Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

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The system did not force them to do anything immediately.

Instead, a panel was played in front of Lei Dianying:

[Dear Lord Thunder God, you can use all the ingredients in your hand to make a dish and let the two judges taste it. If they give full marks, the three of you can leave this place! ]

Lei Dianying nodded in understanding: "So it's just cooking..."

Looking at the dazzling array of ingredients in front of her, she showed a distressed expression:

"But I'm really not good at cooking..."

"I saw Sara cooking at Inazuma before. I should have turned on the fire first..."

Lei Dianying bent down and fiddled with it for a while, but only a few tiny flames came out.

This is definitely not possible!

Looking at the countdown that was ticking away, she frowned slightly, "I heard that there are oil drums in the kitchen..."

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Wait, what is the general going to do? I have a bad feeling."

[General Raiden (True)]: "Ah, I also have a bold idea~"

[Keqing]: "What ominous premonition?"

[Yae Shenzi]: "Don't worry, it's nothing~ By the way, @Hutao, please help prepare two coffins."

【Ganyu】: "I think... I roughly guessed it."

[Kujo Sara]: "The general is cooking! The general is cooking! The general is cooking!"

In full view of everyone!

The ends of Lei Dianying's hair gradually turn into fluorescent purple!

"This moment! The time of Nirvana!"

‘Click! ’

'boom--! ’

Lei Dianying actually drew out the thunder knife and used that unexpected blow on the oil barrel!

The tears are rolling in!

Not only did the oil barrel explode, the aftermath even spread to the judges' seats!

Fortunately, the system opened the air wall in time.

However, when the lightning flashed close to her face, Xiangling almost fainted from fright!

"Thor's cooking... is it so devastating?" she thought tremblingly!

"You! This B is definitely going to hurt me!" The wanderer was so frightened that he gritted his teeth!

[Aratake Ichito]: "Fuck, you are worthy of being a general."

[Kujo Sara]: "As expected of a general!!"

[Xiao Gong]: "I thought about it, but... I didn't expect it to be so explosive!"

[Ningguang]: "The Wuxiang Sword has always only existed in legends, but today I actually saw it with my own eyes. It's incredible..."

[Yan Fei]: "I'm so scared! Has Thor never cooked before?"

[Yae Shenzi]: "Ah~? How did you know?"

[El Haisen]: "Because her cooking can destroy a city, but Inazuma is still living in peace, so it is speculated that she has never shown her cooking skills to anyone."

【Ying】: "Perfect logic."

……

The live broadcast continues.

There were flames on the oil barrel in front of Lei Dianying.

Purple lightning elements were spreading in other places, causing an overload reaction in the ears from time to time, which was spectacular.

In everyone's opinion, this place could definitely be called an accident scene, but Lei Dianying thought it was reasonable.

After all, there’s finally fire!

"Then just put the food in."

Lei Dianying glanced at the ingredients nearby.

Most of it has been roasted.

Mandarin fish, bitter melon, black garlic, dishcloth, toffee, watermelon, jelly, slippers...

There may be some normal vegetables, but they have been fried to pieces.

Lei Movie swept through it all at once.

"It doesn't look like much..."

Lei Dianying's gaze fell on the long intestine beside him again.

"Put this in, too."

The wanderers are crazy!

"This is a pot!! This is not a trash can!!"

"You!!! Don't you want to wash yourself!!! F*ck!!! There's something in there!!!"

"The white one is a dish cloth!!! Cloth!! No!!!!"

"You definitely did it on purpose!!! Definitely!!!"

However, with the help of the system, the wanderer's words could not reach Lei Diandian's ears at all.

She brought the huge pot over to the fire, added some water, and began to simmer.

Under the lightning and firelight, her profile was absolutely beautiful, with her pigtails cascading down her collarbone. The chef's apron she wore just outlined her perfect figure, and the teardrop mole at the corner of her eye added a touch of softness to her overall temperament, just the finishing touch.

And this is the movie that looks extremely gentle and has a wife-like feel.

Cooking biological weapons virtuously.

【萤】: "@狂拉小甜心, just be content. At least she knew to cook it for you."

[Thomas]: "It's all black stuff anyway, you don't know what it is, just eat it with your eyes closed..."

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "I heard that you won't be allowed to leave until you finish eating."

[Ganyu]: "It's really too challenging..."

[Potato]: "Luwuwuwu... Luwuwu! Wuwuwuwu..."

[Qi Qi]: "(As if he understood Guoba's gesture) Bu Bu Lu, there are only medicines for inducing vomiting and medicines for treating stomach problems, but no medicines for bringing the dead back to life."

[Arakaki Ichito]: "So this little bear thought those two guys were going to die there?"

[Ying]: "(The former stove demon god actually gave such a judgment, how terrible must Lei Shen's cooking skills be!)"

[Baizhu]: "Guoba, please go back."

[Barbara]: "With the system in place, there shouldn't be any danger to life."

[Wanderer]: "Who can guarantee my mental state? Who can guarantee it?!"

……

Lei Diandian was afraid that the temperature of the flame was not high enough, so he used the lightning element to raise the temperature several times.

This heat-resistant pot was baked extremely hot.

It even smells like melted iron.

It feels like a crematorium.

The crazy little sweetheart cursed her mother for an entire hour.

Xiangling's facial expression twitched for 10 minutes, she spent 40 minutes praying to the Geo King, and she collapsed and fainted for 10 minutes.

finally--

"It feels...almost done."

Lei Dianying opened the lid of the pot with great anticipation.

The steaming mist rushed towards me, and the center of the dark gelatinous substance inside emitted an extremely hot flame.

[Klee]: "Ah~ Bouncing bomb!"

[Paimon]: "This... is a very apt metaphor."

[Falusan]: "I used to think that you two might have been poisoned to death chemically, but now it seems that you might have been burned to death physically..."

[Ying]: "So it doesn't matter even if there's large intestine in the middle..."

【Tinari】: "High-pressure steam sterilization..."

[Arakaki Ichito]: "@Falushan, Baga, it can be left to cool down now!"

[Hu Tao]: "('Liang' refers to Xiangling's body, right?)"

[Kujo Sara]: "General Woohoo! I'm going to eat your food!"

[Oz]: "This one is really a heavyweight."

Lei Dianying looked at the dishes inside, frowned in embarrassment, and thought:

"I heard from the Son of God earlier that delicious food should have warm colors, mainly orange and red."

Looking at the red fireball in the center, there was also a spider-web-like orange-red light spreading in the charred substance.

Lei Dianying's brows suddenly relaxed:

“This is too warm.”

“It’s going to be delicious.”

A sense of confidence rose in Lei Dianying's heart, and then he picked up the pot...

‘Click! ’

The pot handle is broken!

Then turn the two sides of the pot...

'Click'!

The top of the pot fell right off!

Pick it up again, drop it again, pick it up again, drop it again...

Soon, the deep pot had become the size of a bowl.

"That won't do. What if the stuff inside leaks out?"

Lei Movie is in trouble again...

[Noelle]: "(With a solemn expression)"

[Coral Palace Heart Sea]: "(I dare not comment)"

[Kujo Sara]: "As expected of a general! Even cooking is so...destructive! (I really don't know how to continue)"

[Aratake Ichito]: "This is not a food show, this is torture..."

……

The crazy little sweetheart scolded until tears came out: "I beg you to let me go! I beg you to let them all scatter! I beg you!! "

Lei Dianxiong began to observe the kitchen structure.

Below the pot is a long, solid wooden bar, supported by a piece of wood, forming a seesaw shape.

Lei Dianying turned his head to look at the judges, and Wanderer and Xiangling immediately showed warm and encouraging smiles (system forced)

She silently calculated the distance, and then suddenly came up with a good idea.

[Ganyu]: "What is the general thinking about?"

[Shen He]: "If I can't get through, will the punishment end?"

【Master Liuyunjiefeng】: "Humph, you guys are thinking too simply! In my opinion, this Thunder God General will definitely have a way!"

Liu Yun really said something toxic.

Lei Dianying calculated the length and strength, then stomped his feet hard!

A sound of 'pia'!

The whole pot was sent flying!

As the saying goes, 'Give me a lever, and I can move the whole of Teyvat...'

That's exactly what Shadow did.

After a perfect oblique throw, the pot landed squarely on the judges' seats and the plates in front of the two people.

'Hu~'

The scorching temperature almost disfigured the two of them!

In the boiling steam, Xiangling watched helplessly as the shadow of the god of death got closer and closer...

Oh, it turns out it wasn’t the Grim Reaper who came to pick me up.

The general is coming!

"Please try it."

The surprising part is.

This paste has obviously become like this.

The large intestine inside was cooked just right.

Maybe it was a prank of the system. The aroma emitted from it happened to be the small filling inside the large intestine.

Who can not love such a delicious dish with good color, aroma and taste?

The wanderer showed a friendly smile, then gently scooped a large spoonful and put it into his mouth...

“It tastes delicious.”

He rolled his eyes and smiled warmly, with cracks appearing at the corners of his mouth.

"Ahhhhhhhhh."

Xiangling, who was standing by, also ate a big bowl of rice uncontrollably.

"Ah, low-end ingredients are cooked in the most advanced way. This reminds me of... the taste of my great-great-great milk."

But in her heart she was wailing: Grandma, I’m coming to find you.

The King of Hell wants me to die at 3:00 a.m., so I report here at 2:00 a.m., just to leave a good impression on him.

"vomit--"

Xiangling's eyes rolled back and she fainted completely.

The wanderer could no longer go crazy and let the system manipulate his body.

"Huh? Why are you eating food while blowing bubbles?"

"Because I'm...so happy that I'm bubbling." Xiangling pretended to be dead.

Lei Dianying gave a faint smile.

I've never tried to cook before.

Today is the first time I officially enter the kitchen.

Could it be that she really has some talent in this area?

Well, it’s decided!

I must let my sister and Shen Zi have a taste of it when I have the chance!

By the way, Kujo Sara works so hard to protect Inazuma, why don’t we bring some for her as well?

After all, she admired General Raiden so much...

It is also the three magistrates who work hard to protect Inazuma.

And the traveler... I wonder when she will come back from Xumi?

Oh yes, the most important one is Qi You, right?

He worked so hard in the Minecraft dungeon and brought my sister back. I should repay him well!

Lei Dianying made plans silently.

At this time.

[The punishment is over! ——]

[This tasting experience is illusory and will not have any impact on the bodies of the two people~]

When teleporting back to Teyvat.

'boom--'

Xiangling fainted directly in Wanmin Hall.

The wanderer also fell from the tree branch.

Even if all physical effects are eliminated.

These psychological scars also need them to use... to heal.

[Xiangling receives compensation reward: 100 million Mora, 10 tons of super precious ingredients (all easy to preserve), a super large net for catching wild animals, and a Guoba princess dress]

[Wanderer Reward: A doll that carries the memory of your friend, a handsome Gundam]

[Lei Movie Reward: Pink Sweetheart Kitchen (with complete facilities)]

[Paimon]: "I feel like the system rewards this time are exceptionally generous."

[Qin]: "Just consider it a mental loss."

[Yan Fei]: "I would rather not have this generous reward than eat this indescribable thing."

[Walnut]: "Well, guest, you have the most extensive experience, how would you rate this dish?"

[Zhongli]: "Don't even try."

[Falushan]: "Wait, what reward was given to the general?"

[El Haisen]: "Kitchen."

[Arataki Ichito]: "(Help... Arataki has been doing good deeds all his life, so I shouldn't be fed a love lunchbox, right?)"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "(Please, General, please completely forget about our family!)"

[Coral Palace Xinhai]: "(I live so far away, it shouldn't be a problem, right?)"

[Yae Shen Zi]: "Um, I've been missing Sister Ganyu a lot lately. How about going to Liyue to play first?"

【Thunder General】: “…”

……

……

After returning to Yi Xin Pure Land, Lei Dianying discovered that Lei Dian had really brought up a lot of snacks for her.

Yae Miko also stole the lock of Narukami Taisha Shrine and quickly sealed off the Pink Sweetie Kitchen.

Lei Movie: (°?°)

It's just like……

As if afraid that she would walk into that kitchen.