Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent

Jia Zhang was a shameless person. She was totally indifferent to what everyone was saying and just walked straight towards her home.

Sha Zhu wanted to stop her, but he was worried that on such a happy day, the old woman might roll around on the ground and ruin everyone's mood.

I could only watch her carry the food and walk back home with her fat body twisted.

Sha Zhu was helpless, so he shouted to the people in the courtyard: "Everyone saw what happened today. If anyone wants to hold a banquet in the future, please be careful."

His words resonated with everyone. After all, every family has weddings and funerals.

It was not easy to arrange a banquet these days. Just to prepare the food, one had to save up food coupons, meat coupons, etc. for a long time.

Yan Bugui was sitting at another table, and had planned to take some food into a bowl and take it home quietly while no one was paying attention.

After seeing this scene, he quickly lowered his head and started eating the food in the bowl, fearing that he, the third uncle in the courtyard, would be embarrassed.

It would be not worth it to end up like Jia Zhang, being treated like a rat in this courtyard.

When Sha Zhu toasted at the table of Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao, he saw from afar that the two of them picked up some food with chopsticks from time to time and cursed at each other.

The people at the same table seemed very happy. The fact that Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao were not paying attention while eating was a good thing for others.

They were arguing while eating before they picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and put it in their mouths, but others had already taken the second bite of the food, which was invisibly saving food for everyone else.

When Xu Damao saw Shazhu and Lingzi coming over, his donkey face finally smiled, but he was only smiling at the pretty Lingzi.

Sha Zhu immediately stood in front of Lingzi and said, "Xu Damao, why are you here too?"

"Hey! Silly Zhu, we grew up together wearing crotchless pants, how can I not come to your wedding? Besides, I also gave the gift."

If today wasn't a special day, Sha Zhu would definitely start cursing, saying, "Who wants your filthy money? Get out of here now."

But today is a happy day, and Lingzi has told him to control his temper and leave a good impression in front of relatives, friends and neighbors.

No matter how mean Xu Damao looked, he finally held back and raised his glass to say to everyone: "My wife and I would like to offer a toast to everyone. Enjoy your meal and drink."

After hearing what Sha Zhu said, everyone smiled and said words of blessing.

Only Liu Haizhong glanced at Xu Damao who was sitting next to him and said slowly: "Alas! There is only a rooster that can't crow sitting at this table. I don't think eating dragon meat is delicious."

As soon as he finished speaking, some of the people at the same table looked at Xu Damao and couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.

This really offended Xu Damao. He stared at the man and said loudly, "Why are you smiling at me? He's not talking about me."

"Whoever I say knows it in their heart, and everyone knows it. I'm full, Zhuzi, I'm going home first."

Liu Haizhong was so angry that even eating dragon meat wouldn't taste good to him. He said something and walked towards the backyard with his hands behind his back.

His classmates stared at Xu Damao as if they were watching a joke. He felt as if he was stripped naked under the watchful eyes of everyone, and felt both embarrassed and angry.

"Forget it, this dish is not tasty at all. Silly Zhu, please move aside. I'm going home."

Xu Damao said to Sha Zhu, then wanted to stand up and walk to the backyard.

Sha Zhu is a cook who pays great attention to the taste of the dishes. When he heard what Xu Damao said, he immediately put away his smile:

"Xu Damao, tell me the truth, which dish was not cooked well today? Why did it taste bad?"

Then, he waved towards the kitchen, and Ma Hua immediately came over and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"

"Ma Hua, Xu Damao said that today's food is not tasty at all. I asked him to talk about it and I want you to come and listen."

Even though today's dishes are not as good as those made by Sha Zhu himself, they were all made under his supervision, so it shouldn't be bad.

Seeing that Sha Zhu was getting serious, Xu Damao had no choice but to make up an excuse: "Well, the shredded potatoes are sour, and the braised pork is sweet."

Ma Hua was so angry that he laughed when he heard this. Before Sha Zhu could say anything, he responded:

"Xu Damao, have you ever eaten these dishes before?"

"How can vinegar-fried potato shreds not have sour taste, and how can braised pork not have sweet taste? This is all normal."

At this time, Lingzi went to get a pair of chopsticks and brought them to Shazhu. After he picked up a piece of food with his chopsticks and ate it, he looked up and glared at Xu Damao:

"Xu Damao, are you here to mess things up?"

The taste of this dish is obviously 70% similar to the one made by Sha Zhu, but he dared to say it tastes bad. Sha Zhu felt provoked.

Seeing the familiar expression on Sha Zhu's face, Xu Damao felt a little flustered and quickly shirked responsibility:

"It's all because of what Second Master said just now that I misled you, you idiot, just treat what I said as bullshit."

"I, I'm leaving..."

After saying that, he squeezed into the bangs and slipped out. Fearing that Sha Zhu would catch up with him, he ran towards the backyard while looking back.

When passing the main table, Lin Donglai did not retract his legs, and Xu Damao was busy looking back and did not pay attention to the front.

After tripping over Lin Donglai's leg, he lost his balance. Although he tried hard to stand firm, he still fell forward and fell flat on his face.

When Xu Damao fell, he hit his mouth and got a mouthful of mud. He struggled to get up from the ground.

After spitting, I realized that my mouth was bleeding. Then I felt some pain in my elbow. I looked down and saw that I was bleeding from the fall.

Xu Damao was so angry that he shouted, "Who is it? Stretching out such a long leg to trip someone is too outrageous."

When he looked up and saw that the owner of the leg was Lin Donglai, he was a little dazed and stammered, "It's Donglai, why didn't you take your leg back? Look how badly it made me fall."

"It hurts so much! If my daughter comes home and sees me injured, she will be heartbroken."

He didn't look at the road and fell, but he blamed others. Lin Donglai naturally didn't buy it and immediately countered:

"Brother Damao, I'll keep my legs in place. If you just look forward, you won't trip over me."

"My legs hurt so much right now. If my future wife knew about this, she would definitely be heartbroken."

This Xu Damao actually dared to cause trouble at Sister Lingzi's banquet. It was not convenient for them to punish him, but Lin Donglai would not show mercy.

As soon as he finished speaking, bursts of laughter rang out all around him, and Xu Damao realized something was wrong.

Lin Donglai was taller than him, was at a young age with a strong sense of vigor, and was highly regarded by the factory leaders, so Xu Damao did not dare to confront him.

So he yelled at everyone, "What are you laughing at? It was just a fall. Humph! What's so funny?"

As he spoke, he endured the pain and walked back to the backyard. Everyone looked at his back and laughed even louder.

At this time, Sha Zhu and Lingzi returned to the main table. The couple saw what had just happened and knew that it was Lin Donglai who vented their anger, so they kept thanking him.

Seeing this, Lin Donglai became playful: "Brother Zhuzi, Sister Lingzi, without saying anything else, you two should work hard tonight and give birth to a big fat boy as soon as possible."

As soon as she finished speaking, Lingzi's pretty face immediately turned red to her ears...