Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

Chapter 413 Annoying Villagers: Alpaca on the Shore 1

On the other hand, the situation of Bupu and Monkey Nonsense was quite bad.

Although they escaped from the witch, without the protection of Steve and Charlie, the two idiots soon encountered zombies again.

Bupu's only way to solve the problem - a dance battle - was rejected by Mr. Zombie. The two screamed and ran away, and soon got lost in a forest.

Just then, they came across a beautiful brown alpaca.

It stood there blankly, seemingly thinking - just like Steve often did.

But in reality, the alpaca was just daydreaming.

"Yeah yeah yeah!"

Listening to the noisy cries behind, the alpaca felt helpless.

Because, not long ago, two stupid guys hid behind him, as if they were playing hide-and-seek with a group of fancy zombies in front of them.

They don't know how 'broad' their bodies are, and the alpaca's beautiful brown fur can't cover them.

Seeing the strange-looking zombies in front of him, the alpaca became annoyed and immediately said "he~tui!", causing a large number of them to fall down.

[Nashida]: "Alpacas seem to be unique to Minecraft. I've never seen such a cold, bad-tempered, and spitting creature in Teyvat."

【萤】: "@狂拉小甜心"

[Wanderer]: “????”

……

The other zombies looked at the alpaca and suddenly remembered the fear they felt when they were dominated by it that day.

As a guy who walked out of Qi You's fantasy world, the alpaca was kind and generous at first, but later he gradually got bored and just observed the world as Qi You's eyes, until today when he met two annoying guys.

After discovering how powerful the alpaca was, Bupu excitedly shouted, "It must be Steve! Steve turned into an alpaca to protect us!"

Alpaca: “…”

Although it is indeed called Steve, which is good, why do these two guys pretend to be familiar with it?

It doesn't know these two stupid guys!

The alpaca pondered for a moment and was about to lift his little feet and walk away, when he suddenly sensed the reminder from Qi You: Protect these two guys.

Qi You had checked the memories of the hallucinations not long ago, and naturally discovered the scene where Bupu awakened his spiritual consciousness and fought the witch.

At that moment, the aura of Bupu became extremely familiar!

Ultra-high purity comes from NOTCH!

To be honest, Qi You really couldn't understand why a villager who looked so stupid would possess the power from the divine realm!

If I asked Charlie to protect them before, it was simply because I thought Bupu had taken Herobrine's belongings and I wanted to know more about Herobrine, so I gave this order.

So now, Qi You's desire to protect, oh no, to be precise, to observe Bupu, has become stronger!

He was staying with Mustard and certainly couldn't get there in a short time, so he gave the order to the alpaca Steve again.

Finally, he added: "Eddie the Enderman in the Pumpkin Hat is also nearby. He will arrive soon. You two must ensure Bup's safety, because the witch has issued a wanted order for them!"

Yes, not long ago, after the witch was defeated by Bupu who was possessed by NOTCH, she was unwilling to accept the defeat, but she was weak and cowardly, so she instigated her zombies to kill Bupu.

She issued an attractive bounty warrant and told the zombie army their approximate location.

Presumably in the future, Bupu and Nonsense Monkey will be besieged by all the zombies with a purpose.

Bupu, who is unarmed, may not always be blessed with good fortune.

Hearing this, the alpaca rolled its eyes. This annoying villager kept yelling "Boop~Boop" in its ear, and its ears were almost callused.

Now, it needs to meet up with Enderman Eddie as soon as possible.

The midpoint of the two-way rush is a swamp in the distance.

The alpaca Steve's belly was strangely bulging, and his neck was swelling and swollen, like a soft toad.

Seeing it making a vomiting gesture, Nonsense Monkey thought it was going to spit in his face - he had experienced the power of Alpaca Steve's saliva, so he quickly yelled "Ahhh" and threw it three or five meters away.

However, the alpaca Steve did not vomit. Instead, he just vomited a box from his stomach and then took out a map from it.

"Why did you eat the box? You should have put it on your back! Just like the wandering trader always does with his alpaca!"

Oh my Qi You, that's just too ordinary - Alpaca Steve thought secretly in his heart.

Looking at its soft sheep's hoof pointing at the swamp not far from the map, Bupu rubbed his bald head and said, "You mean, you want to go to the swamp? But it's damp there, not fun at all. Why don't we go to the piggy park?"

Bupu had heard that there was a rather cheerful piggy park nearby.

It’s a pity that the administrator only allows the piglets to come in and play.

But it doesn't matter, Bup thinks he is just a stupid pig and can definitely get the ticket.

The alpaca was helpless and in a bad mood. It played a dancing war with the zombies for a while before it spitted out some saliva to knock them down one by one.

However, he didn't expect that his actions made Bupu even more excited!

"Look at the alpaca's snotty face and the way it dances and shakes its butt. Doesn't it look a lot like Steve?"

The alpaca bleated and typed a question mark. Could it be that they really have a mentally retarded friend named Steve?

"Oh my god! Now that you mention it, it feels even more like it!"

"Steve must have been captured by the witch and accidentally turned himself into an alpaca by her magic! But he couldn't bear to leave us, so he came back to find us!"

"Steve! I knew you wouldn't abandon us!"

The alpaca was helpless. My family, who would understand? Two idiots are writing novels here...

It silently glanced at the time. It was almost noon, so it was still in time to reach the swamp.

So, he stretched out his sheep's leg, pushed open the lid of the treasure chest, and took out a small cart from it.

"Oh my god! After Steve becomes an alpaca, he has to find a way to make the best use of himself. We can experience the alpaca car!" Bupu waved his square arms happily.

The alpaca snorted contemptuously. Did these two stupid guys finally realize that it was their honor to be able to pull Lord Alpaca?

Thinking of this, it moved its sheep's feet and stepped over.

Looking at the alpaca Steve standing firmly on the red car, Bupu was quite surprised: "Oh my God, why did you sit on it?"

The tone was as if he was originally going to sit on it... Wait, could this be the reason why he was so happy just now?

The alpaca was furious, and after a while, he yelled "he~tui!" twice!

The attitude was as if "a mere mortal should not overstep his authority".

then--

"Hohoho... Hohoho! How long do we have to walk?"

The nonsense monkey was pulling the alpaca uncle breathlessly, and Bupu was so tired that he was about to faint.

"Hey! Big Nose! We should pull together or take turns! How did you fall asleep? This isn't fair!"

He wailed with tears in his eyes.

[Keqing]: "The intelligence of these two guys is really worrying..."

[Eula]: "If Steve, Charlie and the alpaca weren't here, they would have been reincarnated long ago, right?"

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "But, it seems that Mr. Bupu is the one chosen by the God of Creation."

[Arata Ichito]: "I really don't understand. There are so many monsters in the original world, why did you have to choose Bupu? He can only dance battles and fart!"

[Albedo]: "Because this world is called "Annoying Villagers", and Bupu happens to be an annoying villager."

[Wendy]: "I heard that people with the protagonist's halo don't die easily~"

-

"So, is that so?"

Qi You flipped through Mustard's notebook and was shocked by the wisdom contained in it.

He really didn't expect that the stupid and clumsy iron golem could become so flexible and powerful after a series of transformations.

"Hey, this guy has super strong defense. It's hard for anyone to kill him!"

Mustard pointed at the obsidian puppet bathing in magma and was very excited.

After his transformation, these obsidian puppets gained higher consciousness, and after being enchanted by Mustard, they became real, impregnable mobile defense towers.

Mustard recorded their experimental data like a mad scientist.

"Goo-geo-geo~"

At this time, more than ten bronze puppets ran back from not far away.

These little guys are only one block tall, move very fast, and can pick up tools and use them. Previously in Qi You’s sky island, they have always played the role of miners.

At this moment, in their encirclement, there was a puppet half a block tall and emitting red light - a redstone puppet.

Redstone, as the foundation of technology in Minecraft, usually plays the role of transmitting signals.

The principle of a redstone puppet is roughly the same. It can encode everything it sees into redstone signals and store them in its body, but its memory is relatively small.

But it doesn’t matter. Qi You has a lot of pumpkin heads and redstone, and the thing he has the most is puppets.

The order Qi You gave to the redstone puppets was to let them learn the fighting movements of the players and villager soldiers.

Naturally, the probability of success is very low, because on the battlefield covered in smoke, it would be good enough for the weak redstone puppets to protect themselves. Therefore, Qi You had to send out some copper puppets, holding splash invisibility potions and healing potions to protect the safety of the redstone puppets at all times.

At this moment, many redstone puppets came from all directions and obediently connected to the redstone circuit in front of Qi You.

That is a very large and complicated machine.

It can convert the redstone signals recorded by the redstone golem into the movement of mini blocks and play them out in the form of TV pictures.

After Mustard has watched these images, he thinks that the battle scenes he remembers are very representative, so he will allow the redstone puppet to transmit this signal into the body of the newly created puppet.

All puppets share a signal network.

It's like the 'sisters' in "A Certain Scientific Railgun".

There is another sense of joy in training AI.

Now, with Mustard's constant feeding of information and training, his puppet has digested and integrated a variety of combat skills, becoming a puppet warrior that can continuously learn and evolve!

"Qi You! Qi You! Come and try this new puppet!"

Mustard patted the Dragon Flame Steel Puppet, which had just absorbed all the redstone signals and demonstrated extremely high intelligence in its autonomous simulation.

Qi You nodded slightly, and the next moment, he called on the Lord of Dread to come out of the illusion.

He has his own body, so now he has become a tool for training the AI ​​puppet model.

Looking at the enchanted Dragon Flame Steel Golem in front of him, which was much taller than him, extremely strong, the Dreadlord yawned in boredom: "How many of my moves can you take this time?"

Before he finished speaking, the Dragon Flame Steel Puppet rushed over with a roar.

……

night.

In Qi You's simple little villa, Mustard took a comfortable bath and lay on the soft woolen bed, swimming back and forth like a backstroke.

"Hehehe, hehehehehehehe!"

In today's actual combat simulation, the Dragon Flame Steel Puppet showed great talent and actually took on 3 moves from the Lord of Dread!

Moreover, after the Dreadlord played house with it for a while, Mustard observed its fighting movements and found that it had made a leap forward compared to before!

If we say that as long as we let it keep learning, it will continue to improve, doesn't that mean...

There is no limit to his puppets!

Thinking of this, Mustard became even more excited. He hugged the pillow and rolled over on the bed!

"I even..."

“You can create gods!”

"No! I! Am God!!"

……

[Tadalia]: "The puppets are really good at learning! It's hard to imagine that they were just big, stupid guys not long ago..."

[Kelai]: "Mr. Qi You's redstone puppet is really useful..."

[Lord Liuyunjiefeng]: "It is really hard for me to imagine how Qi You used some pixel blocks to restore a moving picture. I will study it carefully, and then ..."

[Yaoyao]: "Then make a pixel animation of the scene of Sister Ganyu rolling down the mountain!"

[Ganyu]: "Eh? Eh? Eh?"

[Dixia]: "Do you think that if these puppets learn to the end, will it be possible for them to defeat Herobrine?"

[Ningguang]: "For now, they are just machines that have collected a lot of data. They don't have the ability to draw inferences from one instance. A group of players or even a group of village soldiers... may not be able to defeat the clone in its prime."

[Faroshan]: "I think so too. Puppets have no thoughts, and their abilities are limited to the strongest players and villager soldiers. Unless Mustard takes the trouble to delete the wrong combat actions in the signal one by one, or let the puppets learn the combat abilities of Herobrine, Steve, the Drowned King, and the Dreadlord."

[Arakaki Ichito]: "Then why don't you just learn from Qi You?"

[Kujo Sara]: "Idiot. Because Qi You has been observing whether the puppet can surpass its master after learning from hundreds of players and villager soldiers."

……

It was still dark.

The alpaca looked at the moon and found that it was still a long way away from the swamp, so he had to hum and glance at the two idiots.

They are still playing with blocks... no, they call this building a house.

Looking at the walls that had not been built yet and the ceiling that had not been completed, Alpaca Steve really wanted to teach them what "dig three and fill one" meant.

However, looking at the sky, there may not be time.

"roar~"

Zombies in strange costumes kept appearing nearby, and Bupu and Nonsense were so scared that they hid in their home.

——Their home is just a bunch of blocks stacked together.

"Please knock before you come in!" Bupu wailed.

The zombie knocked on the door.

"I, I refuse to let you in!"

The zombie felt fooled and jumped in from the nearby block, howling and cursing.

Alpaca Steve felt speechless because while Nonsense Monkey and Bupu were arguing about whether to build a big house or a super fortress, he had already wrapped his body with simple blocks of earth and even dug a tunnel nearby.

Now, with the help of the eyes of all the alpacas nearby, Alpaca Steve clearly saw that another large group of zombies wearing sophisticated armor were slowly approaching here.

And their target is the object of the witch's high bounty - Bupu!

This time, they won't fall into Bupu's 'dance battle' trap!

No matter what, we have to take this guy back!

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