Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent

The next morning, Xu Damao was sleeping soundly when Lou Xiaoe kicked him awake: "Damo, I'm hungry, get up and make me something to eat."

Xu Damao was dreaming of being surrounded by beautiful girls, but was suddenly attacked by Lou Xiaoe and his dream was interrupted.

He muttered impatiently, "The cock hasn't even crowed yet, and I haven't gotten enough sleep. If you're hungry, go buy something yourself."

Seeing that she couldn't afford to call him, Lou Xiao'e could only complain while putting on her clothes: "You promised my mom that you would make delicious food for me every day after we got married."

"It's only been a short time, and you can't do it? Xu Damao, which of your words are true and which are false?"

"It's true. It's all true." Listening to Lou Xiao'e's complaints, Xu Damao muttered, turned over, and fell into a deep sleep again.

When Lou Xiao'e opened the door and washed up, it was already daybreak. She saw two children living in the backyard carrying their schoolbags and walking out of the yard.

Then she realized that she and Xu Damao had overslept, so she quickly quickened her pace, purged her lips, and ran back to the house, shouting, "Da Mao, don't sleep any more, you're going to be late."

Xu Damao's sweet dream was interrupted again. He was so annoyed that he sat up from the bed in anger: "How annoying!"

"I can't even sleep peacefully. Ezi, you said our chickens haven't even crowed yet, why are you so anxious?"

"Da Mao, the sun is out. I just saw two children from Su Dayong's family next door carrying their schoolbags to school. It means it's really late."

When Xu Damao heard this, he quickly sat up from the bed, walked to the window and looked out. Indeed, the sunlight was shining into the yard.

Then he hurriedly put on his clothes and trousers, complaining: "Ezi, why didn't you call me earlier?"

"It's over. I'm going to be late today. Our section chief told me yesterday to wait for him in the office early this morning. It's over."

Lou Xiao'e saw that he kept putting the blame on himself, without even thinking about who had made him go through so much trouble last night and fall asleep so late at night.

She was still sleepy and hungry, so naturally she had nothing nice to say: "Can you blame me for this?"

"If you want to blame someone, blame yourself. It's your fault for not sleeping well and thinking about having a baby all day long."

Seeing that Lou Xiao'e had a stern face and pouted lips, obviously unhappy, I was worried that she would go back to her parents' home in a fit of anger.

If I stay for another ten days or half a month, the idea of ​​having a baby will be ruined. I hurriedly licked my face and went forward to please him:

"Ezi, you are right. Blame me, blame me. I said the wrong thing. This is all my fault."

"Well, let's go out to eat tonight as an apology to you. Please don't go back to your mother's house. Wait for me at home."

"Speaking of which, our rooster usually starts crowing before dawn. What happened today? There was no sound at all. Did you hear the rooster crow?"

Lou Xiao'e was comforted by Xu Damao's kind words. She no longer had a stern face or pouted lips. Instead, she said in surprise, "I didn't hear it either."

Xu Damao put on his clothes without even bothering to wash up. He picked up a towel and wiped his face roughly, then walked out with his bag.

I walked to the door and glanced at the chicken in the cage. I saw that the chicken was lying in the cage with lifeless eyes and there seemed to be something in its mouth.

I squatted down and took a look, and found that there was a small wooden stick stuck in the chicken's pointed beak. No wonder I didn't hear the rooster crowing this morning.

This made Xu Damao very angry. He didn't care about being late and stood in the yard and yelled:

"Which heartless bastard dared to put a stick in my rooster's mouth?"

"Everyone, come and see, something big has happened! My chicken has been tortured to death, and it's only breathing. Whoever did this, come forward now."

At this time, those who were supposed to go to school had already gone to school, and those who were supposed to go to work had already left the courtyard. Apart from the women who did not have jobs, the rest were women like Jia Zhang and the deaf old lady.

The chicken woke up almost everyone in the yard in the middle of the night. The lack of sleep was the most uncomfortable thing.

What's more, Lin Donglai had explained this matter last night. It was a secret of the courtyard, so the women tacitly stayed at home.

Jia Zhang slept like a pig last night. The rooster's crowing in the middle of the night did not wake her up at all. When she heard Xu Damao's shouting, she twisted her fat body and walked to the backyard.

Then he looked at the rooster in his hand and laughed: "Xu Damao, are you okay? Why are you sticking a stick into a rooster's mouth?"

"This chicken looks like it's dying of disease. Do you want it or not? Don't take it home and cook it for me." As she said that, she tried to snatch the chicken from Xu Damao's hand.

It just so happened that the family hadn't eaten meat for a long time, and this rooster looked to be at least four or five pounds. When Jia Zhang thought about the big chicken leg, her mouth suddenly became more drooling.

Xu Damao was not willing to do that. He just wanted justice. The rooster did not crow, causing him to be late this morning, and he wanted to vent his anger.

Besides, the chicken was probably just struggling all night, trying to get the stick out of its mouth, and was just tired, not really sick.

Even if he died, he would only keep it for himself. How could he give it to Jia Zhang for no reason?

He quickly turned around with the chicken in his hand, and Jia Zhang missed him because he was too fat and had poor balance.

He fell flat on his face, struggled to get up, put his hands on his waist and cursed:

"Xu Damao, you bastard, you little bastard, can't you give me a hand?"

"Ouch, your Aunt Zhang is almost dying of pain from the fall. I'm telling you, you're the one who should be blamed for my fall, humph!"

Xu Damao thought to himself, how could I dare to help you? What if you fall on me and my small body will be crushed.

But he immediately realized that this was a bully in the yard and he couldn't afford to offend her, so he had to smile and say, "Aunt Zhang, I'm holding a chicken in my hand, so I have to help you."

It can be said that Jia Zhangshi is a snake, and will crawl along if there is a stick, and snorted: "I don't care, because you fell on me today, my legs and face are hurting now."

"You have to pay me for the medical treatment!" He raised his fat face covered in mud and said, "If you don't have to pay me, you can pay me a chicken."

The second aunt who lived in the backyard was leaning against the window to listen to the noise in the yard. When she heard this, she covered her mouth and laughed.

No wonder the old saying goes: Every evil thing will be defeated by another evil thing.

Xu Damao's crowing of the chicken nearly gave her a heart attack last night. Fortunately, Lin Donglai and Sha Zhu teamed up to solve the problem. For an elderly person, if he doesn't sleep for one night, he can't make up for it even after three nights.

Today, Xu Damao finally met an opponent of equal strength. The excitement was not in vain and was quite interesting.

When Xu Damao heard that he had to pay compensation or chickens, he was very unhappy. He looked around the yard and saw no one coming out to speak for him.

Fearing that he would not be able to escape, he thought for a moment and said to Jia Zhang:

"Aunt Zhang, how about this? When I kill the chicken, I'll leave you a chicken leg to eat to nourish your body. How do you think?"

"No, I don't agree..."