Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

When Qi You was sorting out his backpack, he accidentally found a radio.

This was found in a secret laboratory in the military arsenal.

I just put it in my backpack at that time.

Qi You placed it on the chair next to him, turned on the switch, and a strange crackling sound was heard.

"All personnel assembled"

"Announce (hiss, hiss, hi—) Noah's Ark! Officially set sail!"

"March to freedom (sizzle)!"

Wendy was a little surprised after hearing this: "Wow, this gathering is too fast, isn't it? Weren't they still recruiting people a few days ago?"

Qi You: "Well... at that time, we said that after visiting the military arsenal, we would go to the dock and port to take a look. Now they have already set sail, so I guess we won't be able to catch up."

Qi You listened with bated breath, and from the intermittent syllables, he vaguely heard its direction.

"This direction... doesn't seem right."

As mentioned before, in this world, the 'latecomers' village' (where they built their base) is at the very center of the world.

The city is in the southeast, the ocean is in the west, and the forest is in the north.

"Noah's Ark will make a circle, starting from the sea east of the city, making a circle, returning to the vicinity of the latecomer's village, and then continue to move westward."

"That means we and that Ark might actually meet!"

Wendy: "Wow! If the people on the ship see how beautiful our shelter is, will they come knock on our door and offer us warmth?"

Narcida: "Warmth? In what sense?"

Wendy: "I think bullets and grenades are quite warm."

[Wanderer]: "Blow up your house, right?"

[Ying]: "This is too warm (physical level)"

Qi You continued, "Do you mean that they sent the bullets and grenades to us, or did we go out and grab them? Well, it's really heartwarming to have an airdrop delivered right out of the door."

Nasida: "..."

After some more jokes, Nashida yawned softly.

After such a long escape, lying in the warm and comfortable train, Nashida felt so sleepy that she felt she couldn't even open her eyelids.

Seeing this, Qi You said, "You guys go to sleep for a while. I'll stay here and sleep after you wake up."

When she heard the word "sleep", Wendy yawned reflexively and said listlessly: "Qi You, you have really good stamina. You just fought for 300 rounds, but you're not tired at all."

After Wendy said this, Qi You realized something was wrong.

Yeah, you fought with a PhD in biology for so long, and used such extreme controls, but you’re not tired at all?

"Maybe I inherited Steve's iron physique."

"It's just a phantom wing, there's nothing to be afraid of."

Wendy and Narcida made their bed and soon fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, it seemed that the train was moving away from the city, and the system prompt sounded.

[Ding, the current terrain 'city' exploration degree is 100%]

[Reward Qi You: Diamond Core x1, Jet Pack x1]

"Hmm? Diamond core?"

The diamond core can be combined with a stick and diamond to form a "boomerang".

The boomerang that is released from your hand can not only pick up dropped objects and bring them back to your hand, but also destroy blocks!

The damage against monsters is even higher!

It can be said that it is a very convenient tool!

[Reward Venti (Skill): Gliding]

[Reward Nashida (Skill): E-Monster Outline. ]

The two were sleeping and didn't hear anything.

With new skills and so many supplies and hot weapons, Qi You’s confidence increased.

During the endless journey, Qi You took out the "Scholar's Notes" to read to relieve his boredom.

"I wonder if there are more records about the experimental subjects in it."

……

【Random quiz coming! 】

[Question: What is the function of a redstone repeater? ]

【Roll roll: Sino! 】

[Seno]: "Relay redstone signal."

【correct answer! 】

[In the redstone circuit, the redstone repeater is used to "relay" the redstone signal and strengthen the decaying redstone signal to a strength level of 15. (The maximum strength of the redstone signal is 15, and the signal decays by 1 for every redstone dust it passes through)]

[Paimon]: "Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! What happened suddenly? And it seems to end suddenly?"

[Keqing]: "It's a random question and answer live broadcast room..."

[Ganyu]: "It seemed to flash before my eyes for just a second, and then it was gone?"

[Nilu]: "I just watched the replay! I pressed pause several times before I could see it clearly! Seno, you answered too quickly, didn't you?"

[Ying]: "Yeah! Seno, you're too fast, aren't you!?"

[Wanderer]: "Redstone repeaters are used to relay redstone signals. Isn't this nonsense? Can this be considered qualified? System, you are too hypocritical, aren't you?"

[Seno]: “…”

[System Reward: Fulfill a small wish of Sinor in the near future. ]

【Testing Sino is in our near future. 】

[Detected that Seno recently made a wish: "Let more people hear my jokes", now start broadcasting Seno's joke book live! And randomly select several Xumi members to perform live! 】

[Cole]: "Eh? Eh hey hey?"

[Arata Ichito]: "Great! I love hearing jokes the most!"

[Falusan]: "Is it too late to run now?"

[Ying]: "It's a reward for Senor alone, but a punishment for the entire Teyvat?"

[Hu Tao]: "(Unexpectedly thinking of Kong Ge's poster) Are his jokes so... scary?"

[Dolly]: "What the hell is a live performance?"

【Live performance begins~】

The next moment, Kavi was teleported away and lying on the hospital bed, looking like he was about to die.

Seno looked at him and said expressionlessly:

"Recently, Kavita has been seriously ill."

"I said, lose some weight."

【End of Session 1~】

[Keqing]: "???"

【Ganyu】: “???”

[Shen He]: "Is it over?"

[Coral Palace Heart Sea]: "What does this mean?"

[El Haisen]: "Everyone laugh! Don't ask him to explain!!"

Sino raised his head, looked at everyone's comments, and said calmly:

"This sentence uses information gap. The word 'heavy' has two meanings, one is serious, the other is heavy."

"Kavi has a 'serious' disease, but I think it's because he's 'too heavy', so it's reasonable for me to ask him to lose weight."

[Mona]: “???”

[Bennett]: “???”

[Fischl]: “???”

[Oz]: "What the lady means is that she is confused."

[Chongyun]: "After hearing your joke, I feel better all over because I was chilled."

[Shen He]: "What's the funny part?"

[Cole]: "(embarrassed laughter)"

[The live performance continues~]

Tinari sat on a red mushroom and turned to ask Seno:

"Recently, a boy told me that I was cute and wanted to touch my ears. I was so distressed..."

[Ying]: "Actually, I want to touch it too. Hehe."

Sino: "It's okay, I'm gay too."

[Yae Shenzi]: "Why did such a sentence with so much information suddenly come out?"

[Beidou]: "Why are there homosexuals everywhere?"

[Ningguang]: "Why did you say 'also'?"

Not only Ningguang was confused, but everyone else in the live broadcast room was also confused.

Tinari slowly typed a question mark: "I didn't say I was gay! I just said that child\u0026%￥#@"

Seno interrupted expressionlessly: "Because I am narcissistic."

Tinari:? ? ?