Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

[xx year x+1 month x day]

I recently came to Liyue for inspection (slacking off), and finally got rid of the clutches of thunder and lightning!

No one knows what kind of perpetual motion machine she is...( ?ˊ????)???

I met Shen He in the wild. She was tying herself up with red ropes...

(???.???)????It’s so strange, will I still have nightmares after having Mengqi?

I will certainly not give up this good opportunity to help others.

After peeling off the layers of red ropes like untying a rice dumpling, they finally rescued Shen He from inside. However, the rope was a little tight, leaving Shen He with many red marks on his body.

Shen He said he was very happy to see me.

I asked her what was going on.

After some explanation, I suddenly understood.

It turned out that Mengqi had read Yaedou's light novel and wanted to be a balloon floating in the air, led by Shenhe.

As a result, Mengqi was blown around by the wind, and the rope naturally wrapped around Shen He...

In the past, people led dogs without a leash, but now Shen He led Meng Qi with too many leashes...

Wait, Shen He can't be that stupid, right? How could he not be able to untie the rope by himself?

Oh……

╮( ??w?? )╭It turns out that he saw me from a distance.

? o?o? This must be a test from the Rock King...

[xx year x+1 month x+1 day]

When returning to Liyue Harbor with Shen He, I met Ganyu.

She seemed to have drunk some refreshing coffee (canned), and the whole sheep became energetic and clamored to work.

?(?`^′?)?

Baiwen, Baishi, Baixiao remembered the fear of being dominated by the wild coconut sheep in the past, and shouted that he wanted to find Lady Ningguang (? ? ?? ).

Lady Ningguang used the excuse of going with me to fight Liyue for a thousand years and escaped from the Jade Pavilion early.

(￣ェ￣;)

Damn it?????, if you and I went to fight Liyue for a thousand years, who would be standing in front of Ganyu!

Before Ganyu mutates, let’s quickly show Ganyu the ranking system list of the original world.

Let's see if there are any abnormalities in the Sky Island Plunder game...

Fortunately, Ganyu has calmed down now. We need to quickly slip away with Shenhe.

"[Audio file] Ganyu has always been serious about her work since she was young. I remember..."

Damn (?°?д°?) where did this bad bird come from!

You can’t run away!

I don't know if it's because Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's "Golden Hoop Curse" is too effective, or if the medicinal effect of the Shenqingqishuang Coffee (canned) has taken effect.

Ganyu slowly fell asleep...

(?i _ i?) A small and soft ball, don't let the wind blow it and roll down the hill...

?(?_??)Just catch him.

Along with this bad bird that keeps talking (?o?o).

(a few lines are left blank)

I have to say, the reward Ganyu received later, the "Bird Shut-Up Device", is really useful.

( ?° ?? ?°)?

[xx year x+1 month x+2 day]

Liyue is so cozy!

And it inexplicably gives people a sense of security and intimacy?

Maybe it’s because there was only one Yaksha in Liyue before, but now there are five.

Some, like Xiao, silently protect everyone, while others directly integrate into Liyue...

For example, this childish ghost who hides in the coffin in the Hall of Rebirth and plays hide-and-seek with Yaoyao, Qiqi and Klee.

[xx year x+1 month x+3 day]

I assembled a fruit peeler and showed it to Guizhong.

I assembled a bubble machine and showed it to Guizhong.

I assembled a dishwasher and showed it to Guizhong.

I assembled a toilet and showed it to Guizhong...how come Old Zhong was sitting on it?

- =???? =???? ?( ′Д`)?

Master Liuyunjiefeng insisted that I was pretending to be useless.

I turned around and stuffed her into the washing machine.

Yes, I am pretending to be useless (referring to this arrogant bird)

(A few lines later, messy handwriting:)

The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Tomorrow I’ll move the Minecraft redstone aircraft carrier over here and take a look (?`~′?).

[xx year x+1 month x+4 day]

Ningguang said that one day, she would let the shadow of the Jade Pavilion cover the Seven Kingdoms?(???)?.

Smith Marseille, this wish is about to be overtaken by my Redstone aircraft carrier??' ?'.

(A few lines apart)

The first one to discover it was Zhongli, who seemed to be thinking about whether or not to use the Heaven Moving All Things Move.

Next was Wendy, he flew up and played by himself, but I took a picture of him.

Next came Nashida, who was whispering something with the Great Tree King and Fukalos who had been teleported over.

Then it was Aying's turn. Just as she pulled out the knife, she was held down by Zhen... How did Zhen know that the aircraft carrier was mine?

Finally, it’s Funina. How did she come up with the idea of ​​holding a party here?

I wonder if the Ice Queen has woken up yet.

But perhaps justice has awakened.

It doesn’t matter, I can hypnotize (physical hypnosis is also hypnosis).

(A few lines apart)

Considering that the people of Teyvat cannot live without the sun.

I finally got my beloved Redstone aircraft carrier back.

Isn't this a kind of "If I Had Three Minutes of Darkness"?

_ (: 3 "∠) _

[xx year x+1 month x+5 day]

After the aircraft carrier incident subsided, strange rumors about cubes and huge dark clouds began to spread in Teyvat.

(°-°〃)

(??w??)It is said that Yaedo is fully booked with relevant manuscripts.

[xx year x+1 month x+7 day]

Keqing is busy every day.

It is said that she plans to use the blocks she brought from Minecraft for infrastructure construction.

The facilities built are indeed much more sturdy and convenient to use.

Give Teyvat a little "block" shock, huh?

(???)

[xx year x+1 month x+9 day]

Kurumi is obsessed with Yaedo's ghost-hunting light novels and the suspenseful tomb-raiding novels.

Every day he would go out with a hoe in his hand, excitedly shouting that he wanted to dig out the tomb of his ancestors.

(｀⊿′) But can you please not take me with you...

[xx year x+1 day x+9 day]

Good news: Walnut didn't dig up the tomb of King Qiuqiu.

Bad news: In order to escape the clutches of Captain Jean, Klee, who was frying fish, used the portal and accidentally teleported into Walnut's coffin.

Klee, who had been eavesdropping for a long time, said frankly that she was the King of Hilliards.

At this time, I received a message from Captain Qin...

"If that kid makes trouble, you put her in solitary confinement!"

How could I, a human being like me, allow this child's childhood to be cast in a dark shadow?

[Photo] A whip soaked in iodine.

[Several lines are left blank]

It's still too cruel. Let Master Liuyun Jiefeng explain the truth to her.

[A few more lines left blank]

Keli knelt down and begged me to ask the big crane to stop chanting scriptures (crossed out) to educate her.

She said she would rather be locked in a coffin.

The Chat Lover is so terrifying...

Being a kind person like me, I still let Keli go to play with Yaoyao and Qiqi.

I sent them to a randomly made island in the sky, with water, creepers, TNT, monsters, mountains, trees, animals... and I also caught a proud Phantom Flame.

ξ(?＞??)

They soon got along well with the Black Winged Dragon Lady, and the Youni King inadvertently smiled.

I'll send Klee back when I go to Mondstadt to do some work, or when Venti goes for a walk to Liyue...

e=(′o｀*))) Alas.