Pokémon: I Became a Mew

[Mission: Bite Arceus's Tail Mission Level S Mission Description: Literally. Completion reward: 1000 mall points, 3 gold treasure chests]

Zhang Huan: I’m having a hard time. Why do I have such a system?

"System, what are mall points? What's the use of them?"

[Opening the system mall. Ding, opened successfully. ]

A virtual high-tech panel appeared in Zhang Huan's mind, with a dazzling array of props on it that dazzled the Pokémon. Zhang Huan looked at it and felt bad for the whole Pokémon. The lowest-level Moltres feathers and Zapdos feathers were all over 20000. The highest-level ones, such as Psychic Element and Water Element, were directly over billion.

"System, you are not doing this on purpose. I think you just don't want me to get anything from you, right? Ha, you scumbag system."

【??? When did I become a scumbag? My prices are absolutely cheap. Also, do you know that the products produced by the system must be high-quality?】

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is right, and I can't hit you." "By the way, how can we bite Arceus' tail?" Zhang Xianghuan's head felt a little swollen.

[I suggest the host to act cute. After all, who doesn’t like the host? (☆_☆)]

"Go away. I will never act cute even if I die."

"Brother, what are you daydreaming about? Let me give you a name!" "Well... should I call you Xiaofen, or Xiaofen, or Xiaofen?" Arceus said.

"I don't want to call you such a sissy name like Xiaofen. If you call me that again, I will bite you."

"Come and bite me if you dare. Come on! Hehehe."

Hearing this, Zhang Huan's eyes instantly glowed green, causing Arceus to break out in a cold sweat. "What... do you want to do? I... I'm warning you, you can't beat me, don't be stupid!"

Zhang Huan looked at Arceus' nervous expression and burst out laughing. "You are so funny, my dear brother. I just want to try what it feels like to bite your tail. What do you think I want to do →_→"

"I think you should know what your brother's great love is!!! Take my 30% powerful Sanction Light!" Arceus said as a ball of energy condensed from his mouth, then burst out, turning into countless streams of light and smashing towards Zhang Huan. Zhang Huan's pupils shrank instantly. "Fuck... Fuck, this is for real! I can't afford to play!" At this moment, Zhang Huan had only one thought, which was to escape, but his body had long been stiff and numb from fear, and he couldn't run away. Zhang Huan had no choice but to close his eyes and wait for the attack to come. "Oh, I'm going to die again."

After a long time, Zhang Huan still didn't wait for the attack to come. He opened his eyes in confusion and tilted his head subconsciously. Arceus was instantly touched by this scene. "Let's see if you dare to play tricks on me in the future. Since you are so cute, I will let you take a bite of my tail. Remember, only one bite." After saying that, Arceus slowly stretched out his tail.

Zhang Huan looked at the white tail and felt it was a little difficult to eat, but when he remembered the mission reward, he finally ate it.

Arceus instantly felt a tingling sensation sweeping over his entire body, his entire sheep... no, it was his entire camel... it still seemed wrong, whatever. The entire alpaca went limp and thought: What is this feeling, weird, and a little comfortable. Ah!!! Why do I feel this way!