Naruto hodgepodge

The 62nd year of Konoha arrived, and Naruto, who had been away for a year, came back. As the fine clone relieved the fatigue squeezed for too long, Naruto soon became sick from exhaustion and lay down for three days.

On a bright spring day in Konoha Ninja Village, Class 301 of Ninja School welcomed the important moment of their graduation. The whole class was filled with a tense and excited atmosphere, and the students were looking forward to being assigned to their favorite team and fighting side by side with experienced jonin.

Xiao Li, the protagonist known for his hard work, stood in the crowd with a determined light in his eyes. He said to himself countless times: "Teacher Might Guy, I must become your disciple!" Finally, when the graduation assignment list was announced, Xiao Li heard that his name was closely linked to "Might Guy Class 3". He was so excited that he almost jumped up, and hurried to Might Guy and bowed deeply: "Teacher, thank you! I will definitely work harder and live up to your expectations!"

Upon seeing this, Might Guy laughed heartily and patted Xiao Li on the shoulder: "Haha, Xiao Li, I knew you could do it! Remember, youth means never giving up, let's burn together!"

On the other hand, Kakashi, the famous "copy ninja", encountered a small episode in his career due to a series of complicated "accidents". It turned out that in order to redeem Kakashi, Might Guy teamed up with Asuma Sarutobi, Kurenai Yuhi, and Anko Mitarashi, who had become good friends of the jonin, to put pressure on the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen and made a request - hoping that the Third Hokage would consider letting Kakashi temporarily unload the Anbu mission walking in the dark, let him walk towards the light, and become a mentor to guide young ninjas.

After hearing this, the Third Hokage was embarrassed but was also moved by the deep friendship between colleagues. He finally decided to respect everyone's opinions and gave Kakashi a "long vacation", but at the same time he also made a little joke: "Kakashi, since you are so popular, why don't you go back to the Ninja School and take care of those little guys who are not ready yet."

Kakashi, who was good at following ninja orders, accepted the decision, but he had already planned to eliminate the assigned students. After the graduation ceremony, when asked about the situation of this year's Class 7, he pretended to be regretful and said: "It's a pity. This year's Class 7 seems to need more training. I believe that returning to the Ninja School for another year of further study would be a better choice for them." After that, he calmly gave the three students who were about to become "extras" a cold look and told them: "You are unlucky to meet me. You are not qualified to be my students."

Although the three students were a little disappointed, they quickly cheered up with the encouragement of the class deputy instructor, Mr. Shuimu. One of them even said loudly: "Mr. Shuimu, we won't let you down! This time next year, we will definitely graduate with the best results!"

As the sun sets, the day at the Ninja School comes to a successful conclusion. Lee and his new teammates set off on a new journey with great anticipation, and Kakashi, watched by everyone, embarks on the path of returning to his family and self-improvement. The ninja world of Konoha is more vibrant and hopeful because of the growth of these young people and the protection of the older generation.

The first rays of sunlight in the morning penetrated the mist and illuminated the Konoha Ninja Village. Xiao Li stood in front of his house in high spirits, wearing a well-cut modern style new suit, straight and handsome, which was very different from the image of the training suit in the past, and was particularly eye-catching. This suit not only showed his growth and transformation, but also revealed a hint of confidence and determination to embark on a new journey.

"Today, I will meet the challenge with a brand new look!" Xiao Li vowed in his heart, with a gleam of anticipation in his eyes. Because of Naruto, Xiao Li and Kai put on the latest special combat suits developed by Konoha's factory. This suit is not only the crystallization of technology, but also an innovation in the ninja world, which can realize the transition between combat and non-combat status in an instant.

As Lee entered the training ground, Might Guy had been waiting there for a long time, also dressed in a trendy outfit, which was eye-catching. Might Guy was wearing a customized sports casual outfit, which not only retained the flexibility and comfort required as a physical ninja, but also had a sense of fashion, forming a unique "trendy combination" with Lee's suit.

"Hey, Xiao Li, you look so handsome in this suit! It seems that our master and disciple will become the most handsome guys in Konoha today!" Might Guy joked, his eyes full of approval.

Xiao Li smiled and responded: "Of course, this is tailor-made for ninjas like us who often need to quickly enter combat status."

As he spoke, Xiao Li gently pressed the hidden button on the inside of his suit. There was a slight mechanical sound, and his body was instantly wrapped in a layer of tight green combat suit, which fit him perfectly from head to toe, turning him back into his original green melon skin appearance.

Seeing this, Might Guy was not to be outdone, and also started the process of changing into his combat uniform. A set of powerful green melon-skin clothes instantly covered his entire body. The two of them stood together, looking imposing, as if they were ready to charge into battle at any time.

"Okay! Today, let us, the first 'trendy duo' of Konoha, use our strength to prove to everyone that fashion and strength can coexist!" Might Guy announced loudly, and he smiled at Rock Lee, and they stepped into the challenge of a new day hand in hand, starting with running 100 laps around Konoha.

At noon, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, the flowers were fragrant, and even the air was filled with a peaceful atmosphere. Just then, a little girl wearing a bright red hat and a puffy skirt skipped through the alleys of the village, like a character from a fairy tale. However, the good times didn't last long, as three "super hooligans" wearing exaggerated masks and colorful tights suddenly appeared, calling themselves the "Rainbow Trio" and saying they were here to arrest the "debtor" Little Red Riding Hood.

Little Red Riding Hood was so frightened that her face turned pale. Her legs trembled like a little rabbit and she ran while shouting, "Help! I didn't mean to forget to pay for the lollipop!" As a result, she was tripped by an innocent little stone on the side of the road and fell on her back with her hat flying off.

"Haha, let's see where you can run!" The Rainbow Trio surrounded them triumphantly. The purple-dressed "Purple Eggplant" said with a strange smile: "Little girl, hand over the money quickly, or..."

"What else?" A loud voice came from the sky, interrupting Purple Eggplant's threat. Xiao Li, who had just finished the "handstand morning run" training with Teacher Might Guy and was about to find two teammates, was sweating but energetic, and was slowly approaching in an extraordinary posture - handstand walking. Little Red Riding Hood looked up, and her eyes suddenly flashed with hope, as if she had seen a savior.

"Oh, who are you?" the "Smurf" in blue clothes teased.

Xiao Li landed steadily and struck a pose that he thought was super cool. Although he was sweating profusely, his eyes were firm. "Humph, you guys who don't know your place, listen carefully. I am the justice messenger of Konoha Village, known as the 'Invincible Little Tornado Lee', oh no, the 'Hard-working Genius' Rock Lee! Today, let me teach you a lesson - bullying the weak is wrong!"

"Haha, you said you are Rock Lee? Then I am still Uzumaki Naruto!" The "Grey Wolf" in gray clothes disagreed.

Xiao Li corrected him seriously: "Please respect my identity. Although I am not a celebrity, my efforts and perseverance are well known. And, do you know? My fists are the 'Youth Invincible Fists' certified by Might Guy himself!"

Seeing that the three people were unmoved, Xiao Li took a deep breath and decided to prove everything with his actions. He stomped his feet hard, the ground shook slightly, and then... he began to dance his own "dance of hard work", shouting slogans while dancing: "One, two, three, work hard! Four, five, six, don't give up!" The scene was awkward and funny for a while, and even Little Red Riding Hood covered her mouth at a loss.

When the gangsters heard what Xiao Li said, their faces suddenly darkened, like three angry fighting cocks, and they surrounded him even tighter.

"Hey, kid, you'd better think carefully before you say that!" The gangster in purple clothes named "Purple Eggplant" glared at Xiao Li fiercely, as if he could scare him away with his eyes.

"That's right, who do you think you are? How dare you meddle in the affairs of our 'Rainbow Trio'!" The "Smurf" in blue clothes was not willing to be outdone, and there was a hint of provocation in his voice.

The grey-clothed “Grey Wolf” had a look of disdain on his face: “Humph, these days, anyone can dare to act like a hero. Boy, you’ll soon learn how serious the consequences are of interfering in our affairs.”

Facing the threats from the gangsters, Xiao Li did not flinch, but instead raised a confident smile. He shook his head slightly, as if he was watching an insignificant farce.

"It seems that you have not realized your mistake yet. In this village, no one should bully the weak. And as a member of Konoha Village, I have the responsibility and obligation to stand up and protect everyone." Xiao Li's words were firm and powerful, and every word was loud and clear.

"Since you are unwilling to solve the problem peacefully, I have no choice but to use force to make you understand this truth." Xiao Li said as he slowly got into position, emitting an aura that should not be underestimated.

The hooligans were a little flustered when they saw this, but they still said toughly: "Hmph, stop pretending here! Let us teach you a lesson!"

However, Xiao Li's actions were faster than their words. He flashed and rushed towards the gangsters like a whirlwind. At this critical moment, Xiao Li's keen observation allowed him to avoid the "shit crisis" in time, but he accidentally staged a hilarious "underwear shock". With Xiao Li's clever turn, he not only did not step on the "landmine", but also avoided the embarrassment of stepping on the air with an almost acrobatic move, although he eventually fell at the feet of the gangsters in a not very elegant posture.

In this series of emergencies, Xiao Li's hands seemed to have their own consciousness, tightly grasping a corner of the fabric, while the unfortunate Purple Eggplant, in full view of the crowd, experienced an "instant coolness". The laughter of passers-by was like a summer thunderstorm, coming suddenly and fiercely, making Purple Eggplant feel ashamed and angry. He could only cover his "vital parts" and cried out in a crying voice: "Brother, my pants fell off!"

Faced with this sudden change, Big Bad Wolf tried hard to hold back his laughter and said in a fierce voice: "You kid, remember this!" Then he pulled his other two companions and fled in a panic amid laughter, as if even their running speed was a few points faster than usual.

Xiao Li jumped up from the ground. Although he looked a little embarrassed, his eyes still flashed with wit and determination. He pretended to be calm and straightened his clothes. He said to Little Red Riding Hood: "Haha, everything went according to plan. The move just now was just to avoid bloodshed and punish the evildoers. It was a physical escape - the prisoner's underwear exposed technique. While avoiding bloodshed, it also gave these criminals an unforgettable lesson."

Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood's eyes sparkled with love, and she said, "Locke Lee, you are so amazing! That... 'Tai-Escape - Prisoner's Underwear Exposure Technique' sounds like it's really powerful!"

Xiao Li blushed when he heard this, but then he nodded in a serious tone, "Yes, this is my latest unique skill, specially developed to deal with those unrepentant villains."

Then, Xiao Li stretched out his hand: "Come on, give me your hand, let's hold hands together." "Okay"

Just when Little Red Riding Hood was about to grab his hand, a huge weapon scroll suddenly appeared and knocked Xiao Li away, smashing the wooden door next to him. "Don't talk nonsense, you are simply a disgrace to the third team."

Lee stood upside down and looked at his two teammates in the class. Neji said, "Lee, what are you doing alone?"

Tiantian looked at Xiao Li and said, "We need three people to act together. Don't act on your own. Hey, go back quickly."

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the three people and said, "Um, I'm sorry, can you give me a hand?"

Xiao Li nodded backwards: "Of course, we are Konoha's first youth team, the third team that fights violence and upholds justice."

Then the three followed Little Red Riding Hood to her home. Little Red Riding Hood warmly received the three ninja adults. Although her little house was simple, every item was arranged in order. Little Red Riding Hood sat on the wobbly old wooden chair and began to slowly tell her story.

"You know what? I used to be a candy lover as well." Little Red Riding Hood's eyes flashed with a trace of nostalgia. "Once, in order to buy the giant lollipop I had always dreamed of, I secretly bought it on credit from the candy store owner. But later, I found that I couldn't pay back the 'huge sum' at all. Since then, I have become a 'candy lover' in town. Every time I see the owner, I take a detour, for fear that he will catch me and ask for my debt."

At this point, Little Red Riding Hood smiled shyly. That smile was like the warmest flower in spring, instantly melting the hearts of the three people. Xiao Li was fascinated by what he heard and couldn't help but interrupt: "If I knew ninjutsu, I would help you conjure countless lollipops and let you eat as much as you want!"

Little Red Riding Hood's eyes lit up, as if she saw the dawn of hope: "Really? Then can you make some water to make tea for me right now? There's no water or electricity at home, and I haven't had hot water for a long time."

Hearing this, Xiao Li's face flashed with embarrassment. He scratched his head and said mysteriously: "This... Actually, ninjutsu is not omnipotent. For example, for daily trivial matters like this..."

"Just what? Aren't you a ninja? You can't even make water?" There was a hint of disappointment and dissatisfaction in Little Red Riding Hood's tone.

Seeing this, Xiao Li hurriedly explained: "Little Red Riding Hood, you misunderstood, I really don't know ninjutsu. I am a ninja who doesn't know ninjutsu, so I can't transform."

Little Red Riding Hood was stunned, and then her eyes turned red. She felt that she had been fooled. In anger, she drove Xiao Li and the other two out of the house, muttering, "There are still ninjas who don't know ninjutsu? You can't do ninjutsu and yet you are still talking big and helping me, you liar!"

However, fate always seems to like to play some big jokes. Just as Little Red Riding Hood was sitting alone in her dim home, the three hooligans who had lent her the money for the lollipops came to her door.

They pushed open the shabby wooden door roughly, cursing and demanding that Little Red Riding Hood return the money immediately. Little Red Riding Hood was so scared that she huddled in a corner, tears welling up in her eyes. Just when she was in despair, a familiar figure appeared at the door again - it was Xiao Li.

This time, Xiao Li posed to challenge the three men, which caused the gangsters to laugh. Then, he suddenly shook his body and used his own "body escape-nose picking technique" - he turned quickly and used his index finger and thumb to pick his nose at the gangsters, while shouting loudly: "Watch this!"

This action made the three thugs except the boss scream and bleed from their noses. Then, Xiao Li fell to the ground and performed the "Body Escape - Underwear Exposure Technique" - he grabbed the pants of the gangster boss and exposed the underwear inside.

Amid the crying and panties exposed, several hooligans quickly fled the scene, swearing before leaving that they would never come to Little Red Riding Hood for money again.

Afterwards, Xiao Li smiled generously: "It's okay. It is our responsibility to eliminate violence and uphold justice."

Little Red Riding Hood knew that although Xiao Li did not know real ninjutsu, he had a brave and kind heart. In her eyes, Xiao Li was really amazing. She opened her arms and hoped that Xiao Li could give her a loving hug.

Just as the two were preparing to reconcile and the atmosphere was warm, Xiao Li was running quickly towards Little Red Riding Hood when his eyes were suddenly attracted by a pile of dog shit on the side of the road. In order to avoid the dog shit, he slipped and fell to the ground again in an extremely indecent posture. Before falling, his hand seemed to grab something, and the body escape - underwear exposure technique was activated. Xiao Li's hand just happened to pull down Little Red Riding Hood's pants, and with a swish, Little Red Riding Hood's pink underwear was exposed.

"Woo woo" When Little Red Riding Hood was crying, Gai, Ningci and Tenten appeared. Little Red Riding Hood cried even harder. Tenten was quick-witted and shot Rock Lee away with a weapon, finally ending the farce.