Dressed as a male insect, but suffering

Bian Yunzhi's flying machine left, and Wu Yang's stern face suddenly broke into a smile. He nudged Bie Zai next to him with his elbow and asked proudly: "How was it, did I act well?"

Bie Zai nodded and gave his praise generously: "Well acted!"

Wu Yang burst out laughing, "Okay, we have nothing to do now, how about going out for a walk?"

"Okay." Bie Zai asked Wu Yang, "Where do you want to go?"

"I don't know."

Bie Zai thought for a moment and said to Wu Yang, "How about I treat you to a meal?"

"Okay." Wu Yang looked around and asked, "Where are you going to treat me to dinner?"

Bie Zai opened the navigation of the optical computer and said to Wu Yang, "Come with me."

Half an hour later, Bie Zai brought Wu Yang to the gate of a middle school.

Bie Zai pointed at the stall in front of the school gate and said to Wu Yang, "It's right here."

Wu Yang looked at Bie Zai with a look of astonishment: "I'm your boss, and you're just... treating your boss to this?"

Bie Zai nodded seriously.

"Don't you want this job anymore?" Wu Yang threatened jokingly.

"The food here is delicious." Bie Zai explained seriously, "Because the Empire has a law to protect young insects, the hygiene and safety of the snack stands in front of the school are the best, and are on the same level as the food safety of Your Excellency Male Insect."

Wu Yang nodded at Bie Zai's explanation, but still found it a bit magical.

Bie Zai had already walked towards the stall.

"Boss, two bowls of fried noodles, please."

Bie Zai turned around and asked Wu Yang, "Can you eat spicy food?"

Wu Yang nodded, "Okay."

Bie Zai continued to order food from the boss: "Two bowls of spicy food."

"Okay!" The boss responded and started making fried noodles.

Wu Yang was not sure whether Bie Zai was serious or joking with him, so he walked to Bie Zai's side. Wu Yang looked up at Bie Zai and found that he was staring at the fried noodles in the boss's pot with bright eyes.

It seems... that you really like this?

Wu Yang pursed his lips, stood beside Bie Zai and stopped talking.

The boss took a moment to look at the two insects. When he saw Wu Yang, his eyes lit up: "Wow! When did such a beautiful little insect transfer to this school? I've never seen one before."

"I just transferred here." Bie Zai replied.

Wu Yang looked at Bie Zai with amusement. He never expected that Bie Zai, who looked like a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, was actually a person who spoke without thinking.

"Well, you are so lucky to have given birth to such a beautiful little bug. You can tell at a glance that this little bug looks like his male father!"

Wu Yang's eyes widened at the boss's unintentional words. He opened his mouth to refute: "He is not..."

"Yes, he looks exactly like his father, both are very handsome." Bie Zai responded to the boss's words before Wu Yang.

Wu Yang glared and kicked Bie Zai, then asked him with his mouth: Are you taking advantage of me?

Bie Zai pointed at the boss, then shook his head, signaling Wu Yang not to speak.

Wu Yang rolled his eyes and stood a little further away from Farewell.

Soon, the boss's fried noodles were ready. Bie Zai brought both bowls over, handed one to Wu Yang, and then paid the boss.

Wu Yang held the fried noodles and looked around, and found that there was no place to sit down and eat in front of the school gate.

Wu Yang asked Bie Zai: "Where can we eat?"

Bie Zai looked around as if looking for something, and suddenly, he found it.

Pulling Wu Yang's arm, Bie Zai said, "Follow me."

Wu Yang was being carried away by Bie Zai, and the fried noodles in his hand were not held firmly and almost spilled. Wu Yang hurriedly used his other hand to hold his bowl.

"Slow down!" Wu Yang shouted.

Bie Zai kept walking at a steady pace and said to Wu Yang, "We're here, we're here."

Wu Yang could only try his best to steady the bowl of noodles in his hand and run after Bie Zai.

After a distance, Bie Zai stopped.

Wu Yang was about to ask Bie Zai whether the noodles in his hand had spilled, but when he looked up, he saw a city trash can.

Wu Yang frowned and realized something was wrong.

Sure enough, the next second, Bie Zai squatted next to the trash can, picked up the chopsticks and started eating noodles.

Wu Yang took a half step back in shock, then subconsciously looked around to see if there were any other insects looking at them.

This is too embarrassing... Oh no, this is too embarrassing.

Wu Yang quickly stepped forward and grabbed Bie Zai's clothes, "What are you doing? This, this, this is next to the trash can..."

Bie Zai slurped a large mouthful of noodles and said to Wu Yang while chewing, "Just throw it away after eating. How convenient."

Wu Yang looked at the trash can with disdain and asked, "Don't you think it's dirty?"

Bie Zai didn't finish chewing the mouthful. He reached out and pulled Wu Yang to squat beside him and said, "It's not dirty. The trash can is dirty. We don't eat in the trash can. We put it next to the trash can."

A baby insect walked past Wu Yang and Bie Zai, and looked at the two insects with a strange look, which made Wu Yang feel the long-lost sense of shame and embarrassment.

You know, the last time Wu Yang felt this kind of shame and embarrassment was when he was a human being, when he was called "little bastard" for the first time in front of his classmates.

Wu Yang subconsciously covered his face, trying to distance himself from Bie Zai.

Bie Zai frowned and looked at Wu Yang, "Eat quickly, or it will freeze hard and hurt your teeth."

Wu Yang raised two fingers covering his eyes and asked Bie Zai: "Don't you feel embarrassed to eat here?"

"What's there to be embarrassed about? We're just eating. Besides, the bugs here don't recognize us." After saying this, Bie Zai took another big sip of noodles.

Yes.

Wu Yang thought: No bug here knows me, even if I poop in the street it won’t reach the ears of Shen Hezhou and Wu You.

Then what am I afraid of?

As if he suddenly understood something, or perhaps it was a revenge for the 18 years of abiding by the rules, Wu Yang simply ignored his image and sat down on the side of the street.

Bie Zai saw this and quickly lifted Wu Yang up, "Don't sit directly on the ground. The ground is cold and your butt will freeze if you sit for too long."

As he said that, Bie Zai took off his cotton jacket, folded it in half, and spread it on the ground, "You sit on it."

Wu Yang was a little embarrassed, "This is the clothes you are wearing..."

Bie Zai patted the clothes on the ground, then pushed Wu Yang up and said, "It's okay, sit down and relax."

After Bie Zai pushed Wu Yang down, he was about to leave, but Wu Yang quickly stopped him, "Where are you going?"

Bie Zai pointed to the stall in front and said, "I'm done eating, I'll go buy another bowl. Oh, and there's a stall selling grilled sausages in front, would you like some? I'd like to bring you one."

Wu Yang nodded, "One, and bring me a drink, thank you."

Bie Zai made an OK gesture and walked over.

Wu Yang sat cross-legged on Bie Zai's clothes and started eating the fried noodles in his hand.

It's just like what others said, if you don't eat this noodle for a while it will become frozen hard and a bit painful to your teeth.

Bie Zai came back after a while, holding a bowl of smoking fried noodles with two grilled sausages on top, and a cup of hot milk in his other hand.

Bie Zai handed the milk to Wu Yang, and took out a sausage and put it in Wu Yang's bowl.

"Thank you." Wu Yang thanked out of habit.

Bie Zai frowned as he put the sausage into Wu Yang's bowl and poked the noodles in Wu Yang's bowl with the sausage, "Your bowl is frozen..."

After saying that, Bie Zai snatched the bowl from Wu Yang's hand, and then handed his own bowl to Wu Yang, "You eat my bowl, it's still hot, eat it quickly, otherwise it will freeze again later."

Wu Yang took the bowl from Bie Zai, feeling a little helpless.

"Then you..." Before Wu Yang could finish his words, he saw Bie Zai squatting beside him and starting to eat Wu Yang's bowl of frozen noodles in big mouthfuls.

"This... this noodles can't be eaten, just go buy another bowl... We don't lack that little money." Wu Yang said.

"No, that's such a waste." Bie Zai said, and then he urged Wu Yang: "You should eat quickly, or it will be cold later."

Wu Yang nodded helplessly, and began to eat with big mouthfuls, imitating Bie Zai's behavior.

It was a good idea to order a bottle of milk. The fried noodles here were a bit dry and would get stuck in the throat if eaten too quickly. Wu Yang relied on the bottle of milk and finally swallowed the clumping fried noodles.

After eating, Wu Yang's stomach was swollen. He touched his stomach and said to Bie Zai, "You know what, this noodle tastes really good, but the texture is not very good."

"That's because you ate too slowly. The noodles are cold, so of course they don't taste good." Bie Zai firmly defended the dignity of fried noodles: "Next time, next time I will take you to eat at the gate of another school, in a place where it's not so cold, you will eat it again, it will definitely taste good!"

"Huh?" Wu Yang tilted his head to look at Bie Zai, "No, you really like the fried noodles sold at the school gate, don't you?"

Bie Zai recalled and said, “When I was little, I envied other little bugs because they could buy food from the stalls outside the school gate.”

Wu Yang felt strange after hearing this, "Why? Can't you buy it at the stall?"

Bie Zai shook his head and said, "In our time, black-housed insects had to have words printed on their faces when they went out, and the owners of those stalls would not do business with black-housed insects."

"You..." Looking at Bie Zai's calm expression, Wu Yang suddenly didn't know what to say.

Bie Zai continued, "It's a little better now. Although society still discriminates against black-household members, there is no longer a rule that black-household members must have words printed on their faces when they go out."

Wu Yang asked Bie Zai, "Didn't any of you black bugs resist at that time?"

Bie Zai shook his head. "No insect resists, and even if they do, it's useless."

"There are too many female Zergs. They are a burden. The Empire will not care about us. No Zerg will care about us."

Wu Yang had also heard these words from Huo Zixiao once.

Bie Zai suddenly smiled and said, "Why am I telling you this?"

"Tell me about it. Just think of it as a bug who has been here before and pass on some of your experience to me."

"Actually, you don't need to know this." Bie Zai thought of His Excellency Xiao Jin Jin, and he said to Wu Yang seriously, "A pretty little bug cub like you will never be abandoned. Maybe your male father and female father are looking for you."

Wu Yang shook his head, "I don't need a male father or a female father."

Wu Yang has always thought this way, even when he was a human being.

I don't need mom and dad.

Bie Zai was stunned.

Wu Yang changed the subject and asked Bie Zai with a smile: "Don't talk about me, talk about you?"

"Me? What do I have to say."

"Tell me about your childhood."

Bie Zai thought about it and felt that there was nothing much to say about his childhood. However, now that Wu Yang asked him, he picked out two things that left a deep impression on him and told Wu Yang about them.

"When I was young, I was very thin due to malnutrition and was often bullied by other black beetles in the neighborhood. At that time, I was very afraid of pain. Whenever they hit me, I would try to run away. I was small and could get through holes that they couldn't get through. Many times they failed to catch me."

"Once, I was about to be caught by them again. There was no wall that could stop them, but there was a public toilet nearby. I rushed in without thinking and rolled in the shit..."

"Puff——" Wu Yang spat out a mouthful of intestines before he finished chewing it and swallowed it.

Bie Zai immediately hurriedly wiped Wu Yang's face, "What's wrong with you? Did you choke?"

Wu Yang didn't know how to react. He opened and closed his mouth, and finally uttered, "Brother, I'm still eating..."

“Ah…” Bie Zai thought about it and apologized quickly, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.”

Wu Yang was amused by Bie Zai, and suddenly recalled Bie Zai's words "I rushed in without thinking, and rolled in the shit", and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

“Hahaha, you…you are so funny. Hahaha…I rolled in shit…hahaha…”

Bie Zai was a little confused. He blinked twice at Wu Yang and said, "Is it really that funny?"

Wu Yang wiped away the tears from laughing and said, "You are so funny."

"Really? I always thought I was a dull bug."

"Ha, ha ha ha..." I don't know how Bie Zai's words hit Wu Yang's funny bone, making Wu Yang laugh so hard that he covered his stomach.

Bie Zai didn't know why Wu Yang was laughing, but he felt like Wu Yang was laughing at him, so he called out weakly: "Wu Yang..."

Wu Yang's face turned red with laughter. He moved closer to Bie Zai, patted Bie Zai on the shoulder and said to him, "Believe me, you are a very interesting insect."