Time Travel: A Villain's Self-cultivation

(Friendly reminder: Please do not watch this chapter while eating. Do not imitate professional movements. Any similarities are purely coincidental.)

The next day…

As the sun rose slightly, a strange skinny man broke into Blue Bay, the richest villa area in Magic City.

The green ghost moved as fast as the wind, overcoming all kinds of obstacles with his agile figure, and easily avoided the patrolling security guards.

This scene made everyone in the Blue Bay Security Monitoring Room applaud.

"This old man who is as skinny as a monkey is really amazing. He wakes up early in the morning to practice parkour."

"Oh, it turns out that an old man is always a old man. This is the first time I see an old man who is so good at parkour." A fat security guard said enviously while touching his round belly.

"Who said it wasn't true? This old man is really amazing!"

"Yes, which building is this powerful man from? I must ask him for advice next time!"

"Uh……"

As soon as these words came out, the monitoring room suddenly became quiet...

Yup!

Which owner is this?

They have all been rigorously trained, there is no way they would not remember the owner, right?

"This old man just climbed over the wall to get in..." Just then a security guard on night shift said this awkwardly.

"What the hell! Thief?"

Everyone was shocked, and then they all questioned the security guard: "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

"That's what I wanted to say..."

"But you all watched so seriously, and just when I wanted to say a word, you told me to shut up..."

The young security guard explained somewhat aggrievedly that he was a new security guard and normally had no status at all, let alone in such a crowded occasion.

Everyone felt that they were in the wrong and did not continue to argue with the young security guard. Instead, they became more curious about this old man.

"This is outrageous. In this day and age, there are still people who dare to steal things in Blue Bay?"

“I wonder if every blade of grass and every tree in Blue Bay is monitored, except for the owner’s home?”

The person who said this was the security captain. In his more than ten years of working there, he had never seen anyone dare to steal anything in Blue Bay.

Because every blade of grass and every tree is under surveillance is not an exaggeration, but a statement.

Even every surveillance camera is equipped with infrared low-light and thermal imaging technology.

The safety of every owner is protected 360 degrees without blind spots. Of course, the property fee is a bit expensive.

"Everyone, keep an eye on that old man. If this matter gets out, we will all be fired!" The security captain pointed at the green ghost on the screen and shouted angrily.

As soon as these words were spoken, the monitoring room, which had been lively just a moment ago, suddenly became tense.

…………

As for the Green Ghost, he was hiding outside the wall of a luxurious villa at this time.

"This should be it..." Qing Gui looked at the villa in front of him and nodded thoughtfully.

As a Grandmaster, Qing Gui has his own pride.

My movements along the way were strange and unpredictable! Unless this place was full of surveillance cameras, there was no way I would be discovered!

"Hey, old man!"

"Are you here to poop too?"

Just when Qing Gui was secretly feeling proud of himself, he was startled by a voice suddenly coming from behind him.

Looking back, I found that there was a rabbit squatting on the ground and pooping in the grass.

The rabbit was half squatting in a human-like manner and looking at him with a friendly smile.

"What kind of monster is this!!!"

After seeing this strange scene, Qing Gui got goose bumps all over his body. He took a big step back and looked at the rabbit with horror.

"Oh? Not here to poop?"

The myna looked at the other party's reaction and scratched his little head in frustration.

Ever since I was caught by my owner after taking a shit in the villa last time, I was beaten for three days and three nights.

Before Ye Hao left, he warned it that if it happened again, he would make it into a spicy rabbit head.

This immediately made the starling behave itself and it no longer dared to poop in the villa.

So I went outside the villa wall instead of looking for a place close to me.

What a coincidence, as soon as I squatted down today, I saw an old man running towards me stealthily.

Originally, the starling thought that the other person was a poor guy like himself who secretly ran outside to poop.

But looking at the current appearance...

"Monster! An absolute monster!" Qing Gui covered his chest with his hands. He had never been so shocked in his life.

No wonder the old Dragon King told everyone coming to China to be careful, there really is a reason for it.

Myna didn't care about the shocked Green Ghost at this time. When he heard the other party calling him a monster, his whole face turned green.

"Since you're not here to poop... then you're here to eat shit!!!"

After saying that, the starling made a precise shot with lightning speed.

At this time, the green ghost was shouting "monster" loudly, and suddenly he found that something seemed to be stuck in his throat.

Suddenly, Qing Gui felt dizzy and wished he had jumped off the Naihe Bridge in his previous life rather than be reborn as this broken fetus.

"Ugh~ ugh!"

"You rabbit demon, I'm going to kill you!!!"

The green ghost was furious! He wiped his mouth vigorously and rushed towards the starling with both fists.

Seeing this, the starling quickly stood up, turned around and ran away.

It’s not that I can’t fight, but it’s too embarrassing to fight now... If I ejaculate, it will be difficult to explain to my master...

however……

The number of golden grenades thrown by Starling just now was really too many.

The Green Ghost stepped on a landmine just as he took a step forward. His feet slipped, and his hands were in the inertia state of punching. As expected, he fell flat on his face.

The fallen green ghost's face landed right where the starling had just squatted...

Suddenly...

Qing Gui felt that his face had sunk into a bottomless abyss...

The green ghost tried desperately to raise his head, but happened to bump into the starling which stood up and turned around.

Because of the height difference, Qinggui's face is in a very awkward position...

But what was even more embarrassing was that Qinggui's old problem came back at this time...

The starling only felt an itch in his anus, and his entire life became unclean...

But the strong feeling made the constipated starling suddenly...

An ancient poem says: The waterfall plunges three thousand feet! ! ! !

And Qing Gui suddenly felt a...

I just opened my mouth wide to vomit...

Lu Xun once said: The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the distance between a warm face and a cold butt.

"Ha~ It feels comfortable~" The starling's rabbit face was now full of a relaxed expression.

She even wiggled her butt very cleverly...

This scene shocked a security guard who had just arrived here...

"Lao Li! Lao Li! Aren't you here? What's the situation with the thief now?!"

The security guard named Lao Li stood there in a daze with the walkie-talkie and law enforcement recorder in his hands.

Looking at everything in front of me, I don’t know where to start…

"Captain...Captain...I don't know how to tell you..."

"Huh? Something happened?" the captain on the other end of the walkie-talkie asked nervously.

"Nothing happened...but...this old man seems to be a pervert..."

“He’s…he’s…he’s…” Old Li really didn’t know how to describe it when he said this.

At this time, Qing Gui finally came to his senses and no longer cared whether it was a rabbit or not.

Mouth full of fertilizer...

It made him want to chop off his own head.

Qing Gui quickly climbed over the wall and entered the villa, just wanting to find a bathroom as soon as possible to wash himself.

The only rabbit left there was Starling, who was still not satisfied.

When the green ghost landed on the ground, he looked up and found Xiu Gou with dead fish eyes looking at him with confusion.

"Dead dog! Get out of my way!" When Qing Gui saw that it was a puppy, he punched it directly.

"Boom!"

The green ghost flew backwards and lay on the wall with his limbs spread out, dying.

Xiu Gou just shook his body, wagged his tail, and lay back in his three-story doghouse made of 24k pure gold.