Siheyuan: Father Yi Zhonghai and Sister-in-law Lou Xiaoe
Chapter 160: Jia Dongxu grew dog claws?
"Everyone come here to pay respects!"
Jia Zhang roared, drowning out the sound of Bang Geng, and looked at the neighbors who had returned one after another, including some who were outside the alley.
"We haven't even eaten yet, what etiquette are we remembering?"
"That's right. I happened to have something to do today, so I went out and didn't make it in time for dinner."
"Me too, my aunt's pig was lost and I spent a long time looking for it."
"I went to the park and got lost. I just came back."
"We went to the grain store to queue up to buy cornmeal, but there were too many people and we didn't get a chance, so we are all rushing back now."
"..."
Everyone gave their own reasons, saying that they had something to do and didn't come back for dinner.
"Whether you eat or not is your business. Anyway, the food in my house is already prepared and on the table."
Naturally, Jia Zhang didn't want to let it go like this.
"We have all come back from eating, so we are not hungry now."
"That's right, let's quickly bury Jia Dongxu."
"That's right, don't miss the good time."
"I took a leave of absence to come back and see Jia Dongxu off."
"..."
Maybe no one expected that Jia Zhang was still waiting.
"If you're not hungry, you can just pack it up and eat it at home. If you don't want to eat, you can't blame me."
"Come here and put down the gift money!"
Jia Zhang glanced at Yan Bugui. There were only five people recorded in the notebook.
"We can't pack up your three dishes and ten steamed buns."
"That's right, you have too few dishes, we can't even get enough to eat."
"If it doesn't work, I'll put in a dime as a token of my appreciation."
"That's fine, I'll put in a dime too."
"..."
It seemed that several people did not want to continue wasting time with Jia Zhang.
"I'm packing. Which table in the room has the food left uneaten?"
Yi Bufan also came back, with Xu Xiaoran by his side. They had lunch at the street office.
Jia Zhang: “…”
"Brother Zhuzi's house should have it, let me take a look!"
Yi Bufan said this and walked in.
"The table is empty, there's no food!"
"Is it in Uncle Li's house?"
Yi Bufan then went to two houses in succession. There were tables, but they were empty.
The other neighbors seemed to realize that something was fishy.
They all ran to other people's houses to look, and even the table in Jia's house was empty.
"Aunt Jia, where is the food on your table?"
"You lied with your eyes open, just wanting gifts but not even giving me a meal."
Yi Bufan's words made Jia Zhang look embarrassed, but it only lasted for a moment.
"You came back too late, who can you blame?"
"There are some in the kitchen. Go over there and get some food. Just scoop out as much as you want."
As Jia Zhang said this, she walked into the place where Sha Zhu was cooking. In fact, it was just next to it and everyone could see it if they walked a few steps forward.
"Aunt Jia, we are all neighbors, and we are all here today to see Brother Dongxu off."
"You can't do this. Let everyone eat this and feed the pigs."
Yi Bufan looked at a large bowl where various vegetables were mixed together. In fact, there were only two dishes and a soup. No one would even look at the steamed bun.
"It's nothing. You just didn't come back to eat, so I poured it in directly. It's fine."
As Jia Zhang spoke, she scooped a spoonful of food and put it into her mouth, then threw the spoon into the basin.
"vomit--"
"Forget it, just eat. Aunt Jia is drooling all over the place."
"Well, when Brother Dongxu is about to be carried away, call me and you guys continue."
Yi Bufan said this, and took Xu Xiaoran to the back, but instead of going home, they found a place to sit down.
"I don't care anyway, you just have to give the gift money."
Jia Zhang said with a dark face.
"Zhang Cuihua, the time is almost up. If you delay any longer, you will miss the chance to carry Jia Dongxu to the cemetery."
Yi Zhonghai gave a reminder.
"Everyone should think of this as a gift to Jia Dongxu, so please give him some money as a gift."
Liu Haizhong didn't expect it to be so miserable.
It’s all made with those two dishes, one soup and steamed buns.
"That's right. We are all neighbors. Death is the greatest thing. Let's send Jia Dongxu off. Let's all put in some money. I put in 50 cents."
The deaf old lady also helped to speak.
This made Yi Zhonghai stunned for a moment. When did this old lady speak for the Jia family, or for Jia Zhang.
In fact, many other neighbors had the same look.
"It is indeed necessary to send Jia Dongxu off."
Yi Bufan stood up and took out matches from his pocket, then walked over and took out some paper money, which was actually a round piece of hemp paper with a square hole in the middle.
Then strike a match and light it.
"Brother Dongxu, have a safe journey. Take this money and spend it."
After Yi Bufan finished speaking, he looked at the deaf old lady and the others and said, "This is the way to send Jia Dongxu off. Jia Dongxu can't spend the money we have."
While the deaf old lady, Liu Haizhong, and Jia Zhang were in a daze, the neighbors followed Yi Bufan's example and walked over to light some paper money.
"You...are also ordering paper money that I bought!"
Jia Zhang was depressed. Who gave her this money?
"Don't be so picky, it's all for your son anyway."
Everyone followed suit, feeling that Yi Bufan was right.
"Yi Bufan, you..."
Jia Zhang was so angry that Yi Bufan always ruined her plans.
"What's wrong? Are you leaving now?"
"I don't carry a coffin, don't call me!"
Yi Bufan waved his hand.
"Mom, I want to see Dad again!"
Bang Geng pulled Qin Huairu and shouted again.
“I’m watching too!”
Xiaodang also shouted.
"What are you looking at? Take the coffin and leave!"
Jia Zhang immediately urged.
"Mom, I want to see Dongxu too!"
Qin Huairu walked forward and wanted to open the lid.
"What are you looking at? What's there to see?"
Naturally, Jia Zhang still wanted to stop it.
"It's good to take a look. This is the last time we will see each other."
The deaf old lady felt that this was what she should do.
Then several people helped to open the lid.
"Dongxu, you are so cruel, why did you abandon me?"
Qin Huairu couldn't help crying.
"Dad, I'll come to see you tomorrow!"
"Then we'll hire someone to dig you out!"
Banggeng and Xiaodang sang the same tune, which made the neighbors blush.
"Brother Dongxu's son and daughter are so filial."
Yi Bufan was filled with emotion.
"Hey, what is this? Why does it have dog paws?"
Bang Geng suddenly shouted.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Get out of the way and cover it up and bury it quickly."
Jia Zhang had been watching, but was still a step too slow.
"It looks like it really is a dog's paw, and two of them!"
Yan Bugui pushed up his glasses to confirm.
When everyone heard this, they all came over to join in the fun. How come there was a dog paw in Jia Dongxu's coffin?
"How can it be!"
"Those are Dongxu's legs, which were amputated by the hospital...how come they are two dog legs!"
"Mom, what's going on?"
Qin Huairu said this and turned to look at Jia Zhang.
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