Naruto's Great Trick

"What's going on?"

Mr. Fan opened his eyes in a daze and found that there was only a vast expanse of white in front of him, without a single color, as if the sky had been washed by heavy rain.

"Is this a dream? But why am I still conscious? Wait! Could this be the legendary..."

He didn't know what he was thinking of, but the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up in a strange arc, and the teachers he had seen before and the countless figures with holy light that he had only seen on the screen and on paper flashed by quickly... Then, he looked up and his smile gradually became more unbridled:

In the vast white space, a slender figure emerged.

Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing.

If it weren't for Qunyu Shantou, we would meet at Yaotai.

The figure gradually solidified... Fan couldn't help but take a breath: When he saw this woman, he felt as if all the beautiful words in the world were written for her: stunning, stunning, beautiful, graceful, graceful... All the beauty that humans can imagine seemed to be concentrated in one, making him sigh with admiration from the bottom of his heart:

“Fuck! It’s so fucking beautiful! (???)”

Fan stared blankly at the person in front of him. As a single person since birth, when had he ever seen such a scene?

But he didn't watch for long before he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and kept reminding himself in his heart: "Stay calm, stay calm. As a pure person, a noble person, a person who has escaped from vulgarity, how can I be so confused? Emptiness is color, color is emptiness, all phenomena are like dreams, illusions, bubbles, and shadows, like dew and lightning, so we should view them in this way..."

Forcibly suppressing his inner throbbing, Fan showed a "warm and innocent" smile and walked towards the person in front of him - excited heart! Trembling hands!

"Hey~ Why? Is it -- wearing clothes?"

The figure in front of me was solid, just like a real person, with a slender figure and a peerless appearance. She was wearing a plain long skirt and did not look like a human being...

She opened her eyes slightly, looked at the handsome man in front of her, and smiled: "Hello"

"Ah, um, hello." Fan smiled awkwardly, and then pressed his half-raised hand down again - what's going on! The lucid dreams in the past were not so smart!

"I always feel like you're thinking about something rude~" The woman in front of him looked at him playfully.

"How is that possible! My teacher told me since I was little that I would be the successor of socialism when I grow up. Although almost 20 years have passed and no one has come to talk to me about the succession, I have always been strict with myself and prepared!"

Fan said firmly, and at this moment, the light of righteousness seemed to shine on his face.

"Oh? Really? Well, let me see~" The woman smiled slightly, and a pink smoke came out of her beautiful mouth and enveloped him.

"What is this? Breath? Eh~(?_?|||)" Before he could dodge, the smoke enveloped him, and his mind suddenly became dazed. It seemed that a large number of figures appeared in front of him, hazy, holding the pipa and half covering their faces. At the same time, a familiar tune sounded in his ears:

"Come on, indulge yourself~ Anyway, there is plenty of time~ Come on~ Act up..."

Haha, you use this to test cadres? Who do you think I am, Fan? Haha, tui! o(?^｀)o

Thinking about it, the figure in front of me came closer, Yingying Yanyan, Cuicui Honghong, everywhere warm and harmonious ~ Wait! This touch! Hiss - which cadre can withstand such a test!

"Lady donor, please respect yourself. I was wrong (p′︵‵.)"