It's broken! I was targeted by the villain after the apocalypse

Liu Jinan jokingly invited Odin to come in and chat.

Odin subconsciously took a half step back: "I think I'd better not go in. If we disturb the gods, both of us will be in trouble."

Shennong said at the right time: "It's okay, you are a guest."

Odin couldn't help but tremble slightly when he heard the other party's voice.

Liu Jinan couldn't help laughing when he saw that he, the god of elves, was so cowardly when facing Shennong.

Odin was furious: "Okay, you laugh at me, so I'm leaving?"

"It's just a joke," Liu Jinan put away his smile and sincerely invited Odin, "Come in, in our place, no matter who you are, as long as you accept the invitation from the host, you can enter the room unimpeded."

Odin took a deep breath and prepared himself mentally before taking a step forward.

He closed his eyes subconsciously, fearing that he would be blown away in the next moment.

Fortunately, the expected attack did not occur.

He opened his eyes carefully: "Am I okay?"

Liu Jinan rolled his eyes: "What else? Are you going to be content with having another bump on your head?"

"That's not necessary." Odin waved his hand quickly, bowed to Shennong, and then pulled Liu Jinan aside, "Why didn't you tell me that you were living in the home of this great god?"

Liu Jinan told the truth: "I only found out the true identity of this old man last night."

Since everyone was there, Liu Jinan told everyone that the herbal farmer was Shennong.

Hu Jianye was completely shocked: "Fuck, so I'm eating at the same table with our ancestors? Then I'm really awesome, right?"

Wang Hu even pinched his face: "Boss, you are not kidding me, right?"

If this gets out, not only will it bring honor to the family, even the gang boss will have to respectfully call him grandpa!

It's just that probably no one will believe it.

Black Whirlwind urged them: "We still have our phones, so let's take a picture of Shennong, or record a video or something. Not just to show off, but just to keep a souvenir!"

Liu Jinan poured cold water on them: "I've tried it, and my cell phone can't record videos or take photos in the Lingbao Secret Realm. Not only cell phones, but all digital cameras can't take images here."

Xu Zhaoxin echoed, "The Lingbao Secret Realm has its own rules. The equipment we brought in can be used in the real world, but it may not be useful here."

The big guy sighed regretfully.

"Don't be sad," Odin suddenly said, "Although I don't quite understand what you mean, I guess you want to keep the portrait of this god?"

Liu Jinan was stunned. Yes, how could he forget that most elves are multi-talented.

It’s not surprising that he can draw, right?

He looked at Odin and said hopefully, "Can you help us keep his portrait?"

Odin did not dare to make a decision on his own. He bravely consulted Shennong and only agreed to help Liu Jinan after receiving a positive answer from the other party.

"But you may have to wait for a while. I draw slowly," said Odin.

Liu Jinan said hurriedly: "It's okay, just take your time, don't rush."

Although he said this, he was still very anxious.

Of course, this is not what he is anxious about.

A day passed, and he still hadn't found a way to disrupt Matsumoto Jun's plan.

He could only make Odin an ally first and see if he had any good ideas.

"How?" Odin thought for a moment, "I do have a way to make many gods willing to support you, but it's a bit tiring. I wonder if you are willing to do it?"

Liu Jinan: "I would like to hear the details."

Odin said: "The gods have long lifespans, and there is not much they need to do on a daily basis. They just respond to the wishes of humans."

"And even if it's just this one thing, many of them are too lazy to do it."

Zhang Yaoyao asked: "But this is their job. If they don't even do this, won't they be punished by the heavens?"

Odin explained in a gentle voice: "The Way of Heaven actually only serves as an operating rule. It cannot intelligently supervise every god."

Liu Jinan understood that the Way of Heaven was more like rules on paper. It was not flexible and could not think.

It was just like he took advantage of the loophole of heaven yesterday and didn't do it himself, but let Luo Xinghe kill Luo Wenxuan.

He did not violate the oath sworn to heaven, and even though Luo Wenxuan died in the end, heaven did not punish him for it.

He didn't know how these gods managed to take advantage of the loopholes in the laws of nature, but from what Odin said, these gods were almost too lazy to even breed maggots.

"They are so lazy, will they still help us?" Tang Yunfeng felt confused.

Odin continued, "I was just about to say this. There is an old Chinese saying, 'Born in adversity, die in comfort.' Doing nothing breeds laziness, but in fact, they all yearn for something that can awaken their passion."

The gods have seen too many things. They have witnessed the drying up of the seas and the crumbling of the rocks, the vicissitudes of life, the coming and going of dynasties, and the rise and fall of nations.

Time will erase everything, including their freshness about things.

Liu Jinan looked at Odin and couldn't help asking, "Will eternal life be torture for gods?"

Odin was slightly stunned, obviously not expecting Liu Jinan's question to be so sharp.

He pointed at himself: "For me, no."

“Life is like a song. Whether the song is long or short, it is worth listening to.”

"I like listening to music, singing, flowers and plants, and writing and drawing."

Odin chuckled and said, "Eternal life is my reward. I cherish every second of my time."

Liu Jinan finally understood why Western mythology loves elves.

Because they are unrestrained, free, always romantic and always enthusiastic.

"By the way, Odin," Liu Jinan asked, "you said that gods long to be ignited with passion, so what kind of things can ignite the passion of gods?"

Gods are knowledgeable and experienced, so why would they go crazy?

Odin actually didn't know the answer to this question.

He glanced at Liu Jinan and the others, smiling: "Let me tell you a secret. Even the omniscient and omnipotent gods would envy the mortals."

Liu Jinan asked: "What do you mean?"

Odin thought for a moment and said, "I don't know what the gods would like, but there must be something good about the human world that would attract the gods with long life spans."

Liu Jinan thought thoughtfully, "Could it be the games we usually play, the books we read, or even the movies and TV series we watch?"

Odin shrugged: "You have to find the answer yourself."

"If the spiritual world was not extremely scarce, how could so many gods support the birth of the Judgment Hall?" Odin said, "You have also experienced the daily judgment. It's boring, right?"

“But it is the greatest hope of many gods every day.”