Reborn Female Assassin Falls in Love with Tsundere Little Prince

Even though Shangguan Zimeng was drunk, she still fought back: "You are stupid, let me tell you, I am smart. I, I am the smartest person in the world, I, ugh~"

Before she could finish her words, she felt nauseous and almost vomited.

Yan Kaiyu immediately turned her "vomiting outlet" to the side, fearing that she would vomit on him unexpectedly.

Fortunately, her nausea had passed, allowing Yan Kaiyu to escape the disaster temporarily. She squatted on the ground, probably because she had consumed too much energy from walking in a straight line just now, which made her quiet down.

Yan Kaiyu helped her up, and just when he let down his guard and thought she wouldn't vomit again, she grinned at him, and things started to get complicated.

He didn't have time to dodge.

"Ugh~"

You can imagine the scene yourself, it is so touching that I won’t describe it in detail here.

Anyway, Yan Kaiyu, who was vomited all over, felt terrible and shouted angrily: "Shangguan Zimeng!!!"

A voice filled with anger cut through the quiet night sky.

The person who was called seemed to have found a familiar feeling in a daze, and subconsciously replied: "Here!"

"What the hell is this?!"

Yan Kaiyu frowned, resisting the urge to punch her as he looked at the "delicious food remnants" that she vomited all over his body and that were released prematurely before he had time to digest.

He couldn't help but complain: "Why the hell do you eat everything?"

Shangguan Zimeng seemed to have heard his complaints, and she explained, half drunk, "Because my stomach is a grocery store. Why? Husband, are you jealous of me?"

Yan Kaiyu raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "I don't know whether I envy you or not, but what I do know is that when you return to the palace tomorrow, you will pay the price for what you did tonight and before."

"I'm not afraid. Can you eat me?"

Yan Kaiyu did not say anything, everything was implied.

The evening breeze blew gently, and as the night deepened, the temperature became lower and lower.

Shangguan Zimeng sneezed violently. Yan Kaiyu was worried that she caught a cold, so he wanted to go back to Jingchun Palace immediately to have a good rest.

So, he didn't care about so many things. Since he had already vomited on himself once, he was not afraid of it happening a second time.

He bent down and carried her on his back. How could this scene feel warm and a little "disgusting"? In this way, the two of them walked towards Jingchun Palace with a taste.

Along the way, Shangguan Zimeng seemed to be tired from all the trouble she had just gone through, and finally calmed down and stopped doing anything weird.

It was not until they returned to Jingchun Palace that she vomited a lot again. This time, she must have given back everything she ate at the banquet to Mother Earth.

Yan Kaiyu quickly brought her a cup of tea and asked her to rinse her mouth.

"Gulp, ugh!"

"..."

Yan Kaiyu closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and silently told himself not to be angry. After all, this girl would stay with him for the rest of his life, and things like this would happen often.

After consoling himself, he couldn't help but complain: "I have reason to suspect that you vomited specifically for me, but fortunately, you still knew to spit it out, at least you didn't drink yourself stupid."

"You, why are you calling me stupid again? I..."

Yan Kaiyu interrupted her spell casting in time: "Alright, stop talking, just sit here and don't move. I'll go get someone to prepare some hot water."

Shangguan Zimeng looked up at the beams above her head and smiled brightly, "How did Su Lie's battery get stolen here?"

Yan Kaiyu took back the step he had just taken and touched her forehead with a worried look on his face: "Hiss~ Why are you talking nonsense again?"

She slapped the hand that was pressed against her forehead in dissatisfaction, ran directly to the window, opened her arms to embrace the air, and shouted foolishly: "Ah! The sea!"

Yan Kaiyu was afraid that she would fall headfirst, so he immediately ran over to hug her, closing the window and saying, "What sea? The sea is 800 miles away."

Who knew that as soon as he finished speaking, she seemed to have turned into a girl with extraordinary strength after getting drunk, broke free from his arms, and ran to the gate of the palace again...

Yan Kaiyu hurried over to close the door, carried her to the chair, and begged: "My aunt, can you be quiet for a while? It's so cold, let's not go out and get sick, okay?"

She raised her face and nodded: "Okay."

"So nice."

Yan Kaiyu touched her head.

She slapped his hand away: "What are you touching? If you take advantage of me, be careful or someone will come and arrest you."

Then, she looked around in confusion and said to Yan Kaiyu, "Why are you still standing here? Go get some water! You are so stupid, how did you become a prince?"

"..."

Just get used to it.

After Yan Kaiyu calmed down, he took a cloak and covered her with it, and said, "Just sit here and don't move. I will be back soon."

She still looked up and nodded: "Okay."

Yan Kaiyu pushed the door open and left with confidence.

He is a prince, so he is very efficient. In less than a cup of tea, he has prepared all the necessary items for bathing.

As soon as he stepped into the palace, he was stunned.

The person is missing!!

He searched through the drawers and cabinets in the hall, and looked everywhere, but couldn't find anyone. Just as he was about to go out to look for her, he heard a noise from the beams.

He had a bad feeling in his heart. He slowly looked up and saw Shangguan Zimeng hugging a beam without moving.

He shouted anxiously and angrily: "Shangguan Zimeng!!!"

"To!"

"What are you talking about?! How did you get up there?!"

She looked down at him with a look of happiness on her face: "I won't tell you."

"Come down to me, my king!"

He thought about it and felt something was wrong, so he immediately changed his words: "No! Just lie still and don't move. I'll go up right away."

"I'm coming down."

“No, no, no… ah——”

Unfortunately, it was too late. Shangguan Zimeng's hand loosened and fell heavily on Yan Kaiyu.

The former patted his butt and walked away, while the latter lay on the ground helplessly: "I really owed you in my previous life."

He held his waist and stood up. Fortunately, he had been practicing martial arts since he was young and had excellent physical fitness. In addition, Shangguan Zimeng was not very heavy, so the hit was not a big deal.

In the end, Yan Kaiyu took great pains to deal with this little goblin, coaxed her into the warm water pool, and started bathing.

Yan Kaiyu did it himself. With his no-taboo mindset, his insistence on the idea of ​​not taking advantage of others in distress, and his extraordinary patience, he took a sweet bath with her.

After all, he saw things very clearly in his heart. This kind of thing is hard to come by. In case his princess is unwilling to do this with him in the future, today can be regarded as a good memory.

Of course, there was another reason. It was a reward for his hard work in taking care of her.

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