Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

【Xiao Palace】: “…”

【Xingqiu】: “…”

[Ying]: "Tinari: I dried up the silence and regretted being impulsive."

[Maple Leaf]: "After hearing your joke, I feel terrible..."

[Sino]: "This joke actually uses a kind of sophistry. For example, under the premise that everyone thinks that I can only love the opposite sex, I say the word homosexual. Because to me, I am the same sex as myself, so narcissism should also be a kind of homosexuality."

[Kamisato Ayato]: "You actually gave a serious explanation."

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "It feels like the more I explain, the more serious this joke becomes..."

[Xiang Ling]: "He seemed to be afraid that we wouldn't understand!"

[Walnut]: "It should be changed to: He was afraid that we would understand!"

[Tinari]: "Please don't include me in your jokes next time!!"

[The live performance begins again~]

Falsan, who had light green twin ponytails and looked like Hatsune Miku, was swinging two green onions and chasing after Seno, cursing.

Seno was running in front with a standard posture.

While running, facing the camera, he said calmly:

“When renting a house, you must discuss it with the landlord.”

"Yesterday, I took down the door and wanted to replace it with a new one."

"The landlord, Falushan, was very angry because I didn't call her senior,"

[El Haisen]: "This is very Falusian."

"Besides, she's not ready to rent it to me yet."

[Kaia]: “Pfft…”

[Qin]: "Cough cough cough..."

[Diluk]: "It's a bit of a turnaround, so that's progress."

Seno continued: "It's not my fault."

"Because a few days ago, she told me that the rent is 80,000 Mora a month."

"I say, eight thousand Mora."

[Dolly]: "You're bargaining too hard!"

“She said, no way.”

"I said yes."

As it said this, the camera slowly pulled away.

Everyone was shocked to find that Seno, who was running seriously, was holding a wooden door in his arms!

Family members! Who would believe that he was running wildly while holding a door!

【End of Session 3】

【萤】: "It burned my CPU."

[Nilu]: "Ha, ha, ha..."

[General Raiden (True)]: "Has modern people's thinking become so out of touch..."

[Sino]: "This sentence is a pun. 'Mei Men' means 'not allowed' and 'wishful thinking'. But at the same time, from the surface meaning, 'door' is a device used as a switch at the entrance and exit of a building. 'Mei Men' can also mean 'no door'. For a tenant, it is natural to think that the door of this building is Mora."

【Worō】: “…”

[Coral Palace Heart Sea]: "..."

[Dixia]: “…”

[Wanderer]: "Sorry, I didn't laugh when I heard Seno's joke, but I did laugh when I saw the crazy Tinari, the speechless Kawi, and the Falushan who was chasing you and hacking you. Hahahahahaha."

【The last joke starts now】

The scene focuses on the disciplinary officer's office.

A group of people sat below, looking at Seno angrily but not daring to say anything.

"As the head of the discipline officers, I often preach to my subordinates."

"Recently, I felt that they were slacking off, so I broke a chopstick in front of them."

"Then, he took out ten more chopsticks."

[Paimon]: "This Paimon knows that 10 chopsticks can't be broken, just to tell them that there is strength in numbers~"

[Yan Fei]: "Even though I have no idea what's so funny about this, let's just laugh! Hahahahahaha!"

[Hu Tao]: "Hahahahahaha! Guest, you smile too."

[Zhongli]: “Heh…”

The scene continues.

Seno continued:

"I took out 10 chopsticks, and then I broke these chopsticks as well."

Then he took out 10 cylindrical objects that were thicker than chopsticks.

When he exerted force on his fingers, they broke.

[Tadalia]: “???”

【elf】:"?"

【Yun Jin】: “???”

[Albedo]: "What does this mean?"

Seno continued: "I want to tell them that even if 10 of you are put together, you can't beat me."

[Aratake Ichito]: "I was completely confused after hearing this."

[Kyuki Shinobu]: "I seem to understand, but I also don't seem to understand..."

[Sino]: "Actually, this joke uses a kind of contrast. For example, everyone thought I couldn't break ten chopsticks, and thought the moral I was going to preach was 'Strength in numbers, everyone should unite and help each other', but in fact, I used this method to educate my subordinates. Moreover, the sentence 'Ten of you can't beat me' actually sounds like something a black-hearted official said, which is another contrast to my usual image."

[Fischl]: “…”

[Oz]: "Miss, I don't know what to say for a moment."

[Grandma Ping]: "Liuyun, you are very knowledgeable. Do you understand?"

【Master Liuyunjiefeng】: "This Immortal can only do this with some effort..."

Looking at everyone's comments, Seno asked in confusion: "Is my latest joke so profound? No one understands it? How about I read another one?"

[Candice]: "Don't."

[Leila]: "No, no, no."

[Diona]: "This is really funny, meow. Ahahaha."

[Barbara]: "Let's give Mr. Seno some encouragement. Hahahahaha."

[Noelle]: “Hahahaha.”

[Yaoyao]: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha."

For the first time in their lives, everyone laughed "Haha" so calmly.

[It was detected that Seno's wish was successfully fulfilled! 】

【Rewards End! 】

[Walnut]: "Oh, this is a reward. I thought it was a punishment for me."

【Xiangling】: “+1.”

【Longevity】: "+1"

……

"Bang, bang, bang—"

The train passed the cemetery again.

This time, without the thick gray-green fog, the view became a little wider.

According to common sense, a gloomy cemetery should reveal a hint of weirdness even in the daytime.

but……

Wendy: "Wow! It's so colorful here! Are you sure this is not a garden but a cemetery?"

Nashida: "It's the cemetery. The carriage where the biology doctor broke down is still parked nearby..."

What you see is large patches of flowers blooming on the gray-green land.

The blood-red petals are gorgeous and have grown to two blocks high. The roots are winding and twisted, and the huge bud on the top is tottering, but there is a tendency to continue growing.

Qi You couldn’t remember any plants in Minecraft that looked so gorgeous and evil.

But suddenly I thought of a plant experimental subject in the notebook.

——Blood red dahlia.

Qi You frowned and said, "This is a plant that grows on the bodies of infected people. It has a strong reproductive capacity. It can also parasitize living bodies."

Nashida pouted: "It sounds disgusting."

Qi You nodded: "Yes, during the Hundred Days of Change, the corpses of the zombies will not disappear naturally, but will slowly rot and finally melt into the ground."

Nashida: "The corpses in the cemetery should have been the first to appear, so it makes sense that they gave birth to the first batch of red dahlias. However..."

She looked at the bright and magnificent cemetery with some concern: "I hope these strange flowers will not spread to the vicinity of our shelter."

Wendy smiled and said, "Think positively. It doesn't matter even if it spreads over there. Our shelter is bare. Wouldn't it be beautiful if we decorate it with some big red flowers?"

Qi You: "..."

Where they didn't see.

A deer walked through the forest and came to the lawn near the cemetery, lowering its head and sniffing something.

On the ruined land, the spores of the blood-red dahlia, so tiny that they were barely noticeable, quickly climbed up its deer hooves and spread, little by little, throughout its body.

Sometimes, the growth and spread of plants require the help of animals.