himself.

Blanch! I'm most afraid of - eh? It doesn't hurt? Just -

pain!

It hurts!

The whole body hurts!

At this moment, Fengjian collapsed on the ground like a shrimp, his eyes closed, his whole body twitching uncontrollably, and gasping for breath.

Damn! If I had known it would hurt so much, I would have gone to Myoboku Mountain!

Shit! Why is it so painful? This is more painful than the stomach cramps I had back then!

Only the first time I had a stomach cramp in middle school that hurt all night can be compared to this time, right?

Oh shit!

Fengjian clutched his stomach tightly with his right hand. In the present life, he had a bad stomach since childhood. Whenever he felt stomachache, he would often hold his stomach with one hand. Although it always hurt more, it seemed to give him some psychological comfort?

With his other hand, he grabbed his hair tightly, then suddenly raised his head and slammed it against the ground three times!

Blood flowed down from the side of his forehead and spread to his face.

Is that blood? It's the same as last time~ I didn't feel anything even after getting hit like this!

Fengjian subconsciously increased the strength of his hands, but it was only psychological - he had used all his strength from the beginning!

Still no feeling! Find some other way to divert your attention!

Feeling his hair being pulled straight, as if like fingers piercing into his flesh, Fengjian did not feel the slightest pain.

But every cell in my body is hurting!

It's so awkward~

Countless scenes from past and present lives flashed through Feng Jian's mind. His consciousness had become blurred, and Feng Jian subconsciously wanted to bang his head against the ground to stimulate himself with the pain.

But the moment he raised his head, several figures buried deep in his memory froze in his mind.

Then, the head that was raised up slowly fell down.

Those figures were blurry, yet clear.

No! I can’t die! I can’t crash! Am I a fucking idiot?

Don’t kill yourself before you feel the pain!

My parents are old!

They worked so hard to raise an unfilial son like me, and I haven't done enough to show my filial piety to them yet!

And my two sisters! They've been so kind to me and I haven't repaid them yet!

And those troublesome nephews and nieces are still leaving, and I haven’t corrected their values ​​yet!

The family tragedy should not be borne by them!

Children should be carefree and happy!

There are still three generations left! I haven't gotten rid of him yet!

I haven’t killed that old bastard Danzo yet!

One thought after another popped up in Fengjian's mind:

There are those from the previous life and those from this life;

There are fantasies and nonsense;

There are dreams from past lives and goals from this life;

One after another, like a dream bubble, beautiful, fascinating, and makes people not want to watch them shattered~

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In the Longdi Cave, everyone looked at Fengjian who was lying on the ground and twitching. At this moment, Fengjian could no longer be called a "human" from the naked eye:

His entire lower body has turned into a snake's tail!

"Alas, poor little guy, I don't know if he can make it~"

"Certainly possible."

Tian Xin Shen Ji looked at the smiling Orochimaru in surprise:

"Are you so confident in him? Although he is immune to illusions, the injection of fairy chakra will affect a person's mind?"

"Yes, it's like a special 'poison' hope. I think that Kazama-kun's constitution is not immune to this situation."

"But! I believe him!"

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He didn't know how long it had been, but the pain all over his body suddenly receded like the tide, just like the stomach cramps that had caused him pain for the entire second half of the night, and his entire lower body was soaked with sweat.

After the severe pain subsided, Fengjian's whole body relaxed at once:

I haven't had Hu La Tang again~

This was Fengjian's last consciousness before he fell into a coma.