Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

Lei Movie runs very fast.

When Qi You caught up with her, he found her standing at the foot of the mountain, looking up at the sky in a daze.

"Ying, what happened? You've been acting weird lately."

Qi You, who was following behind, couldn't help but say.

His footsteps were so light that even Ying only just noticed them. There was a hint of surprise in his eyes: "Why are you here?"

"Makoto and I are worried about you."

Lei Dianying was silent for a moment, and then he slowly said: "I think I found the reason why General Lei Dian suddenly broke down."

Qi You's pupils shrank. It was indeed so!

Ah Ying suddenly became so silent, it seems like he must be carrying something on his shoulders!

"The reason, is it on the top of the mountain?"

Lei Dianying nodded.

Qi You's heart moved. To be honest, this matter was not only Lei Dian's knot, but also Qi You's knot.

Ever since he came to Inazuma and saw so many evil spirits appearing a long time ago, Qi You felt that something was abnormal. Now, all the mysteries are about to be revealed, and he still wants to know the answer.

So he said, "Let's go up and take a look."

Lei Dianying nodded slightly and followed closely.

But after walking a few steps, Qi You discovered that Lei Movie's speed was very slow.

It's just a little faster than the speed of ordinary people climbing a mountain. This is not the level of Lei's movie!

So Qi You asked again: "Ying, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

Lei Dianying lowered his eyes, but still nodded slightly, and said lightly: "Give me some Ender Pearls."

The Ender Pearl was not a rare thing for Qi You, but seeing Lei Dianying's look, he still frowned and said to himself: "Could it be that the thing above is also affecting you?"

After all, the general was also affected, could it be that even Lei Movie was...

Thinking about it, Qi You asked his question.

Lei Dianying was silent for a moment. She was still thinking about whether she should tell him about the wound on her butt.

Considering the situation on the mountain, Lei Dianying knew that it would be a fierce battle once he got up there. If he didn't take good care of his body, he would surely be held back.

Then, he stammered, "I do have a wound on my body."

"Where?" Qi You said, and took out the life potion and regeneration potion.

Seeing Lei Dianying hesitant to speak, Qi You even took out the Immortal Totem.

Lei Dianying doesn't have the eloquence of Yae Shenzi.

He just turned his back and pointed at the base of his legs: "Here..."

She still felt a little embarrassed being stared at by Qi You like that.

"Ah?" Qi You didn't see any scars anywhere, but based on her description, should he slightly... lift her clothes up?

However, Qi You did not say it out loud, but threw all the splashing potions at Lei Dianying's feet.

The rising bubbles only healed her wounds briefly.

It eased a little.

When Qi You was about to ask her what happened, he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind.

Looking back, it was Yae Godson coming over.

It still looks like a pink-haired fox.

With a light leap, she jumped onto Qi You's shoulder. She seemed to be well-behaved, but in fact she asked in a teasing tone: "Ying, what are you doing? When we were walking on the mountain road just now, your movements were so slow. Could it be..."

When Lei Dianying heard Yae Shenzi's teasing, his face darkened.

Yae Shinko continued, "I just heard about this disease called 'hemorrhoids' recently. A writer from Yaedo had it. When I went to urge him to submit his manuscript, I happened to see him looking for medicine. His limping movements were just like the shadow just now. Could it be that..."

Lei Yingdian wondered: "What are hemorrhoids?"

Qi You explained: "It should be a disease...in the buttocks."

Lei Dianying only felt a bolt of thunder rolling down from the blue!

How did they guess it?

Of course, perhaps Qi You’s description just now was too vague, so Lei Dianying misunderstood it.

But looking at her little expression, Qi You suddenly felt like a bolt of lightning had struck him!

Ray movie has hemorrhoids?

This, this, this...what kind of wonderful development is this?

Yae Shinto also felt the awkward atmosphere and couldn't hold back his laughter. Perhaps he laughed too loudly and without paying attention, he rolled off Qi You's shoulder.

Although Qi You was shocked, he couldn't let Yae Fox fall, so he grabbed her tail with one hand, causing her to swing in the air with a puff.

Yae Shinko still wanted to laugh, so she waved her claws in the air and laughed.

Lei Dianying has completely lost face.

As a shadow warrior, she had wounds all over her body a long time ago, which was normal.

However, this time the wound caused by General Lei Dian appeared in a rather awkward position. Why did the expressions of the two suddenly become so subtle?

Qi You still couldn't believe that General Lei Dian's body structure was so weak.

So he explained to Lei Dianying in a gentle voice the composition principle, formation inducement, development trend, social prospect and guiding principles of hemorrhoids...

Just when Qi You was about to carefully test whether Lei Dianying had eaten too many tri-color dumplings recently, Lei Dianying suddenly said with a dark face:

"I do not……"

"Huh?" Qi You and Yae Shen Zi pricked up their ears again.

Lei Dianying's voice was as thin as a mosquito's, and he stammered out two syllables.

Qi You guessed it accurately and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "I was wondering, how could Ah Ying have hemorrhoids?"

Yae Shinko fainted from laughing so hard.

When she woke up, she found Lei Dianying lifting her skirt and pouring the splash potion that Qi You had sent her.

However, it seemed that it was difficult for him to control his position, so Qi You also helped him in the end.

Yae Kamiko's abdominal muscles almost popped out from laughing.

The strange thing is that Lei Dianying clearly tried to heal the wound with herbs, but in the end it was in vain. Only these potions from Minecraft were able to completely cure it.

Why is that?

Could it be because this 'incentive' comes from Minecraft?

But how could there be things from Minecraft in Teyvat? Qi You was very sure that he had never left anything here.

Moreover, the system had previously stated that it was impossible for members of Herobrine's undead army to come to Teyvat.

But apart from this, Qi You couldn't think of anything else.

At this point, let’s quickly climb to the top of the mountain and find out what’s going on.

"Shadow, how do you feel now?"

"much better."

Lei Dianying looked back at the base of his leg and found that the wound had been completely healed.

"Let's go up now without further delay."

Qi You took out a firework rocket from the inventory.

When Lei Dianying saw the red thing, he glanced at him with some resentment.

Don't take it out sooner!!!

The mountain road ahead became even more rugged. Qi You held the pink-haired fox in one hand, lit the fireworks rocket and rushed straight into the sky, with Lei Dianying following closely behind.

In the wind, Lei Dianying's voice was faintly heard: "If you saw that thing, you might be surprised..."

Qi You became even more confused. What was on the mountain?

He felt his right eyelid twitching and a sense of foreboding arose.

When he finally passed the top of the mountain and his sight was level with the top, Qi You saw countless sticky slimes jumping upwards like crazy.

This gelatinous creature seemed to have some kind of fusion ability. After losing its soft and elastic skin, it gradually merged together, making the top of the mountain look like it was covered with colorful gummy candy.

"This is……"

"It's a demon." Lei Dianying said calmly.

She pointed to a spot in the middle of the jelly mass and said, "There are some fragments of the demon's remains over there. It has been affecting these slimes."

The Yae God, whose tail was caught, slowly asked a question: "But, I remember you had cleaned up this place before? How come there are more fragments of the demon's wreckage flying up? Do they have legs of their own?"

Lei Dianying shook his head slightly: "No, look at the middle. Before, even I didn't notice the existence of that thing."

Look in the direction of Lei Dianying's finger.

Qi You saw something extremely, extremely familiar.

It was a very long and sharp thorn. Its color was very strange, black, white and gray, which formed a sharp contrast with the surrounding rainbow slime.

Qi You's pupils trembled: "Is it bedrock?"

This material is definitely bedrock!

Its shape is spiky, very similar to the obsidian thorn summoned by one of Herobrine's clones, except that it is the color of bedrock.

How could something from Minecraft appear here?

"Shadow, protect the Son of God."

Qi You directly threw the pink-haired fox to Lei Dianying, drew out the Sword of Universe Control and walked over.

'Snap! Snap!'

The evil spirit under his feet sensed Qi You's presence and quickly began to merge and grow. Its body gradually became taller and its shell became extremely hard!

"This kind of evil spirit... is much more difficult to deal with than before." Lei Dianying frowned slightly.

But Qi You had no intention of letting Lei Dianying interfere.

The evil spirit's body grew larger and larger, until it finally stood before him like a cloud blocking out the sun. One could not even see the top when he looked up.

Qi You was not frightened by its size.

The moment it raised its broad paws to step down, Qi You easily dodged the attack with the Wings of Wind and the Fireworks Rockets, then counterattacked with the Sword of Universe Control!

"Shua!"

Wherever the sword points, a small ball of slime falls directly!

"In other words, although they are now combined into a whole, the damage calculation is still based on individuals?"

Qi You was not worried.

Because, in the Endless Greed module, he doesn't only have this weapon.

Previously, a Heaven's Fallen Longbow was also made!

The bow body with black and white gradient and the bowstring with light blue galaxy color look extremely cool!

At the moment of pulling the bow, the galaxy color around the bow became increasingly intense, and the moment it left the bowstring, countless arrows fell from the sky!

"Swish, swish, swish!"

Arrows fell from the sky and pierced various parts of the evil spirit's body, instantly killing all the slimes that made up its body.

A huge gap appeared in the body. In order to effectively maintain the balance of the body, the evil god had to stick all the slimes that made up the body together.

This practice of robbing Peter to pay Paul has caused its body to become smaller and smaller.

Soon after, countless disgusting slime and other dropped objects appeared on the ground, and Qi You put them into his backpack.

At this moment, the evil god finally revealed its true form.

It was a mechanical creation. Perhaps there was some kind of core that directed this steel body to work in harmony.

If it weren't for the fact that the weapons in Qi You's Endless Greed module were too evil, perhaps one could experience the immortal side of this evil god.