Time Travel: A Villain's Self-cultivation

Seeing Young Master Ye showing off his affection in such a domineering way, everyone is envious.

(Yao Bai: Damn! You’re mad! You deserve to die, you fucking bastard! This is more painful than if you fucking killed me! Aa ...

Ma Bao was also extremely envious, even though the seemingly well-behaved girl in front of him had just kicked him.

But how could he be so petty in front of his beloved wife, not to mention that this brother had done him a favor.

He looked at Nangong Baixuan in Ye Hao's arms, and then at Tang Yingying who was standing silently beside him.

Ma Bao felt confident that his three years of management would definitely make his lovely wife so well-behaved and obedient.

Ma Bao looked down at the wine bottle in his hand, and it clearly read Eau de Vie 96°!

After taking this gulp, even though General Long had killed countless enemies on the battlefield and his enemies were terrified by his voice, he could hardly hold on.

Looking at Ye Haoyun standing aside, he seemed calm and composed, without any discomfort on his face.

I couldn't help but admire this little brother a little more.

"I'm determined to make friends with this little brother! He suits my taste!"

But just as Ma Bao finished his sigh, he saw Ye Hao bring up two more bottles of Water of Life.

"Brother Ma, we hit it off right away. How about we become sworn brothers?"

Looking at Ye Hao who had already opened the wine lid, Ma Bao had some thoughts of backing off, but he couldn't lose face in front of his wife.

What's more, this little brother is really to his liking!

As everyone knows, men are more likely to show off outside!

So Ma Bao also picked up another bottle of water of life on the table and opened it.

"Okay! I, Ma Bao, don't have many brothers in my life, and you are one of them!"

"I'm Ma Bao!"

"I'm Ye Liangchen!"

"From this moment on, we are brothers. We don't ask to be born on the same day, but we ask to die on the same day (Aba Aba Aba Aba)!"

After that, the two of them drank the liquor in the bottle.

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!"

"Big Brother!!"

"Second brother!!"

[Tmd, you are so stupid, are you worthy of being my big brother?]

[Died on the same day of the same month of the same year? Did you drink too much? Didn’t you hear the Aba Aba Aba Aba when I said it?]

[Do you really think I'm blowing the water of life into the bottle like you, a fool?]

[You didn't expect that I was drinking water!]

"Pfft!"

Nangong Baixuan, who was drinking water, was instantly amused by Ye Hao's inner voice.

A mouthful of water sprayed all over Ma Bao's face.

"I'm sorry, brother, I choked..." Nangong Baixuan cooperated with Ye Hao and said embarrassedly.

Ma Bao waved his hand generously: "It's okay, it's okay, we are all family."

Tang Yingying, who was standing by, blushed and didn't know whether to laugh or not.

Ma Bao saw that Tang Yingying’s face looked strange and was about to step forward to comfort her when he suddenly felt his stomach churning.

'Oh no! This wine is too strong!'

Ma Bao's face turned pale instantly, and his stomach felt an intense burning sensation.

There is also a feeling that it is about to erupt at any time, just like Mount Fuji that has been held back for a hundred years.

It has reached the limit of endurance, as if it will erupt in an earth-shattering manner in the next moment.

"Second brother, Yingying, I need to go to the bathroom..."

Ma Bao's face had turned pale, and his voice was trembling.

Without waiting for anyone to reply, he rushed to the bathroom.

"Hold on! Hold on! If I, the great Dragon Marshal, can't even hold the door, how can I face the soldiers from the Western Regions!"

Ye Hao looked at Ma Bao's departing back with a teasing look on his face.

I put all the super laxative given to me by the system into the wine that Ma Bao drank.

As the saying goes, what is taken from the people should be returned to the people...

At this moment, Ma Bao no longer cared about his image, the feeling of eruption became stronger and stronger.

I covered my butt with my hands and ran to the bathroom

I ran all the way to the bathroom, and just as I was about to rush in, a sturdy arm stopped me.

Ma Bao looked up with some doubt.

Didn't see...

Look up again

Still haven’t seen…

I stood on tiptoe and looked up, only to see a burly man in work clothes blocking my way.

This sturdy man has red hair, is tall and strong, has a fierce face, and has a sexy goatee.

"It's under maintenance, you can't enter..."

Ma Bao was almost unable to hold it in anymore at this point, so why would he care about this?

"Brother, I can't hold it anymore, let me in." Ma Bao had no intention of using force at this moment, so he quickly explained politely.

"You can't hold it in, not me. How can you be so grown up and still not be able to hold the door?"

Ah Fu retorted angrily, the young master had personally instructed that no one was allowed to enter this toilet tonight.

If a person comes, stop him; if a dog comes, kick it away; even if it is a fly, break its wings and step on it to death.

"Brother, I really can't hold it in anymore!" Ma Bao felt a headache when he saw such a dedicated laborer.

"I said they're doing maintenance inside, so you can't go in. You have to go up outside. It's only a few steps away."

Hearing what Ah Fu said, Ma Bao's face darkened. If he could go now, he would not be here talking to you for so long.

"I'm sorry, brother!"

Ma Bao's face turned dark, he clenched his hips, and punched hard, hitting Ah Fu's lower abdomen.

It’s not that Ma Bao didn’t want to hit the opponent in the face, it’s just that he couldn’t reach it.

When Ah Fu saw that the other party dared to take action, he was immediately happy.

I haven't moved for a long time since I last broke through the realm, and my hands have been itching for a long time.

Ma Bao's punch was a full-strength attack from a mid-stage grandmaster, which showed how anxious he was about the toilet.

However, under the influence of the water of life and the super laxative, the actual damage inflicted was only in the late stage of the innate realm.

And Ah Fu had already entered the late stage of innateness with the help of Ye Hao.

In addition, Ah Fu is already a very basic fighter, and he also has a special buff that enhances his combat power.

In Ye Hao's eyes, Ah Fu at this moment was invincible in the same level, but fighting across levels was still quite difficult for Ah Fu.

But the power of Super Laxative lies in the fact that it is a system product, and system products must be high-quality.

The super laxative caused Ma Bao to temporarily fall from a mid-stage grandmaster warrior to a late-stage innate warrior.

"Dare you take action?"

"very good!"

"My name is Black Tiger Afu, prepare to die!"

Originally, Ma Bao thought that the other party was just an ordinary man with a tall and strong figure, but he didn't expect that the other party turned out to be a warrior when he made a move.

"The cat turns, the antelope leaps, the head smashes the walnut, the sickle sweeps the ground, and the elephant kicks!"

Just as Ma Bao's punch was about to hit Ah Fu, Ah Fu turned around nimbly and dodged it.

Then he gathered strength with his legs and jumped high, using inertia to smash his head hard onto Ma Bao's forehead.

A "bang"

Ma Bao only felt a terrible headache and his brain was dizzy.

At the same time, he was furious in his heart: "A mere late-stage Xiantian warrior actually dared to attack him.

If I wasn't in the right state, I could kill the big fool in front of me with one hand.'

It's a pity that there is no if...

What’s more, Ah Fu didn’t stop, and he immediately kicked Ma Bao down with a sweeping kick.

Ma Bao, whose body was still falling downwards, was hit hard by Ah Fu's elephant kick.

This kick goes straight into the lower abdomen

Another "bang"

Ma Bao flew out like a cannonball, shattering the glass of the bar and flying onto the street.

As luck would have it, the broken glass tore Ma Bao's white suit pants.

Everyone saw a half-naked man falling from the sky, accompanied by golden booster fuel.

This scene stunned everyone on the street, and those who were nearby cursed in fear.

Those who were far away quickly took out their phones and turned on a certain audio…

And a little boy on the street took his mother's hand and shouted: "Mom, Mom, look!"

"There really is a Super Poop Man! He can fly!"

"You also said that the guy last time was a pervert."

The child's mother looked at the flying man falling from the sky and fell into deep thought...