It's broken! I was targeted by the villain after the apocalypse
Chapter 232 1 days
Di Jun sat up straight. He wanted to see what kind of god Anping God was, who made all the gods cheer to the sky.
Liu Jinan walked to the front of the stage as usual, used a loudspeaker to amplify his voice, and greeted the gods.
"This morning, I met Yue Lao while washing up, and I met Yue Lao again during morning exercise, and I met Yue Lao again during rehearsal."
As he spoke, a mysterious smile appeared on his lips: "I wonder if Yue Lao has something to say to me? Is he secretly arranging a marriage for me so that I can encounter love?"
"I wait and wait, where is my love?"
"Now I understand that what is waiting for me is not love, but your enthusiasm, your irresistible hospitality, and the expectation we have for each other!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the audience.
The gods cheered and stretched their throats to express their love for Liu Jinan's opening remarks.
Many gods who saw Liu Jinan hugging Duan Haiping on the trial stage also teased him about why he didn't bring his boyfriend with him.
Ever since Liu Jinan became famous in the trial arena, his fame has been growing, and there is almost no god who doesn't know him.
Of course, along with the news of his feat of withstanding the nine-fold thunder tribulation, there also spread the gossip about his affair with Duan Haiping.
Such teasing happens almost every day.
Liu Jinan has gotten used to it and doesn't care at all.
If you want to work in the entertainment industry, you need to at least be thick-skinned.
If you have a sensitive heart and take what others say to you seriously, you should change your career as soon as possible.
"Okay, okay, I've already felt everyone's enthusiasm. Now please enjoy 'A Day in the Life of an Ordinary Man'."
As soon as Liu Jinan finished speaking, black fog instantly enveloped him.
This is the black mist released by the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella of Vaisravana.
When Liu Jinan was ready, Duowen Tianwang controlled the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella and took back all the black fog.
From the perspective of the gods, it seemed that the stage went dark for a moment, and then became bright again in the blink of an eye.
"Jingle Bell--"
Liu Jinan lay on the bed with his eyes closed, stroking the mobile phone beside the pillow.
The next thing I did after picking up my phone was to turn off the alarm and go back to sleep.
But within five minutes, the cell phone started ringing again.
Many gods were very interested in the black square box in Liu Jinan's hand.
"Is that an alarm clock? Why does it make noises for no reason? Is there someone controlling it?"
"So noisy. If you don't want to get up, just sleep until you wake up naturally. Why torture yourself?"
Liu Jinan continued to act. He struggled to get up from the bed and said loudly: "If I don't get up, I will be late. My boss said that if I am late again, I will be fired."
In one sentence, his identity as a corporate slave was revealed.
For breakfast, he heated up two slices of toast in a toaster and fried an egg on the induction cooker.
It only takes a few minutes to do, and he even has time to brush his teeth with an electric toothbrush.
"This little gadget is really interesting. I can brush my teeth without moving. It's convenient and saves trouble."
After breakfast, Liu Jinan opened a certain message and found the taxi-hailing app from the mini program.
I casually booked a car and prepared to take a taxi to the company.
He also projected the phone interface for everyone to see.
The gods are transformed into novel babies, and they find everything interesting.
There are also gods who ask if these things are only possessed by humans, as it seems that gods don’t really need them.
Liu Jinan did not respond, but continued to immerse himself in his role.
After finishing his morning work, office worker Xiao Liu ordered takeout during his lunch break while browsing his phone.
He kept mumbling to himself, "What should I eat? Sichuan or Cantonese food? Or fried chicken and Coke?"
He finally chose to eat pig's trotter rice.
Not long after, Hu Jianye, dressed as a delivery boy, trotted over and said, "Here's your meal!"
Liu Jinan took the takeaway: "Thanks, brother."
He was having a great time while eating lunch and watching variety shows.
At nap time, he adjusted the seat to massage mode and spent a wonderful thirty minutes in enjoyment.
In the afternoon, feeling sleepy, he chose to turn on the coffee machine and make a cup of hand-brewed coffee.
He loves iced coffee so much that he even uses an ice maker to make cubes of ice.
"Am I seeing right? That's ice? Can humans actually create ice at any time?"
"Isn't ice only available in winter?"
"Does that machine contain divine power that can freeze water into ice?"
The gods were talking about this. If they had not seen it with their own eyes and confirmed that Liu Jinan did not use any divine power, they would never have believed that the God Anping could create ice without relying on divine power.
However, rather than believing that humans could also create ice, they would rather believe that it was the Anping God who did something, and they urged Liu Jinan to help them solve their puzzles.
The atmosphere has been set.
Liu Jinan continued his performance. On his way home from get off work, he used his mobile phone to remotely control the electrical appliances at home.
"Da Mi, turn on the bathroom heater and the air conditioner in the living room."
"Okay, Master!" a mechanical voice sounded, and the remote control was successful.
The bathroom heater and air conditioner he placed in the sunken square started working.
"This is impossible, how did he do it?"
The gods began to doubt their lives.
They even thought that the so-called bathroom heater and air conditioner were the creation of some prankster.
Seeing that the time was right, Liu Jinan said to the gods, "Please be patient, everyone. I swear in the name of Heaven that what I said today is absolutely true."
The light fell on him and the contract was established.
The gods' questioning voices fell silent.
"What I performed today is indeed an ordinary day experienced by an ordinary person in an era of highly advanced technology."
"Through exploration and inheritance from generation to generation, humans have not only brought more convenient and better living conditions to future generations, but have also extended their tentacles into outer space, hoping to explore this sea of stars."
"I'm not saying this to promote how great humans are. I just want to tell you that technology can bring a lot of convenience to our lives. Even gods can enjoy the benefits brought by technology."
"Today, we are able to activate these machines invented by humans, all thanks to the divine power generator invented by the great god Fuxi. After injecting divine power, it can be converted into electrical energy through the divine power generator."
"But I've always wondered, human creations are so amazing, so what about gods? If we learn from human technology, can we create something more suitable for gods to use?"
"I don't have any talent for invention or creation, and I can't draw inferences from one example. But I believe that many of you here have unparalleled creative talents."
"On behalf of the R&D department of Divine Peak Entertainment Group, I am calling for you all. I hope that those who have talents or interests in this area will join our big family, and together we will work to improve the lives of the gods!"
Liu Jinan silently put the speech that Duan Haiping had written for him into his pocket and smiled harmlessly.
The entire manuscript does not mention the issue of salary.
According to Duan Haiping, we should trick the gods in first.
Tsk tsk, what an evil capitalist!
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