Happiness System

"I just got back to the dormitory after working overtime! How many times have I told you? Don't call me when I'm working! Don't call me! Why don't you listen?"

"What's so great about you? Huh? If I don't call you, will you still remember that you have a mother? You didn't make much money, but your temper has gotten worse! You work overtime every day! Who knows if it's true or not, who knows what you're busy with!"

"Yes, yes! I don't know what I'm busy with every day, and I don't make any money. I'm going to quit tomorrow and just sit there and listen to you nagging every day, okay?"

"What are you talking about? I'm your mother! What's wrong with me saying a few words to you? Ah? You're still going to resign? Who are you trying to threaten? Ah? You're still going to resign with your ugly appearance! Don't you have any idea of ​​yourself? A useless bastard who graduated from a crappy university has a job to make a living. If people don't despise you for being stupid and useless, you should be praying to the Buddha..."

Qin Yunxi hung up the phone with a cold face, blocking out the sharp curses, then turned off the phone and threw it aside.

He pinched his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth, but there was no warmth in his eyes.

Ha! Rubbish university?

Although the university she attends cannot be called first-rate or famous, it is still ranked well!

If this is called a garbage school, how do you describe other schools?

Haha…this is her biological mother!

During the college entrance examination that year, I cooked her some leftover overnight food that was improperly stored and had gone bad from entertaining relatives the day before, but she refused to eat it. I forced her to eat it by cursing and swearing at her. As a result, she had a stomachache during the exam that day, performed poorly, and missed the chance to be admitted to a key university.

What did her mother say: She doesn't strive for excellence, doesn't study hard, and learns to blame others? She has read so much that it's useless!

Later, her parents not only rejected her request to repeat her studies, but also refused to support her college education and asked her to go out to work.

Later, her grandparents and relatives couldn't bear it and paid for her first year's tuition.

Her parents didn’t pay a penny for her four years of college, and she didn’t meet the requirements for a student loan. Who could understand the hardships she went through those four years?

Later, even after I finally got a place in graduate school, they ruined it.

After that, when she started working, he threw a tantrum and threatened her to send money back home every month to support her younger brother who was 18 years younger than her.

He calls her every other day, not because he cares about her, but to control her and PUA her, and every time he pulls her down to cover up the incompetence of the couple...

Haha, what kind of parents are these? They are almost enemies, but they can still appear from time to time openly to disgust her, and she can't refuse or cut off contact with them!

Otherwise, the elders who had done her a favor would flock to her in the name of maintaining family harmony, and would call her one after another to persuade her parents, who are all right, to bow their heads and admit their mistakes.

Qin Yunxi's head felt so painful that it felt like it was going to explode. She rubbed her temples, and without even bothering to wash or change clothes, she threw herself onto the bed, hugged the quilt and cleared her mind. After a while, when her head didn't hurt as much, she fell asleep.

Working overtime for half a month in a row, coupled with constant phone calls from her mother, caused her to suffer both physical and mental fatigue, which made her frown even in her sleep. Even in her dreams, she alternated between the high-intensity work and the sharp roar of the person called mother.

Qin Yunxi didn't know when her life lost its sweetness. She felt like a walking corpse and turned into a tool!

Without the people she cared about and who cared about her, she thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out what went wrong.

How did life become like this? I always feel like there is no meaning in living. I really want to sink into the darkness of my dreams...

"Ding, a compatible soul has been scanned... Ding, host, would you like to bind the [Good Life System]?"

"..."

"Beep, countdown: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time is up, the host is bound to the [Good Life System] by default, the system is binding, please wait..."

"..."

"Ding, binding completed, System No. 00 is at your service!"

“…??? What the hell?”

"Hello, host. I'm [Good Life System] 00, not some ghost name!"

"…Other people dream of becoming rich, having handsome men, or at least delicious food, but mine is all messed up!"

"Ding, host is not dreaming, host wake up, with 00 in hand, getting rich, handsome men, and delicious food are no longer dreams!"

Qin Yunxi: This isn't a dream? Did God hear my pleas and take me away early?

"Ding, the host is still alive, please don't let your imagination run wild!"

Qin Yunxi: Uh? Do you know what I'm thinking? Um, what? What the hell are you? How did you get here?

"Ding, the host has too many questions, let me answer them slowly!

1.00. After 00 is bound to the host, it can receive the host's brain waves, and the host can communicate with in the brain;

2.00 is the [Good Life System] System No. 00;

3. If you want to live a good life, you must add some sugar! 00 is the sugar of the host. With 00, the host will have a wonderful life from now on! "

Qin Yunxi's mouth twitched: What do you do? Why me? What do I need to do or pay?

"Ding, the [Beautiful Life System] is created to help the host realize his dreams. The system and the host work together to create a better life. 00 can identify the host because the host's happiness is very low. It binds the host to help the host improve his happiness. The host only needs to complete the task according to the requirements..."

“……” I always feel something is weird, magical!

Do you read too many novels?

"Damn, novels and dramas all come from life. Host, you can use your imagination and have a fierce brainstorming session. There is nothing that does not exist in this big world..."

"Stop! Shut up! Do you know what privacy is? It's wrong for you to read other people's brains without their consent. This is plagiarism and invasion of privacy, OK?!"

"Ding...Host..."

"You are being rude and annoying, don't you understand?!"

"drop…"

"So, tell me, how can you stop reading my thoughts?"

"Ding, No. 00 is at your service. The host can manually set up the system..."

As he spoke, a screen appeared in front of Qin Yunxi's eyes, with a little cloud looking aggrieved floating in front of the screen.

Uh, an emoticon cloud!

She hesitated: "System 00?"

"Ding, host, 00 is here!" The little cloud instantly turned into a squinting look, and instantly became happy, opening and closing its little mouth in response.

Qin Yunxi: "...Then how should I operate it?" It really is this!

"Hey, host, look here... do this first... then do this..."

The little cloud floats around, wishing it could grow little hands to direct her to make sauce and make wine...

She stretched out her hand tentatively and tapped it vaguely. Unexpectedly, it actually worked. Following Little Cloud's instructions, she found a settings page, unchecked the option of the system automatically identifying and reading the host's brain waves, checked the option of the system interacting with the host, and the system could not actively read the host's brain waves...

After setting it up, he didn't even bother to pay attention to the small cloud next to him. His fingers kept turning as he studied this tablet-like thing.

After a while she withdrew her hand, thoughtful.

In fact, this thing should only be partially opened?

Or is it just an auxiliary tool?

In addition to being able to set some permissions for the Little Cloud system, it was also a barter system, and she still had to figure out how to operate it...

Qin Yunxi was just about to chat with the Little Cloud System when she turned around and saw another "self".

Lying in bed, looking unusually peaceful?

Is she dead? ? ? ! ! Death from overwork? !

What an ugly way to die! Fortunately, she didn't look too bad except that she looked a little haggard. It's a pity that she didn't spend all her money!

Tsk, is it possible that her unscrupulous parents will get the upper hand...

I don’t know when someone will realize that she has died. I hope she won’t get stinky and grow bugs, and then turn into a physical attack and stink to the point that the neighbors will notice it…

Then one day the news headlines read: Breaking news: A decomposed body was found in X X apartment...

Then attach a photo of a human body and bugs coexisting...

Ugh, it's too ugly and disgusting, not decent at all...

So this thing that calls itself a system is probably just a soul-snatching messenger who is issuing death warrants? !

So she doesn't deserve happiness in this life? What tasks does she have to do to continue working as a slave for an unknown boss before she deserves to be reborn and be happy?

Oh, heaven and earth! She must have done too much evil in her past life and is here to pay for it...

"Drip, drip, host..."

System 00 saw Qin Yunxi staring at her own body with an unpredictable expression. It couldn't read the host's brain waves, and the host didn't speak. If it had a little hand, it would have scratched its ears and cheeks anxiously.

"Little Cloud, ah, no, System 00, is there a way to have people discover my "corpse" in advance? I am willing to donate the little money I had in my lifetime to him in exchange..."

Qin Yunxi came back to her senses and put her hand on her chest. Her little money! Although she couldn't use it anymore, she still felt extremely sad.

Little Cloud said with a frown: "Damn, the host is still alive, please don't overthink it!"

"Still alive? Ah, I can actually leave my body? God! It's so magical, wow..." He said as he turned around his body. Doesn't it feel like a free float? !

She likes it a little?

Ah...I feel so perverted, she loves me so much!

"No, my soul has left my body. When will I die?"

"Ding, the host will not die, as long as he completes the mission well..."

"I won't do it! What kind of mission is this?! I don't want to live, send me to reincarnation!"

"Ding, the host has bound to the system..."

"Whoever wants to live can choose not to live, but I won't live!"

"Ding, host, you have no choice. The task is very simple. You don't have to do anything. Just stay alive. It's not difficult at all..."

System 00 rambled on and on as he explained the rules of the mission.

Why is this host so passive and seems unreliable?

"Ah, is it really that simple? Let's start! System 00..." Qin Yunxi looked at the haggard and thin body reluctantly, and controlled herself to float in front of the little cloud.

Damn it! This wasn't a system she had actively bound to. If she didn't complete the mission, she would not only experience the discomfort of sudden death again, but also experience an electric shock punishment!

A task that doesn't require any tasks, right? She can't do it!

"Ding, OK host, start teleporting!" System 00 had a blank expression on his face. He decided not to waste any more time and started the mission mode.

"Ah..." Qin Yunxi's eyes turned white, and the sudden feeling of weightlessness and squeezing made her mind go blank.