Genshin Impact: Please, have a romantic relationship with me

"smell good!"

Lei Dianying and Yae Shenzi could no longer sit still, so they stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

At this time, Lin Bai had already prepared the food and placed it on the table. Looking at the sisters swallowing their saliva, a sense of pride surged in his heart.

Although gods and their followers do not actually have a strong appetite, it is understandable that they want to taste the delicious food.

Lin Bai, with sweat on his forehead, pointed outside and took off his apron, saying:

"How about we eat outside in the yard? Of course, if you Inazuma have any taboos, forget it."

Although there is not much sunset glow now, night is beginning to fall little by little.

But this location is spacious, there is hustle and bustle around, beautiful scenery around, and beautiful women around, so this meal is absolutely comfortable.

Day by day, he enjoys the most comfortable moments of eating and sleeping. How could he be willing to miss such a romantic and cozy atmosphere?

Yae Shinko has already started preparing, and a table of food has been moved to the yard.

“There are no taboos.”

"Our culture here doesn't have such restrictions."

The sisters looked at him and said, "Come on."

So the three of them ate like this, watching the last rays of sunset and listening to Lin Bai talk about the fun he had in the other world, but no one mentioned his two girlfriends.

Lin Bai was still immersed in telling them about his thoughts on the ending of this light novel. He wanted to explain that he didn't have much sense of involvement in the story, but he would never explain that he had originally written it out of his imagination about a love affair with a god.

When he looked up again, he found that the two of them didn't seem to be listening to him very seriously.

Instead, he concentrated on finishing a few dishes, and then ate some small cakes.

In addition to the small cakes, the few pieces of cherry blossom pastries and cakes had almost been eaten by them.

At this time, both of them had some residual pastry crumbs in their mouths, their cheeks were bulging with food, and they were still chewing hard and enjoying themselves.

With such a cute look, any man here would want to pinch their plump cheeks, right?

Lin Bai endured it, thinking that he wasn't familiar with the two of them yet, and he hadn't quite figured out their tempers. What if they thought he was too reckless and got angry and electrocuted him?

Oh, what a pity! I can’t touch it!

"What are you looking at, cutie?"

"Are you attracted to my sister?"

Yae Kamiko saw him looking at them and "tease" him provocatively, boldly but not frivolously. Although it would make others shy, she didn't feel that she was really treating him as a plaything.

And Lin Bai has two girlfriends, would he be afraid of her "teasing"?

Come on, Fox!

"Ms. Yae is so beautiful, I never get tired of looking at her. Hmm... I really like Miss Yae. What should I do?"

He put down his chopsticks and looked at Yae with affectionate eyes, which made her shy little by little. She lowered her head and a suspicious blush appeared on her ears.

Yes! The counterattack was successful!

"Lin Bai, you scumbag, don't tease her. Don't forget that you have two girlfriends."

Lei Dianying, who was standing by, reacted and tapped the table with one hand to remind him. The power of wish behind him suddenly appeared, exerting pressure on all directions.

Lin Bai retracted his gaze. He almost forgot that the man sitting in front of him eating was one of the seven rulers of the seven countries, the extremely powerful General Lei Dian.

However, he did not flinch, but smiled calmly:

"It seems that the general is indeed very simple."

Simple and clear, do you think that foxes can really be teased?

This scumbag fox must be pretending.

Lin Bai smiled and continued to "seek death":

"General, do you think that Lady Yamae is serious? If she is serious and I am serious too, then running towards each other is the best relationship for lovers.

It's consensual, and flirting with each other is a basic behavior for couples. General, you're not in love, so I can understand if you don't understand, right, Master Yamaguchi?"

Yaezhe sighed deeply, realizing that he had really met a real "thug" and was no match for him.

However, at this moment, she nodded as if possessed by a ghost:

"Yeah, that's fine with me, but you have to explain this to your two girlfriends."

After he finished speaking, the atmosphere became a little weird.

Lin Bai still kept smiling, but his eyes were full of affectionate inquiry as he looked at her.

Lei Dianying stared at her best sister with eyes wide open in shock:

"Godson, do you know what you are talking about?"

She knew Yae Kamiko. Although she liked to amuse others, it was just talk. She never took it seriously and never gave anyone hope in terms of love.

Although she loves to play so much, she is actually very cautious when it comes to relationships. At least, she knows that foxes have had extremely high demands over the past few hundred years, and she doesn't even have such thoughts. Playing around in the world is her attitude.

Now, how can she...

Yae Shinko exclaimed, "Aying, we were just joking around to liven up the atmosphere and have some fun."

She glanced at Lin Bai and said, "This guy is clearly a scumbag. I can really see seriousness in his eyes."

The fox was very honest. Although the words he just said were somewhat sincere, they were also true when he saw how generous he was.

Based on her experience of observing human emotions for hundreds of years and reading countless romance novels, she concluded:

People like Lin Bai can live together.

But the reality is that anyone who agrees to be his girlfriend needs to have a certain psychological endurance: he can leave any girlfriend, but his girlfriend cannot leave him.

So, she can talk nonsense, but psychologically she can't accept sharing her boyfriend with other sisters.

"Really?" Lin Bai said calmly and honestly, "Don't worry. We have plenty of time. I can chat with you and have fun together."

It's just teasing each other. How could a seven-foot-tall man like me be afraid of a little fox like you?

Lei Dianying looked at the two of them in confusion, his brain had no idea what they were talking about at that moment.

Lin Bai took a bunch of three-colored dumplings and placed them in front of her, laughing twice: "What a fool in love, here you go, eat it first."

Lei Dianying stared at him with his eyes full of lightning: "Can you be as steady as the young master of the Lin family in the novel? Speak more seriously?"

"I know, I know." Lin Bai nodded repeatedly in response.

I thought to myself that if I didn’t stop writing, I would write a more romantic male protagonist in my next book, one who chased his husband to a funeral pyre throughout the whole process.

She is really a stay-at-home girl who has rarely gone out to see the world. She is far from being as indifferent as Zhongli and as "watch the fun" as Wendy.

It's too simple, there's no wear and tear at all.

Lin Bai glanced at her and said:

"General, if you want to go out for a walk when you are free, you can ask me to go with you. I will take you to have fun and see interesting things, and I guarantee that you will not be startled."

Lei Dianying opened his mouth as if he wanted to refute.

But she found that she couldn't refute anything for a long time, and she was confused again.

"I...there's nothing fun to do when I go out. Everyone is so reserved."

Lin Bai tried to drink a small sip of Tuanzi milk and said:

"It's okay, let's not play in the main city, let's go to the wild... Wow, this is so sticky and greasy."

The milk dumplings were sticky and he felt extremely disgusted after just one sip. He really couldn't understand why Lei Dianying liked to eat them so much.

However, he would not comment on matters of personal taste.

Lei Dianying asked seriously: "Really?"

As he spoke, he took the bunches of dumplings in front of him and said, "If you don't want to eat them, give them to me."

"What really?"

"Take me to play outdoors."

"Oh, of course it's true. I mean what I say."

“Is it the same as in the novel?”

"?" Lin Bai suddenly realized a problem.

It seems that Lei Dianying is really because she feels too involved in the novel, or maybe because she is an emotional idiot who doesn't understand the difference between reality and novels. She now takes the male protagonist in the novel seriously, and takes herself in the book seriously as well.

This is a bit of a headache.

In this way, it is easy to get hurt if you are not careful. Women are inherently more fragile, and even the strongest women are the same in terms of emotions.

However, in this situation, words alone are useless and cannot explain it.

We can only let her experience it and then we will know.

So he could only nod and say, "Try your best."

The meal took a while to finish. When the night fell and the moon peeked out, Lin Bai finally cleared the table.

In the past, he was always busy with work, either work or dinner parties. He hardly had time to relax and cook, clean up, and chat with his friends.

Now he really enjoys such days, peaceful and beautiful.

Although the sky of Teyvat looks a bit fake.

But the beauty is also extremely beautiful.

The three of them looked at the starry sky and chatted for a while in the yard. Lin Bai yawned and said:

"We've finished talking about business, eating, and chatting. I should find a place to sleep. I haven't had a good sleep these past few days while drifting on the sea. I'm so sleepy."

As he spoke he yawned. Now he felt completely relaxed. Adding to that his instinct to sleep after having eaten, he was really sleepy.

"My Lords, I will be leaving now."

I also have to find a hotel. I feel sleepy just thinking about it.

Yae Shenzi said, "Don't worry, you don't have to find it yourself. I have arranged accommodation for you. How can we not treat you well when we invite you here? I will be embarrassed to see Sister Ganyu next time."

"Oh, Miss Fox would feel embarrassed too." Lin Bai teased.

Lei Dianying was holding the manuscript of the novel's ending, looking down as he walked out, and accidentally bumped into him from behind.

A faint scent of cherry blossoms and a soft approach instantly woke Lin Bai up.

"Sorry, I... No, didn't you say you were leaving?" Lei Dianying looked up at him, "Why are you back again?"

“Yawei-sama said she would take me to the lodging place, so I stopped and waited for her.

"Why don't you go back and look again? I'm really afraid that when you look up again, you'll already be in Liyue."

"How to say?"

"The direction is wrong!"

Lin Bai naturally put his hands on the simpleton's shoulders and turned her around:

"Come here, this way is the direction of the castle tower, why are you so stupid?"

At this moment, he completely forgot about Lei Dianying's identity.

From the time they met until now, over the past half day, Lei Dianying's majesty has almost disappeared in his mind, leaving only the image of a confused and simpleton light novel patient with severe symptoms.