Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

The deaf old lady finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw an old lady coming in.

"Oh, Xiao Wu, you're finally here, take me to the hospital quickly."

After dinner, she started to have diarrhea three times in a row. She wanted to shout for help.

But she found that she was already somewhat exhausted, and her shouts were weak.

So no one heard it, or maybe someone else heard it and followed her example by pretending to be deaf and dumb.

After all, the deaf old lady was hailed as the ancestor of the courtyard by Yi Zhonghai on the surface, but in fact many people disliked her.

Who would really respect a person who is not to be provoked or scolded, and who occasionally comes to ask for money and cause trouble?

"Old lady, what happened to you?" The middle-aged woman asked while holding her breath, while quickly closing the wooden toilet lid and opening the window.

At this time, the unlucky residents who had not closed the doors and windows had come over and were frowning and talking about the deaf old lady's house.

Some residents quickly ran to the front yard or even out of the courtyard. Among them was Cao Anping, who ran very fast holding a wet towel.

The deaf old lady said weakly and angrily, "Go and call Zhonghai. I've been poisoned. It must have been done by those two bad guys Xu Damao and Cao Anping."

When the aunt heard that the matter was so serious, she quickly went to call Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai was at home at this time, frowning and thinking about something. After returning from the hospital, he had been thinking about whether Sha Zhu's condition was the result of Cao Anping's secret plan?

This made him feel a little anxious. He wanted to deal with Cao Anping as soon as possible, but he was also very afraid.

For a moment, the more I thought about it, the more complicated my mood became.

When the aunt told him about the situation in the backyard, he subconsciously thought, "Is it Cao Anping who did it?"

From this we can see that the person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy.

Yi Zhonghai walked to the backyard with a gloomy face, took two breaths of cold air, and then his gloomy face instantly put on a mask of pain.

He held his breath and came to the door of the deaf old lady, but he couldn't move his legs to go in, so he simply gave up the face-saving project.

He looked towards Cao Anping's house, wanting Cao Anping to give the deaf old lady some treatment.

But seeing that the door was tightly closed and the lights were off, it seemed that he had either hidden away or was pretending to be dead in the house.

He really wanted to kick the door, but he remembered that Old Li's family had gone to Cao Anping for treatment and had been rejected.

Cao Anping also openly claimed that he only knew andrology, which really blocked his way early on.

And moral kidnapping seems to be of no use.

He even suspected that Cao Anping really had no morals at all, which made him feel at a loss as to where to start.

So they had no choice but to give up. Yi Zhonghai shouted to the crowd, "Two people come quickly and take the old lady to the hospital."

However, all those who were noticed took a step back, not wanting to be conscripted.

Yi Zhonghai's face was gloomy. He already felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the courtyard.

In the past, even if no one took on this hot potato, no one would retreat when his attention was drawn to it. After all, the authority of an old man is still quite useful.

But recently, due to the blackmail of the Jia family, the loss of the Xianjin Siheyuan, and Director Wang’s warning, these things have had a combined impact.

People's hearts are already wavering, and Yi Zhonghai's one-man rule has become unstable.

He looked at Liu Haizhong and said, "Lao Liu, you are the second uncle in the yard, you can't just sit there and watch what's going on in the backyard.

Hurry up and ask Guangqi and the others to take the deaf old lady to the hospital."

Although Liu Haizhong was reluctant, he still turned his attention to his two sons Guangtian and Guangfu because he was the "leader" of the backyard.

The two brothers Guangfu and Guangtian almost cried for a moment. It was unacceptable for someone to trick their son like this. However, they still had some quick wit.

Guangtian immediately shouted, "Let's go and borrow a cart, otherwise how can we get him to the hospital?"

After saying that, the two brothers ran out of the courtyard like the wind.

It's dark now and it's hard to find Banerye.

So we had to go to the courtyard next door to borrow a cart. In the past, few people were willing to borrow a cart because it required favors.

Yi Zhonghai looked for Yan Bugui's family again, but found that they did not come to join in the fun, so he could only call Xu Damao.

Yi Zhonghai didn't look for Xu Damao at first because he had a plan.

He wanted to use this incident to teach Xu Damao a lesson and regain some authority over the Siheyuan.

He is already very good at dealing with Xu Damao. Even if Sha Zhu doesn't take action, he is confident that he can easily defeat him.

As for the suspicion that it was Cao Anping who did it, he decided not to take action until he was sure. After all, Cao Anping was the kind of person who would overturn the table if he disagreed with something.

So he came to Xu Damao's door and shouted, "Da Mao, come out quickly. Why are you hiding? Look at what you have done."

After Xu Damao came back, he pulled Lou Xiaoe into the bedroom, told her about her treatment, and praised Cao Anping highly.

Then I mentioned that Lou Xiao'e needed to go back to her parents' home to live for a month.

Nowadays, if a married daughter stays in her parents' home for too long, it will cause some gossip.

So Lou Xiao'e was somewhat reluctant, fearing that her family would ask about it and finding it difficult to speak up.

So she said, "It's only a month. Just don't sleep with me, and you can go back to live with your parents."

"I live in a courtyard house, which is close to Brother Anping. It's convenient for me to see a doctor, and if you are here..."

Before Xu Damao could finish his words, he heard Yi Zhonghai shouting outside the house.

He really didn't know that such an explosive thing was happening next door. It seems that Xu Damao's house is quite well sealed.

Xu Damao was interrupted by the shouting and felt a little unhappy. He was discussing the important matters of his life.

He just heard some noisy noises outside, but he had no intention of watching the fun. He didn't expect it was related to him?

He and Lou Xiao'e could only stop talking, open the door, and then...

"Ugh~"

After opening the door, both of them almost vomited because of the sudden smell.

They subconsciously wanted to go back to the house and close the door, for they were most afraid of a sudden attack by a "stink bomb".

In fact, the people who are still watching now don’t think it stinks anymore.

I guess this is what they call 'living in a stench for a long time, no longer smelling it'.

Yi Zhonghai stopped the two from going back into the house and said sternly, "Xu Damao, what did you feed the old lady?

He is almost exhausted now, hurry up and send him to the hospital. How will you explain if anything happens?"

After hearing this, Xu Damao felt puzzled and said angrily:

“What do I need to explain?

It was the deaf old lady who came to ask for food herself. How could doing a good deed be considered wrong?

We all ate what the deaf old lady ate, so how come nothing happened?"

Yi Zhonghai criticized: "Let's not talk about whether you did it on purpose or not. After the old lady ate the food your family gave her, something happened. Shouldn't she be sent to the hospital first?

The old lady is very weak now. If something really happens, can you escape the responsibility?"

Xu Damao was really a little scared. After all, the deaf old lady was really going to die, and he really couldn't explain it clearly.

He wanted to send the deaf old lady to the hospital first, but then he changed his mind and gave up the idea.

He has also learned some of the essence of Cao Anping's recent style of doing things.

He said, "Uncle, this isn't the first time the old lady has eaten my food, and nothing has ever happened before.

Didn’t you, an uncle, say that we should respect the elderly and love the young?

If you say that, who in the yard will be willing to help others in the future?"

After saying this, Xu Damao suddenly felt refreshed.

He thought to himself: "No, I am not targeting you, Xu Damao is indeed a man of great eloquence."

Lou Xiao'e, who had been pretending to be an ostrich, looked at Xu Damao in surprise.

After Xu Damao noticed Lou Xiao'e's eyes, he became even more proud and raised his head a little unconsciously.

What men want is face, especially the face that women see!

Yi Zhonghai was choked. He didn't expect Xu Damao to suddenly have a brain. He subconsciously searched for Sha Zhu's figure.

But to his disappointment, Shazhu was still lying on the hospital bed, feeling exhausted.

In the past, Xu Damao, this troublemaker, could actually come up with some twisted ideas.

But with Sha Zhu's forced interruption, people feel that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu are equally bad.

Even in private, some people call Xu Damao a fool.

It can be seen that Sha Zhu is a ruthless person who can pull you to his level and then defeat you with his own strengths.

Yi Zhonghai sought help in vain, and two of his three methods were unsuccessful. He could only hold high the banner of morality.

He said, "Da Mao, no matter what, the old lady's accident is related to your family.

Regardless of whether your family did it on purpose, the old lady is feeling very uncomfortable. Don’t you know how to respect the elderly and love the young?”

Seeing that Xu Damao was unmoved, Yi Zhonghai said to Lou Xiaoe, who was playing the ostrich:

"Xiao'e, the old lady has been very nice to you since you moved into the courtyard, right? Are you just going to watch Xu Damao being irresponsible?"

After hearing this, Lou Xiao'e was very unhappy. How could the deaf old lady be nice to her?

She and the deaf old lady were just using each other. One was greedy and wanted to eat good food, and the other needed a shield.

But she couldn't refute it directly, otherwise, without the deaf old lady around, it would be difficult for her to keep a low profile.

Just as she was feeling a little embarrassed about how to respond, Xu Damao spoke first:

"Uncle, this matter has nothing to do with Xiao'e.

I want to make sure again that there is nothing wrong with the things in my house. If I am really kind enough to take responsibility, others will not think that I have acquiesced.

If you don't believe me, report it to the police for investigation. Anyway, I have nothing to fear from my own shadow, so this is a good opportunity to give me justice."

Lou Xiao'e didn't expect that Xu Damao would become more and more courageous today. It seems that Sha Zhu had restricted his performance in the past.

She nodded with satisfaction and retreated behind Xu Damao.

When Yi Zhonghai heard that the police had been notified, his blood pressure started to rise. He blamed Cao Anping for setting a bad example.

He couldn't deal with Xu Damao for the time being, and he didn't want to delay any longer. If he didn't send the deaf old lady to the hospital, she would be in real danger.

Just then, the Liu brothers shouted in the middle courtyard: "The cart has been borrowed."

This also gave Yi Zhonghai and Xu Damao a way out so that they didn't have to report to the police and cause a tense situation.

But the Liu brothers were also cunning. They disappeared after shouting, fearing that the task of carrying the person would fall on them.

Yi Zhonghai could only use money as an offensive. He really didn't want to be the one to bear the brunt of the burden, so he said, "Whoever takes the old lady to the hospital will be rewarded with 50 cents."

Some people were tempted, after all, it was half a day's salary, but when they thought of the filth and smell, they hesitated.

Yi Zhonghai smiled slightly, "One piece!"

"I, I'll deliver it!"

The Yan family members who were not there suddenly came out again. Yan Jiecheng took out two pieces of rags, stuffed them into his nostrils, and rushed into the house.

The others saw this and regretted it so much that they were too slow to agree, allowing the boy from the Yan family to get there first.

Yan Jiecheng carried the deaf old lady on his back and started to jog. He had never worked so fast before. Now he just thought that it was better to suffer a short pain than a long one.

As he ran, he heard "puff" and "puff" sounds, and the onlookers scattered as if they were avoiding the plague.

Yi Zhonghai could only follow with a gloomy face. He knew that the Yan family would only do things within the price and would definitely not care if they went to the hospital.

This is also the reason why he wanted to send Xu Damao to the hospital.

But something unexpected happened again.

"Stop, why are you running!"

As soon as Yan Jiecheng arrived at the front yard, two police officers stopped him.

Yan Jiecheng was stunned for a moment. It was not a good idea to continue running, but it also seemed not a good idea to put the deaf old lady on the ground.

One of the police officers said, "Why are you running? Someone reported that someone dropped poison gas bombs in your hospital. Do you know what happened?"

"Pfft~"

But before Yan Jiecheng could answer, there was another sound, followed by the sound of "biological weapons".

The two police officers looked at each other, realizing that it might be a misunderstanding.

So he quickly said, "Send him to the hospital first, and we'll find other people to find out the situation."

But the deaf old lady tried to hold on and said weakly:

"Comrades from the Public Security Bureau, please help me. I was poisoned."

She really hated it. After tonight, the reputation of her Siheyuan ancestors would be completely lost, so she mustered up her last bit of energy and said it out.

Even if she could no longer beg for money in the courtyard, she didn't want to let it go.

After hearing this, the police officer immediately asked seriously: "Do you know who it is? Do you have any evidence?"

The deaf old lady said weakly, "It must be Xu Damao and Cao Anping. Public Security comrades, you have to make a decision for me, an old widower."

At this time, Yi Zhonghai followed him to the front yard, which shows how fast Yan Jiecheng ran.

When Yi Zhonghai saw the police, his heart subconsciously tightened, as if a natural enemy had entered his territory.

Fortunately, after understanding the situation, we found out that it was a misunderstanding that someone from the courtyard next door reported that "there was a suspected poison gas bomb nearby."

The public security comrade also understood the general situation and said, "You are the head of the hospital. Go and call Xu Damao and Cao Anping so that we can understand the situation."

"No need, I'm here." Cao Anping walked in from outside the yard with a wet towel covering his mouth and nose.

When Cao Anping saw the police entering the courtyard, he knew something had happened and followed them in.

The police officer looked at him and asked, "This old lady said you poisoned someone. Do you have anything to say?"

Cao Anping showed an innocent look and said:

"Comrade Public Security, this is a misunderstanding. We ate the food we gave her, so it's impossible that she was poisoned.

And I am a doctor. Although my specialty cannot treat diarrhea, I know that diarrhea can have many causes.

It’s best to go to the hospital to check the cause first. If it’s really poisoning, I will definitely cooperate with the investigation. Anyway, I am innocent.”

The public security comrades thought what Cao Anping said made sense, and when they asked Xu Damao about it, they got the same answer.

Seeing the miserable condition of the deaf old lady, the police said to Yan Jiecheng: "Let's send the patient to the hospital for examination first."

He then said to Cao Anping and Xu Damao, "Wait until the hospital's test results come out. If it is poisoning, you need to continue to cooperate with the investigation."

Yan Jiecheng ran away as if he had been pardoned. It was too painful. The one dollar he asked for was too little.

Just when Yan Jiecheng and Cao Anping passed by each other, Cao Anping used a silver needle to give the deaf old woman two injections in the waist and abdomen.

No one noticed this small detail. After Cao Anping and Xu Damao promised the police that they would cooperate with the investigation at any time, the farce finally ended.