Conan: Begins to collaborate with Miss Bayonetta and become famous

Um....where is this? Where is this?

Shouldn't I be at Vermouth's house?

Baijiu opened his eyes hazily, looked around, and found himself in a dark and damp cave.

Moreover, he was inexplicably holding a rifle in his hand and wearing an explosion-proof suit.

Two men were sitting on chairs and facing each other.

And these two men were Vodka and Bourbon.

Vodka sat on the seat on the left, with two soldiers standing behind him, namely Kir and Gin.

Wait, where is this?!

Why is Gin standing in the back?!

「Click」

Vodka undid the handcuffs easily, held the gloves in his mouth, raised his eyebrows, stared at Bourbon with disdain, and showed an evil and sinister smile.

"Oi! Bourbon, this is too easy."

"Do you look down on me?"

Bourbon raised his middle finger, put his slender finger against the bridge of his nose, stretched his neck forward, and let out a sneering laugh.

"Haha, Vodka, you are too young!"

"You wouldn't have guessed I was in your seat."

"You must have used the world's stickiest glue!!"

Bourbon stretched out a hand as big as his head and slapped Vodka's face.

Vodka struggled desperately to break free, but found that he could not get up.

"Bourbon, you certainly didn't expect your two little brothers."

"They are all mine!!"

Then, Gin and Kiel, who were standing behind Vodka, took off their coats, threw them aside, and aimed their guns at Bourbon.

Gin: "I really like the feeling of betrayal. It turns out that being a traitor is so cool!"

Bourbon signaled the younger brother behind him to put down his gun and spoke in a calm tone.

"I knew you were traitors a long time ago. I put a deadly slow-acting poison in your breakfast!"

Gin and Gil touched their throats, their faces turned pale, their knees bent naturally, and they both fell to the ground.

"Peng!!"

Gin and Kiel were twitching on the floor.

The two younger brothers behind Bo Ben were almost scared to death. They slowly took out a sesame cake from their arms and threw it at Baijiu's feet with trembling wrists.

"Bourbon, you are still not as good as me."

Vodka patted his belly and laughed loudly.

Vodka bit his lower lip, smiled greasyly, and looked at Bourbon indifferently.

"You think I didn't expect that, Bourbon?"

"I knew they wouldn't survive this night!"

"So! I notified their families early on!"

"No need to leave food for them at night."

Bourbon got angry, pulled out a dagger from his arms and stabbed Vodka in the heart.

"Hahaha! I knew you would stab me in the heart!"

"So, I moved my heart to my butt a long time ago!"

Bourbon lowered his head and observed, then swallowed and his expression suddenly became serious.

"Dong dong dong"

Vodka's butt was bigger than before, and it was jumping sexily, rhythmically and regularly.

Hey, hey, hey, what on earth is going on!

The liquor was confused.

Bourbon twisted his neck and spoke in a magnetic bubbling voice.

"But you never imagined that I had already connected the cable to that part of your body."

Vodka looked down, between his legs, raised his eyes confidently, and held up his sunglasses.

"But you certainly didn't expect that!"

"I had already cut it off before I came here!!!"

Everyone let out a hissing sound, covering their bodies, feeling a dull pain.

Bourbon said through gritted teeth, shaking his drifting blonde hair and fiddling with his bangs.

"I knew you would turn yourself into a eunuch! But you never imagined! I would kidnap your grandmother!!"

Then Bourbon's little brother picked up a TV from the ground and placed it on the table.

"drop"

Bourbon pressed the button without saying a word and turned on the surveillance.

The TV made a rustling sound.

Vodka watched the surveillance video and found that the person kidnapped was indeed his grandmother.

Wait?! Didn't Grandma Vodka already...

Vodka showed a comfortable smile, crossed his legs, and showed an indescribable feeling of relaxation to the fullest.

He said nonchalantly, "I knew you would kidnap my grandma, so I drugged her this morning!"

"Don't try to intimidate me with family affection!"

Immediately afterwards, Vodka's grandmother in the picture burped and died.

At this time, Bourbon added, speaking faster than before.

"Not only did I kidnap your grandmother, I also kidnapped your girlfriend!"

Bourbon switched channels and a woman wrapped in a paper bag appeared on the surveillance video, her whole body tied up with ropes.

"Bourbon! But you'd never guess! My girlfriend is your mother!"

On the surveillance side, the paper bag was opened, and as expected, the person who was kidnapped was indeed Bourbon's mother.

"Help! Help!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Bourbon howled to the sky, licked his teeth with his tongue, and looked at Vodka with a perverted smile.

"You must know that she is not my mother!"

Bourbon grabbed the right side of his face and made a "hissing" sound.

"I'm actually your grandma!"

The two eyes stared at Vodka, as if they wanted to eat him alive.

At this moment, Vodka also revealed his cards.

“I’m not actually vodka!”

"It's your husband!"

With a "ripping" sound.

"Can I go now? I don't want to watch this bloody drama anymore."

Baijiu couldn't help but speak, his face revealing an impatient expression.

"Wait a moment."

"You can't leave yet."

"why?"

"Because all of this is your dream."

Baijiu's body trembled.

Vermouth touched his forehead with her hand.

"Fortunately, I don't have a fever."

While painting her nails, she sighed.

This guy can really sleep, is he pretending to sleep?

What did you dream about? You can still shake it.

She sighed softly.

Even though he knows he is not capable of it, he still wants to show off.

Vermouth recalled the scene from last night.

After they finished their meal, they looked at the weather forecast and saw sunny weather.

We decided to take a walk around the area and help digest the food.

When we were halfway back, the weather suddenly dropped and it started to rain heavily.

An umbrella cannot stop the strong wind and heavy rain.

"Damn... there's no building nearby to shelter from the rain."

"Don't get blown away!"

"I eat so much at night, it's impossible to be blown away."

Just now.

They compare the size of the dice by rolling them, and whoever has the smaller dice gets to eat the remaining food.

A total of ten times, Vermouth lost nine times.

At the same time, Vodka, in the wind and rain, finally arrived at the store door and found it closed.

"Ding."

"Starting tomorrow, you are not allowed to use social software anymore. - Gin"

"Send another message to Gil, you try - Gin"

"Don't contact me again, we are just ordinary colleagues. - Kiel"

"Vodka, we have finished our meal and it is time to get off work, so please don't come. - Baijiu"

"Peng!"

Vodka knelt on the street, holding the brim of his hat.

He threw the ring in his arms aside.

A person was standing quietly in the heavy rain, not moving a muscle.

You probably did this on purpose so as not to distract me.

Keir.

I understand.

"Hey! Hey!! What are you doing?"

Baijiu placed his hands under Vermouth's thighs and carried her on his back.

"Open your umbrella, put on your coat, and don't talk."

"This is the best option. We won't get wet."

The memories stopped abruptly.

Vermouth looked at the liquor, a mixture of emotions in her heart.

If I had known, I would have brought an extra umbrella.

She stroked Baijiu's arm.

"Vodka...cut...off."

"Bourbon, ass...heart."

"What?" Vermouth leaned close to Baijiu's ear and listened.

"I kidnapped...your grandmother."

Vermouth took off her slippers, crossed her legs, half-sitting on the bed, picked up the pistol hidden under the pillow, and aimed at the liquor.

"Don't delay me. You just woke up."

"Hurry up and get up and go out. It's already ten o'clock. The air outside is very good!"

Vermouth pushed Baijiu.

"I... have a fever. If you don't believe me, come and feel me..."

Baijiu looked sickly.

"real....."

Vermouth leaned towards Baijiu's forehead with full confidence.

The two men's heads were touching.

Suddenly, she realized that she had been cheated by Baijiu again.

"Hello....."

Baijiu put his arm around Vermouth's waist and looked at her lovingly.

"What are you trying to do so early in the morning? You liar."

Vermouth struggled to break free from the liquor and rolled her eyes.

"I didn't lie to you."

"I just missed you so much that my mind went crazy."