Genshin Impact: Hello! Traveler

(The progress is subject to the plot description in this article. The brain is stored here and is non-toxic and safe to eat.)

"Traveler, I can't fly anymore, I'm so tired~"

In the vast desert Gobi, a blond boy accompanied his "white-haired elf" walking in this lifeless desert full of yellow sand.

"Would you like a drink of water? If not, you can hide in the pot and rest for a while."

The boy was wearing a sand-proof suit and took out a bottle of water from his backpack.

"I don't want to hide away and be lazy while you are traveling. After all, I am the best guide in all of Teyvat. How can I let the guide rest while the tourists get tired?"

After drinking a sip of water, the floating creature seemed to regain its vitality and continued to float around the boy.

Needless to say, this group has already gained a great reputation in the four countries.

Traveler - Empty

White floating spirit——Paimon (You are the floating spirit!)

"Paimon, I remember that it was more convenient to travel from Liyue to Fontaine on the map. Many Fontaine merchants came to Liyue Port by boat. Why do we have to cross the desert to come to Fontaine?" Kong looked at Paimon with some confusion.

"Uh, damn it, Traveler, what's that look on your face, are you questioning Teyvat's best guide?!"

Paimon was so angry that the void stomped his feet and looked at the void with dissatisfaction.

"The line segment between two points is the shortest. Xumi and Fontaine are so close. Besides, the harsh climate of the desert will test you even more. Do you understand my good intentions?"

Paimon puffed up his cheeks, folded his arms, faced the wind, and said unhappily.

"...Don't be angry, be careful of sand getting in your mouth—"

"Ahem, ahem—traveler, water!"

"There's really nothing I can do about you."

——I don’t know how long I walked——

"Water! No, it's the sea. Such a big sea!"

"Traveler, that's Fontaine!"

Standing on the yellow land, Kong took off his sand-proof suit and looked out at the magnificent buildings in the distance.

"Is this city built on the sea?" Looking at the huge waterfalls that dropped thousands of feet, the traveler was a little confused.

The height difference is outrageous.

But then I thought this was Teyvat, and it made sense.

After all, common sense should not be brought too much into the harmless world that I once visited with my sister.

"The country of Fontaine has a symbol that is clearly different from the other six countries. That is judgment. Hey, traveler, don't be anxious. I haven't finished yet!!!"

The traveler opened his wings of wind and flew out immediately, and Paimon had no choice but to follow him.

at the same time.

At the cruise ship station closest to the travelers, a "girl" had been waiting for a long time.

"Be prepared. As a country known for its elegance and art, we should give that famous traveler a welcoming ceremony."

Standing on the highest platform, Funina arranged her men to prepare for the event.

Chen Che's strange-colored pupils seemed to penetrate time and space. He saw the traveler flying in the sky from afar, and the corners of his mouth kept rising.

(Now the charges are here, the trial is here, the fun is here. I have been thinking for a long time about how to let him be judged by me legitimately.)

——Scene dividing line——

"Traveler, don't use the wind element to speed up. If you were in Mondstadt, your pilot's license would have been revoked!"

Landing steadily on the platform that was no longer yellow, the traveler looked around curiously.

Perhaps it was because I used the Wind Wings, which were not widely used outside Mond, and people around me were looking at me.

But what the hell are they saying.

Have you broken the law?

Huh? ? “(o Д o*)

"welcome--"

A round of applause broke out, and a pair of people wearing Fontaine ceremonial robes ran out from each of the two roads beside the waterway in front of the traveler.

Perform the highest etiquette of Fontaine, with a straight posture and facing the other person.

And the source of the applause was the god of the country.

"Nice to meet you, traveler from a foreign country. I am the god of this country - Fukaros. I allow you to call me Lady Funinna."

"I have heard about your great deeds in Shikoku for a long time. In recent years, you have been the headline of the Steambird Newspaper."

“Work with the Knights of Favonius to quell the dragon disaster, help Liyue suppress the former demon god, quell the Inazuma civil strife and lift the isolation order, promote peace in the Sumeru Forest and the desert, and rectify the Order of the Church…”

"Now that I've seen it with my own eyes, it's true that your reputation is well-deserved. You're handsome, capable, and have a good background. You're worthy of being the most popular man among the women in Teyvat! If I weren't a god, I would probably fall in love with you right away~"

"How about it? Seeing the gods of a country come to personally welcome you at the beginning, don't you feel excited?"

Listening to the god standing high up speaking in an exaggerated tone, Paimon couldn't help it.

"Traveler, why does this god speak so strangely? He has so many emotions, as if he is acting. And he keeps emphasizing that he is a god... Shouldn't a god not care about his identity?"

Paimon flew to the traveler's ear and said while looking at Furninna in confusion.

"I don't know. Maybe it's the unique personality of the gods. Nashida's metaphor, Zhongli's professionalism, Ying's contrast, and Venti's slacking off." Kong thought for a moment and answered.

"That makes sense." Paimon nodded in agreement.

"Then what do you think of this god named Furninha..."

"I said, don't whisper under my nose! (It's so embarrassing)"

Furninna pointed at the two people below arrogantly.

"You travelers from foreign countries, do you know what crime you committed when you set foot on this land?"

"?" Kong and Paimon looked at each other.

"Don't look at me, I don't know either." Paimon said quickly.

"No flying objects are allowed within the city of Fontaine during the first three days of each month."

Finina looked at the two confused people with sparkling eyes, seemingly with some pride.

"what?"