Siheyuan: The Cellar

When Chen Guoliang walked into the men's restroom, he saw a man of similar body shape to himself standing next to a toilet.

With his eyesight enhanced by the little blue pill, Chen Guoliang could vaguely see the confusion on the other person's face.

And in the pit right in front of him, there were occasional splashing sounds.

It's just like the sound of a beginner swimmer who can't float and chokes on water when learning to swim.

"What's going on? Are you okay?"

The man standing next to the pit is called Ran Yongnian. He is a resident of the nearby No. 97 courtyard and is 32 years old.

Level 3 welder in steel rolling mill.

Hearing someone shouting, Ran Yongnian finally came back to his senses from his shock.

But he did not have Chen Guoliang's eyesight. Although he knew there was someone in the pit, he could not see clearly who the person was.

What grudge did he have against him that he would do such a thing? A sneak attack without any moral principles.

And this was when he was using the toilet.

It's so despicable. It's really so despicable.

"I don't know either. I think he was going to push me, and then he fell in."

After splashing around in the pool for a long time and drinking half a cup of wine, Yi Zhonghai, who had been half full, also shouted hurriedly when he heard Chen Guoliang's voice.

"Chen Guoliang, you beast! Why don't you pull me up? Do you want to see me die here?"

When Chen Guoliang heard the other person calling his name, he couldn't figure out who the other person was. It was true that he had good eyesight.

But no decent person with good eyesight would look into the pit for no reason. Besides, how could a person see clearly in the pit?

Therefore, Chen Guoliang could only ask uncertainly: "Who are you?"

"Chen Guoliang, I am your Master Yi! Pull me up quickly!"

Now Chen Guoliang remembered who the other person was.

Then, he shouted loudly: "Master Yi, I am still a child, I can't pull you out. If you hold on a little longer, I will go to the courtyard and ask your apprentice to come and get you!"

As he spoke, Chen Guoliang ran into the yard and shouted, "Jia Dongxu, it's bad. Your master has fallen into the manure pit and is about to be stuffed to death. Go and save him!"

"Jia Dongxu, it's bad, your master has fallen into a manure pit and is about to be choked to death. Go and save him!"

Soon, people were yelled at not only in Courtyard 95, but also in Courtyards 93 and 97 on both sides, as well as the two courtyards opposite them.

Soon, people from every courtyard came out in their sleeping clothes, excitedly.

"what's the situation?"

"I do not know!"

"Who fell into the pit?"

"Who is Jia Dongxu?"

"Isn't the point about who his master is who fell into the pit?"

On the other side, in the public toilet, Ran Yongnian frowned as he watched Yi Zhonghai fumbling in the pit.

Although he didn't know this person, he didn't know why the other party wanted to push him.

But it's a life after all, and I can't just watch him drown in the pit.

"Well, why don't you just stand up? Stop floundering around. It's only one meter deep here, you won't drown!"

Ran Yongnian shouted from a distance.

He felt that this was the limit of what he could do.

As for letting him fish out this idiot who almost drowned in a one-meter-deep pit.

And it was the idiot who wanted to push him in.

He doesn't think he's that great.

The residents gathered in the alley had only heard a vague sound before and were still a little unsure of what was going on.

And Ran Yongnian's voice really pointed them in the right direction.

Well, it turns out someone really fell into the toilet! I have to go and see who the hell is that stupid.

Then everyone who rushed into the public toilet saw a scene that they would never forget.

In the dark night, a man estimated to be about 1.7 meters tall stood on the shore, and then a figure wrapped in something slowly crawled out of the pit.

Although Document No. 1 stipulates that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits and ghosts are not allowed to appear.

At that moment, many people still felt that the evil spirits from hell had crawled out of the bottomless abyss full of filth, and crawled step by step towards the seemingly not-so-tall figure on the shore.

But the figure on the shore showed no fear at all. He just stood there straight.

Even when the people from Yard 95 arrived at the public toilet, the crowd that came to watch the fun still hadn't come to their senses.

"Jia Dongxu, look, I didn't lie to you! Look at your master's stomach, it's swollen from eating so much. If it was a little later, wouldn't he have been stuffed to death?"

As he spoke, Chen Guoliang picked up the flashlight in his hand and shone it at Yi Zhonghai.

It was Chen Guoliang's words that awakened the crowd who were still in shock.

Everyone then hurriedly shone their flashlights towards Yi Zhonghai and the figure that was fearless of the evil ghost.

"Hey, Yongnian. Why are you here?"

"Oh, isn't this Yi Zhonghai, the seventh-level fitter at our steel mill?"

"Really? If you hadn't told me, I would have thought it was a ghost!"

"What ghosts? This is a new society. Where can ghosts come from?"

"How else can they say he can become a seventh-level fitter? He is indeed extraordinary."

"Why? Are you jealous? Why don't you go for a swim too? When you get up, maybe you'll get it."

"Forget it! If this is the only way to become a level 7 fitter, then I don't want to be one. I'm afraid I'll die of starvation!"

Hearing the sarcastic remarks from the onlookers, Yi Zhonghai's face turned dark.

But at this time, no one could see it, even if more than ten flashlights were shone on his face, everyone could only see that his face was yellow.

Maybe it's the anti-cold wax! ! ! !

"Master, what happened? Who pushed you?"

After all, it is better to have your own apprentice.

When everyone was making sarcastic remarks, his apprentice was still reliable and got to the point in one sentence.

Yi Zhonghai thought so.

Then he simply ignored the other person's hands that were covering his mouth and nose.

After all, no one is perfect!

"Who else could it be, ugh! Except Chen Guoliang, ugh! That, ugh! A beast. Who else could be so wicked!"

Chen Guoliang was inexplicably implicated and immediately became unhappy.

Although Chen Guoliang had guessed what was going on when Ran Yongnian described it just now, the person involved was still at the scene. Are you polite for accusing me directly like this?

"Hey, Yi Zhonghai, you can eat whatever you want, but don't say anything! Which eye of yours saw me pushing you?

When I saw you just now, you and this uncle were the only ones in the public toilet. If you really said someone pushed you, it could only be this uncle.

If you have any questions, talk to this uncle. My mom won’t let me talk to people who eat shit.”

After hearing what Chen Guoliang said, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

You know, although they have not received professional training, they were shocked to see that Yi Zhonghai was so miserable.

It is not logical for them to laugh.

Unless you can't help it!

You can eat whatever you want. Is that what they say?

But if you think about it carefully, that's exactly what it is.

This is a public toilet, did you get everyone's consent? You just eat whatever you want.

And even if everyone agrees, you can't just eat whatever you want!

You have to know that in this era, these things are actually common property.

Without the consent of the relevant departments, Yi Zhonghai is taking advantage of the country and infringing on the collective interests.