Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent
Chapter 50 The best mouth substitute
Xu Damao was held down by several women and couldn't move. He shouted, "Let me go. Men and women shouldn't touch each other. Have you ever thought about your man's feelings when you look at his privacy like this?"
Sister Hua laughed when she heard this: "Xu Damao, now you know that there should be no physical contact between men and women. What were you doing before, huh?" As she said that, she picked up the wooden stick next to her and hit him on the melon with it.
"Ah!" Xu Damao screamed in pain and angrily cursed: "Sister Hua! The rest of you just wait, I'm not done with you, in a moment..."
"What are you going to do next? Are you going to tell everyone in the factory that you took off your pants in broad daylight to act like a hooligan, or do you want everyone to see how ugly your melon is?"
"That's right, Xu Damao, why don't you say anything now?"
It seemed that these women came prepared. Xu Damao was afraid that if he angered them, they would do something to embarrass himself, so he dared not say anything.
At this moment he had to be thankful that he was facing up and being pressed down to look at the melon. If he was facing up, in his condition, he would have been laughed at and dealt with by those old women.
Lin Donglai and Sha Zhu were waiting outside the small warehouse. Sha Zhu wanted to rush in but was stopped by Lin Donglai, who whispered in his ear, "Brother Zhu, don't be impulsive. Let's just watch first."
Sha Zhu thought about it and agreed. What if the women failed to stop Xu Damao and he ran away? It would be better for him to guard the door. If this pervert ran out, he would be beaten to a pulp. That would be quite satisfying.
The two of them looked inside from time to time, and when they saw Xu Damao had his pants stripped off and was pressed to the ground, unable to move, Sha Zhu snapped his fingers excitedly and laughed.
When Xu Damao heard someone outside the door, he was like a drowning man seeing straw. He turned his face and said anxiously:
"Sisters, there are people outside, please let me go. It would be embarrassing if people saw you girls showing melons to men."
Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu walked into the small warehouse from outside, and when he came to Xu Damao, he looked at him with a smile: "I was wondering who was in the small warehouse, it turned out to be you, wow, wow, this melon is really dark."
"I'm not saying anything bad about you, Xu Damao, but you have really bad tastes. You're showing off your bare bottom in broad daylight to a few girls. Tell me now! Are you trying to be a hooligan?"
"Silly Zhu, you are talking nonsense. I understand now. It was you who arranged what happened today, right? Wait until I return to the yard and see how I will deal with you!" Xu Damao cursed anxiously when he heard his mortal enemy's words.
Sha Zhu got angry, snatched the stick from Sister Hua's hand and hit Xu Damao's black melon twice, causing so much pain that Xu Damao couldn't speak.
"Stop talking nonsense, Xu Damao. You deserve this fate today. I made you a fool and flirted with other girls all day long. Today, you even threatened me."
Xu Damao was a bully who only bullied the weak and feared the strong. Seeing that he could not threaten Sha Zhu, he changed his tone and begged, "Sha Zhu, no, I was wrong. I will not have any ideas about Qin Huairu in the future. Please help me talk to the sisters and ask them to let me go."
Sha Zhu laughed: "You deserve it, Xu Damao. You deserve it for what you have done. For a scoundrel like you, you should be happy if the security department doesn't arrest you and parade you through the streets."
"Listen to me, just lie still and let the worker vent her anger, and then this matter will be over."
After saying that, he walked out of the small warehouse with a loud laugh, no longer paying attention to Xu Damao's screams and howls in the small warehouse.
Lin Donglai never entered the small warehouse. He felt that this was a matter between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, and there was no need for him to get involved and incur hatred.
What's more, just by listening outside the door, one can imagine the situation inside. As the saying goes, there is always someone better. Xu Damao's style is worthy of what happened today!
After coming out of the small warehouse, Lin Donglai and Sha Zhu went straight to the canteen kitchen. Ma Hua had already packed the braised rabbit meat into lunch boxes. One wild rabbit filled three large boxes.
Sha Zhu didn't know what kind of good luck he had. This disciple was loyal and hardworking. He didn't even taste a single piece of such a big pot of rabbit meat. He only started to do other things after seeing Sha Zhu hand it to him.
After Lin Donglai took the rabbit meat from Sha Zhu, he asked, "Brother Zhu, can you leave now?"
At this time, there was no one queuing at the window. The workers had either gone home after dinner or got their meals to take home. Only the people in the cafeteria were still packing up.
Cleaning up has always been someone else's job, and Shazhu doesn't care at all.
He had left two boxes of vegetables and some steamed buns for himself earlier. After hearing Lin Donglai's words, he picked them up and left.
The two of them talked about what Xu Damao had done in the small warehouse just now, and they were laughing so hard. Soon they returned to the courtyard.
Yan Bugui's family was having lunch, and each person had a bowl of corn porridge and a steamed bun made from two grains of flour.
In order to avoid missing anything, Yan Bugui stood at the door of the house drinking corn porridge while paying attention to any movement at the courtyard gate.
Hearing the voices, he quickly put down his bowl and walked towards the gate. When he saw Lin Donglai and Sha Zhu coming back together, talking and laughing, both still holding lunch boxes in their hands, he smiled and said:
"Wow! One of you is carrying three lunch boxes, and the other is carrying two. They all look quite heavy. Let me guess, are there extra dishes in the factory today?"
"Come on, Third Uncle. It's not a festival, what kind of dishes can we add to the factory? I'm telling you, it was Donglai who added the dishes today. He went into the mountains and hunted a rabbit and asked me to make braised rabbit meat. We'll go to his house to eat it later."
Because Xu Damao was being watched, Sha Zhu was so happy that he blurted out everything in his mind without thinking.
When he heard about braised rabbit meat, Yan Bugui swallowed his saliva unconsciously. It had been a long time since he had eaten rabbit meat. The last time he ate meat was because his eldest son caught a crucian carp. However, the fish was small and there were many people, so each of them finished it with one chopstick.
Yan Bugui suddenly had an idea and said to the two of them, "Donlai, Shazhu, as the old saying goes, meat is tasteless without wine. How can you two eat rabbit meat without wine? The Third Uncle has half a bottle of Erguotou at home. How about I take it and we can eat it together?"
As expected of Old Xi Yan, he could come up with a plan in the blink of an eye. If Lin Dong had not read the original work, he would have agreed to it immediately.
The wine at Yan Bugui's house is not something that most people can drink. Since he is an old teacher, people nearby who have children who are about to go to school will bring him a bottle of wine or snacks, and these are carefully distributed.
He felt reluctant to drink the wine directly, so he would usually mix it with some boiled water, so that one bottle of wine could become two bottles, which he would hide under the bed and take out to drink when he had meat.
Can wine that has been diluted with water and stored for a long time still be called wine? I guess it doesn't even have the flavor of wine anymore.
Before Lin Donglai could speak, Sha Zhu said, "Forget it, Third Uncle. If I'm not mistaken, the wine you're drinking is the one you brought to my house last time and drank half a bottle of?"
"Uncle, there are only three of us here and no outsiders. Tell us the truth, how much water is mixed in that wine? It's not drinkable at all, Uncle. Keep it for yourself."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Donglai laughed. At this moment, it was no exaggeration to say that Sha Zhu could be awarded the title of Best Lipstick Substitute.
Seeing Lin Donglai laughing, Sha Zhu also laughed. Yan Bugui felt very embarrassed when he saw that both of them were laughing at him...
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