Pokémon: I Became a Mew

Author: I would like to remind you not to eat while reading this chapter. (???????)

After leaving the Secret Realm of the Initial Forest, Huanhuan entered an unknown secret realm. This was a small secret realm he encountered on the way. Huanhuan felt that the connection between that thing and himself could not be severed for a while, so it would be better to go to this small secret realm to see what fun there was.

At this time, Menghuan was staring at a dark-looking man.

Menghuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the person in front of him. For some reason, he felt a sense of familiarity and disgust. Thinking carefully, he had never seen this person before.

The man stared at Menghuan with wide eyes, his face full of curiosity. He had never seen such an elf before, it was pink, looked like a kitten, and could float in the sky.

Menghuan searched his memory for a long time, and finally, he remembered that if his memory was correct, this person should be Gou Hao. Menghuan's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a smile that he thought was very "evil". (Author: Actually, it looks very cute to others) and then disappeared in a flash.

Gou Hao was a little confused: Where is the elf? How come it disappeared in such a flash?

Dream used teleportation and moved to a fruit tree with many blue oranges and an Arbok coiled on it. Dream saw Arbok staring at her with fierce eyes, as if to say, "If you dare to pick my fruit, I will fight you."

Dreamy didn't bother to deal with Arbok and released his own pressure directly. Arbok trembled directly when he felt the pressure. Dreamy picked a blue orange, then took out two grams of top-grade laxative powder and used his life force to let the blue orange absorb the laxative powder.

Dream looked at the blue orange in his claws and laughed. Back then, one gram of laxative powder could turn Victini into a squirting little prince, squirting until the sky was dark. Now, two grams...???

Menghuan used teleportation again and moved to the vicinity of Gouhao. Holding Lanju in his two paws, he walked in front of Gouhao and looked at him with an innocent look.

Gou Hao saw the elf suddenly come back and looked at his elf with an innocent face. He subconsciously took the blue orange and prepared to reach out to touch Menghuan.

As soon as Huanhuan saw Gouhao's move, she immediately moved away. If Gouhao touched her, she would probably feel disgusted by the place that was touched for the rest of her life.

Seeing Menghuan evade, Gouhao felt a little sorry, but looking at the blue tangerine in his hand, he thought: It seems that he is very charming, even strange elves come to give him gifts. So he ate the blue tangerine in his hand very proudly, well, it's really sweet.

When Menghuan saw Gouhao eating the blue orange, his mouth couldn't help but curl up. Then he thought of something and teleported out of the small island to watch the show.

Gouhao was still eating the blue orange with gusto. When he finished eating the blue orange, his stomach started to rumble for some reason. Gouhao's face turned pale. He wanted to find a place to solve it, but his butt didn't want to give him this opportunity. With a "bang", shit-yellow gas floated out from behind Gouhao, and the shit-yellow sticky liquid slid down Gouhao's pants and fell to the ground.

When Gou Hao first smelled the gas, he felt his stomach churning (author: even if he didn't smell it, his stomach was churning). With a "vomit" sound, Gou Hao began to vomit. At this moment, Gou Hao's actions perfectly illustrated what vomiting and diarrhea meant.

On the other side of the island, Xiaozhi has helped Serena, who sprained her ankle, up and is preparing to rush to the place where Professor Oak asked them to gather.

Professor Oak is teaching Pokémon knowledge to many children in the forest.

What they don’t know is that they are about to face a “life and death” test.

The shit-yellow gas spread rapidly, and soon covered the entire island and showed a tendency to cover the entire secret realm. Menghuan saw that something was wrong and hurriedly left the secret realm.

In this secret realm, Xiaozhi and Serena were walking together, and suddenly they saw a yellow gas floating towards them. Before they could react, the gas covered the whole place. Xiaozhi and Serena vomited at the pungent smell, thinking at the same time: What is this? It stinks so bad. It smells like a pair of socks that haven't been washed for a year and have been fermented in a shit pot for half a year at high temperature.

Serena cried out "Wow" at this time, but she quickly covered her mouth for fear that the gas would drift into her mouth. However, because she had just vomited and her hands were stained with vomit, Serena felt unwell at the moment and looked at Xiaozhi helplessly.

Xiaozhi couldn't vomit anymore at this moment. He looked at Serena's helpless eyes, a trace of struggle flashed in his eyes, and then he reluctantly pulled up the corner of his clothes to wipe the vomit off Serena's hands. After wiping, Xiaozhi looked at the thing on the corner of his clothes and vomited again...

Over at Professor Oak's side, a group of children were vomiting, and soon the ground was covered with vomit. However, Professor Oak looked better, after all, he had been concerned about the stench when he was studying the stinky slime and the stinky slime.

At this moment, Gou Hao was lying unconscious in a pool of shit-yellow water.

The culprit, Menghuan, had already escaped from this stinking secret place.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for tricking Gou Hao and getting 5000 points]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for tricking Oki Yukinari and obtaining 5000 points]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for tricking Xiaozhi and getting 5000 points]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for tricking Serena and getting 5000 points]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for tricking Li Ergou and getting 5000 points]

【Ding~Congratulations to the host for tricking...