I messed up the Siheyuan
Chapter 21 Find a Wife Three Times Prettier Than Qin Huairu
"Jia Zhang, stop biting people here." Wang Ping said, "I was the only one who hit you. Liu Guangtian and Ma Erkui didn't touch you at all."
"They didn't beat me, but they beat my son."
"They beat Jia Dongxu because of me. Who asked Jia Dongxu to beat me? They beat Jia Dongxu because they were fighting for justice."
"Yes!" Liu Guangtian and Ma Erkui said in unison, "We just can't stand Jia Dongxu bullying Brother Ping, so we stand up for him."
Jia Zhang was so angry that her brain was jumping. She took a deep breath and said heavily, "Okay! Then I will find you! You have to compensate me!"
"What compensation do you want?" Wang Ping asked with a hint of mockery.
Seeing that Wang Ping's tone showed a hint of relief, Jia Zhang was shocked and her eyes lit up.
She jumped up from the ground with a swish.
That level of agility was extremely disproportionate to his short and fat body and his age.
Her agility is so great that even strong young men in their twenties would feel inferior to her.
Jia Zhang pointed at her red and swollen face and said to Wang Ping, "You hit me this time, you have to pay me 300 yuan for medical expenses.
In addition, while I am recovering from my illness, I have to have at least one meat dish every day.
You don't have to cook the meat dishes, just give me half a pound of meat!
We make it ourselves.”
Wang Ping smiled and said, "What else?"
"Yes! Of course there is more." Jia Zhang said: "Starting from next month, you have to donate food and money to our family every month."
"That's what you just said?"
"Yes!" Jia Zhang nodded heavily, "Twenty grains per month, five yuan, two catties of meat, and half a catty of White Rabbit milk candy."
"I can consider what you said. But..." Wang Ping pointed to the bloody marks on his face where Jia Zhang had scratched him, "How do you calculate this?"
"Tsk!..." Jia Zhang curled her lips in disdain, "Pingzi, don't play dumb with me!
I scratched it myself, I know what it is.
Yours is just a matter of a few marks. It will heal on its own in a couple of days.
If it doesn't work, I'll give you 10 cents and you can buy some ointment and apply it on it."
These words made Wang Ping laugh, "So..., if I want to compensate you, I have to give you both money and flesh.
You compensate me with just one dime?
You have taken all the good things?"
"My case is much more serious than yours!" Jia Zhang pointed to her red and swollen face and said arrogantly, "Let me tell you. After being hit by you, I have been dizzy ever since!
If you don’t compensate me, I will..., I will stay in the hospital..."
"Hey!..." Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, and looked at Jia Zhang with suspicion.
Did this old lady also wear it here?
Otherwise, how would he have understood the essentials of paying compensation in fights in the 21st century?
Speaking of which, if we really have to let her stay in the hospital, this matter will be very difficult to handle.
After a fight, you say you feel dizzy. Not to mention the 1960s, even in the 21st century hospitals, they wouldn’t be able to tell if you’re lying!
However, after Wang Ping looked for a long time, apart from the greed in Jia Zhang's eyes, there were two big lumps of eye boogers in her eye sockets.
Wang Ping breathed a sigh of relief.
It just happened that Jia Zhang was scaring herself with the "dizziness"!
If you can scare people, so can I!
"Aunt Jia, stop talking so lightly here." Wang Ping pointed to the five bloody marks on his face and said, "I'm telling you: you've disfigured me.
With my current conditions: I am a formal worker in a steel rolling mill and a purchasing agent, and I have two rooms in my front yard. If I want to find a good wife, isn't it easy?
The result is, well! ...You have disfigured me. How can I find a good wife in the future?
But don't worry.
As for me...I won't ask you to pay for money or for your flesh! ...
As long as you can find me a wife according to my conditions...ah! ...I will do as you say, compensate you with money and meat, and donate things to your family on a monthly basis in the future."
"Are you telling the truth?" Jia Zhang's eyes lit up and she said excitedly.
"Of course it's true!" Wang Ping patted his chest and said proudly, "Although I am not very old, I am still the head of our Wang family.
In front of the whole yard full of men, young and old, can I still sit back and say what I said? "
"Okay!" Jia Zhang nodded heavily, "Pingzi, tell me what kind of wife you want, and Aunt Jia will help you find one."
As soon as she finished speaking, there were a few laughs from the people around her!
Some people standing in the front row were embarrassed to laugh out loud, but the twisted expressions on their faces showed how hard they were trying to hold it in.
This is not because everyone looks down on Jia Zhang.
It is really...
Just look at her personality, lazy and unreasonable...
What kind of nice girl could she meet?
If she really had the resources in this area, she would not have allowed her son, Jia Dongxu, to go to the countryside to find a wife.
"Hmm!..." Wang Ping pondered for a moment, then stated his conditions with a sly smile on his face.
"First of all, the wife I'm looking for has to be pretty..." He then greeted the people around him, "Gentlemen, given my current conditions, it's not too much to want to find a pretty wife, right?"
"It's not difficult!" Xu Damao said with a smile: "With Pingzi's conditions, it's only right for him to find a beautiful wife."
As soon as he finished speaking, some of the boys in the yard began to make a fuss.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!... For someone like Pingzi, it's not too much to find a beautiful wife. Haha..."
"Aunt Jia, did you hear everything?" Wang Ping said to Jia Zhang: "I'm not just bragging, everyone in the courtyard said the same thing!"
"Okay! Aunt Jia will find you a pretty one. But how pretty do you want?"
"How beautiful?" Wang Ping hesitated for a moment. "You and your daughter-in-law are the same...ah!...No!...She must be at least three times more beautiful than your daughter-in-law..."
As soon as Wang Ping finished speaking, the people around him finally burst into laughter.
Xu Damao was even more excited, "Oh! ... Pingzi ... your conditions are not low! ... She is three times prettier than Qin Huairu, so she must be a fairy, right?"
Qin Huairu, who had already walked over and was standing next to Jia Zhang, blushed and spat at Wang Ping and Xu Damao.
Jia Dongxu, who was standing aside, had a face as black as ink and glared at Wang Ping and Xu Damao fiercely.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Jia Zhangshi was not angry or embarrassed. Instead, she said confidently, "Okay! Your aunt Jia will find a girl who is three times more beautiful than Huairu in my family."
Although he said this, what he was thinking was: Humph! ...There are many beautiful girls in the countryside who want to marry into the city.
I’ll just pick someone and say she’s three times prettier than Huairu, what can you do to me?
At that time, maybe... I can even collect some money from that girl's family!
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