Siheyuan: Father Yi Zhonghai and Sister-in-law Lou Xiaoe
Chapter 572 A Bizarre Battle
"Hey, this is a great joke, how come it turned into a street sweeper?"
When Yan Jiefang and Yan Bugui went to reserve a spot for fishing early in the morning, they happened to see the tightly wrapped rod stems.
"That's better than being a jobless vagrant like you!"
Banggeng glanced at Yan Jiefang.
"Humph, what's wrong with being a vagrant?"
"My dad and I went fishing yesterday and made fifty cents."
Yan Jiefang actually felt very proud.
"Fifty cents is enough for you to blow."
"My monthly salary is only 28 yuan."
"Even if you sell it for 50 cents a day, that's only 15 yuan."
"Is it enough for you to eat?"
"Besides, this is considered speculation. Aren't you afraid of being caught and shot?"
After hearing that Yan Jiefang earned 50 cents a day, Banggeng suddenly felt confident.
"Tsk, I'm too lazy to talk to a street sweeper like you."
Yan Jiefang was dragged away by Yan Bugui.
"It seems that what Yi Bufan said is right. These street sweeping jobs are all taken away by others."
"You go and reserve a seat first. I'll go to the street office to ask."
Yan Bugui turned around and ran towards the street office.
If he had listened to Yi Bufan before, this job might have been given to Yan Jiefang.
"Lao Liu, where have you been?"
Yan Bugui had just run a few steps when Liu Haizhong came towards him.
"I went to the neighborhood office and asked about my current job."
"Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are both back, but they both have no jobs. I feel upset when I see this."
Liu Haizhong sighed.
"So what's up? Do you have a job?"
Yan Bugui stopped.
“No, there are thousands of people lined up in front of us.”
"I just saw that there were more than ten street sweepers waiting to grab the job."
“Even the excrement collectors and dung dumpers in the alleys were queuing up.”
"I should have arranged these tasks earlier."
Liu Haizhong shook his head helplessly.
"What? Even the excrement collectors and manure dumpers have to queue up."
"How much salary?"
Yan Bugui was also confused after hearing this.
"About 20 yuan a month."
“I didn’t ask for details.”
“There are a lot of anxious people over there.”
"It's mainly because there are too many people coming back these days. In the past, there was no need to queue up for jobs like these."
"We are still a little late in action."
Liu Haizhong felt very regretful. He felt that even if he worked as a night soil collector, he could earn more than 20 yuan a month, which was better than lying at home every day.
"Alas, Yi Bufan told me a few days ago that he had a job as a street sweeper, but I didn't think much of it."
“I didn’t expect that even the excrement collectors wouldn’t have a turn now.”
"After several years of studying, how come I can only do this kind of work?"
Yan Bugui still felt it was not worth it.
"It's already this late, what are you still picking?"
"If Yi Bufan had told me earlier, I would have made both of my sons sweep the streets."
"There are a lot of people waiting there now, just waiting to see where there are retirees."
Liu Haizhong shook his head and went to work.
Now that the two sons in this family have grown up, they still have to eat a lot even if they don’t eat fried eggs.
I originally thought that I would be assigned a job after going to the countryside for a few years, but I didn't expect that I still had no job after I came back.
If I had known this earlier, I would have let them stay in the countryside for a few more years.
At least I don’t have to worry about food and drink.
And out of sight, out of mind.
Yan Bugui hesitated for a while, but still went to the street office to queue up for Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang.
No matter what job it is, just line up one first.
three days later.
Several male gods in the courtyard meet again.
They all had their heads covered, looking ashamed to be seen by others.
"Yan Jiefang, how did you become a dung collector?"
"Isn't that the one pulling the cart Liu Guangtian?"
Sticky, who was holding a big broom, shouted with a smile.
"You're also a street sweeper, what's there to yell about?"
Yan Jiefang looked unhappy.
If he hadn't caught anything fishing these past few days, he wouldn't have done this.
"That's right, the pot calling the kettle black, you're no different."
Liu Guangtian glared at Bang Geng.
"That's different. It's so easy for me to sweep the streets. At least I don't get smelly."
Bang Geng simply took off the scarf and hat that wrapped himself.
Now I don't feel ashamed anymore, I should do it openly.
"Hmph, don't show off, Banggeng, you're just a street sweeper."
"Your mother was almost swept away by the stupid pillar."
Liu Guangtian said with a sneer.
"Haha, that's right, maybe you'll change your last name soon."
After Yan Jiefang heard this, he immediately followed suit.
There's no way. I can keep these words to myself on normal days, but I have to say them out loud at this moment.
"What the hell are you talking about!"
Bang Geng's face changed instantly when he heard this.
"Haha, do we even need to say this?"
"Everyone in this alley knows this!"
"Who knows? We might be getting married soon."
Liu Guangtian laughed even louder, as if this was the only way to express the frustration he felt as a manure dumper.
"No wonder you came out to sweep the streets so soon, it turns out you were planning to earn a dowry for your mother!"
Yan Jiefang's voice became even more sarcastic.
"You are seeking death!"
How could Banggeng tolerate such words? He simply picked up a broom and rushed towards the two of them.
Seeing this, Yan Jiefang and Liu Guangtian naturally did not want to be outdone.
Both of them were already angry.
Besides, it’s 2 to 1 now, how can we be timid?
And they are a few years older than Bangteng.
However, a broom with a sticky stem is an inch longer and stronger.
It's really hard to handle two people.
In the end, when there was really no other choice, the two of them just gave it a try.
Holding a dung scoop, Dung Bucket started fighting with Bang Geng.
For a moment, the entire alley was filled with stench.
Even those who were passing by were affected.
After all, at the beginning, no one knew that the battle would break out suddenly.
The people behind naturally hid far away.
But, of course, it is impossible for everyone to just accept it.
Not long after, people from the street office arrived.
After a few whistles were blown, the three men were tired of fighting and stopped.
The three of them were covered in filth, even the big broom used to sweep the street was the same.
Seeing the three embarrassed people, the people from the street office naturally didn't dare to approach them.
"You three should clean up this street first!"
The people from the street office were also very angry when they saw this.
It’s okay that there’s filth on the three people, there’s also a lot of filth on the walls around them.
"Boss, what should I do with my clothes? I just bought them during the Chinese New Year two years ago."
"I bought this last year during the Chinese New Year. How can I wear it like this?"
"Mine was just patched. How am I going to explain this when I get back?"
"mine......"
Several people started to make a scene.
There was no way, as I was originally thinking of going up to watch the fun.
After all, no matter where the fight happens, there will definitely be something exciting to watch.
When we found out that these people were not abiding by the moral code of martial arts and that feces and water were flying everywhere, it was too late to leave.
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