Siheyuan: The Cellar

The first person to hear the noise was naturally Liu Haizhong who lived in the backyard.

Silly post + deaf old lady + high-waisted shoes. What a niche word!

Liu Haizhong, who had already gone to bed, didn't even put on pants. He just put on a coat and rushed out.

"Who is it? Why are you yelling at me in the middle of the night? Can't I sleep?"

Then what came into view was the door of the deaf old lady's house lying on the ground.

And the silly Zhu and the deaf old lady who were hurriedly putting on their clothes in the house.

Hey, you know what, it seems quite white.

Soon, after Xu Damao's hard promotion, people in the middle courtyard and the front courtyard also started to make noise.

What a cunning person! Except for the first time when he used his own voice because he was too excited, he kept his voice down when he called people afterwards. Moreover, after calling all the way to the front yard, Xu Damao did not even go back the same way, but rushed directly outside the yard.

He planned to wait until everyone in the yard gathered in the backyard before going back.

This way he could pretend to be just like everyone else, having just come out.

As for the work that offends people, let Chen Guoliang do it!

But how could he know that Chen Guoliang ran faster than him.

As soon as he roared for the first time, the wind was already strong.

Because of nervousness, Sha Zhu couldn't put on his pants. When everyone in the yard arrived, they saw Sha Zhu putting on his pants alone in the room.

The deaf old lady was much more normal than Sha Zhu. She was wearing winter underwear and sitting on the bed.

Just that his complexion is not very good.

At this time, naturally no one cared who woke people up.

Because all his attention was drawn to the silly pillar fighting with pants in the deaf old lady's room.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the scene in the room. Even though he was knowledgeable, he still felt his head buzzing.

He never imagined that his like-minded friend would actually play even more extravagantly than he did.

This guy is really hungry! He can eat anything.

However, Yi Zhonghai had forgotten what happened today and was immersed in the joy of Gao Huilan's pregnancy. He was not going to care about it anymore.

After all, I'm going to have a child soon. Who the hell cares about Shazhu?

Everyone in the yard looked at this and pointed at the deaf old lady's house, whispering something.

The deaf old lady was in the room, and she saw everything. She knew without even thinking that what these people said was not good.

To be honest, what happened today was not her intention.

The cause was that Shazhu, who had been holding it in for quite some time, had become flammable and explosive recently.

But Sha Zhu spent half a day learning to sing cuckoo at the gate of Jia's house, but Qin Huairu did not come out as promised.

This made Sha Zhu very disappointed.

Sha Zhu, who had returned empty-handed from the cellar, was ready to go home and play with the fifth young lady.

But after accidentally glancing at the backyard, an idea suddenly occurred to him.

Yes! He has a spare one.

Although the girl in the backyard looks old, her skin and figure are not much worse than Qin Huairu's.

As for the problem of looking old?

Stop talking nonsense, it's late at night, the lights are all off. How can I see the face?

In that case, her figure is similar to Qin Huairu's when she was not pregnant, and her skin is also the same as Qin Huairu's.

If we round it off, isn't it roughly equivalent to Qin Huairu who is not pregnant?

Sha Zhu, who had successfully PUA'd himself, couldn't help but feel a little distracted.

Moreover, Sha Zhu is a typical pragmatist.

Once you think of it, do it.

So, Sha Zhu went to the backyard and quietly knocked on the deaf old lady's door.

The deaf old lady was a light sleeper to begin with, so she naturally heard the knock on the door very quickly.

When she opened the door and saw that it was Sha Zhu, the deaf old lady immediately understood.

You know, she used to be a part-time professional player.

If she can't even understand Sha Zhu's feelings which are almost written all over his face, then at her age, isn't she living a dog's life?

Then, after the deaf old lady let Shazhu into the house, they had an in-depth and friendly conversation.

Under normal circumstances, if someone was talking at her door, she would be able to notice it even if the voice was not loud. Not to mention that later Chen Guoliang knocked on Xu Damao's window and called him.

But the philosophical issues that Sha Zhu discussed with her today completely attracted her attention.

Then a lot of attention from the outside world was diverted.

As a result, it was just this one negligence that led to the failure.

However, the deaf old lady was worthy of being a deaf old lady. After a brief moment of shock, she quickly figured out a way to deal with it.

First of all, she didn't actually have much intention towards the people in the yard.

All she wanted was a meal ticket that would provide him with three meals a day.

In the past, her meal ticket of choice was Yi Zhonghai.

But ever since Yi Zhonghai returned from the hospital with his tools confiscated, I don’t know if he lost his spirit or for some other reason.

Anyway, he never came to his room again to discuss countermeasures with her.

Even when she went to Yi Zhonghai's house and knocked on the door at mealtime, Yi Zhonghai refused to open the door.

The deaf old lady naturally understood that Yi Zhonghai wanted to sever all ties with her.

Regardless of whether she would take revenge on Yi Zhonghai or not, without Yi Zhonghai's cook, her quality of life has deteriorated!

She had to cook whatever she wanted herself.

Besides, she was the only one there, so it took her two hours to cook and only five minutes to eat.

Originally, she was planning to find an opportunity to tell Sha Zhu that they would have dinner at his house in the future.

Unexpectedly, Sha Zhu couldn't help himself and went to the door first.

This is also one of the main reasons why the deaf old lady put the silly pillar into the house.

As for the other reason! It's very simple, she is a human being, a normal person!

Originally, she was planning to discuss this matter after she finished talking with Sha Zhu.

As a result, such a big change happened before we even finished the communication.

"Okay, everyone, go away! Zhuzi has decided to get the marriage certificate with me. After we get the certificate, I will give out candies to everyone."

The deaf old lady walked to the door calmly and said.

The deaf old lady's solution was actually very simple. After all she thought about it, all she had to do was find a cook.

She just lives with Sha Zhu and it becomes legal. Does Sha Zhu still dare to ignore her and not cook for her?

Moreover, this matter has been caught in the act now. If someone really wants to take it seriously, he will definitely be caught and paraded through the streets wearing worn-out shoes.

But she didn't dare to be arrested! Even if she was arrested for this matter, she would definitely not be interrogated or tortured.

But she didn't dare to gamble. After all, if someone paid attention, they would probably find something abnormal in her body.

If we continue investigating, many things will be revealed.

Therefore, when the deaf old lady started to have her shoes broken, she was already planning.

Finally, I came up with this method that kills two birds with one stone.

As for why not running?

This is her fucking home, where can she run?

At first, she thought about letting Shazhu run away, but didn't Shazhu end up fighting with a pair of pants?