Behind me stand the anime bosses
Chapter 86: Anal Monster Mo Yi
The lightning in its beard has accumulated into a ball, and the Thunder Leopard's excited eyes are shining with lightning. It wants to kill these two little bugs!
"I'll pay for it!"
A black figure suddenly emerged from the shadows on the ground, holding a sharp dagger and heading directly towards the anus area of the Thunder Leopard in front of Yin Meng's somewhat dazed gaze.
"Roar--!"
The Thunder Leopard's excited eyes suddenly bulged out. It hadn't noticed Mo Yi at all and had thought there were three people from the beginning. But now it encountered a feeling it had never experienced in its life...
This feels so sour...
But Mo Yi did not relax at all at this moment. He pushed the ground with his legs, stepped forward, and sprinted suddenly, stabbing his arm with the dagger directly into the air.
Yin Meng also reacted, aimed at the eyeball of the Thunder Leopard, and pulled the trigger with his finger. With a loud bang, a bullet shot into the right eye of the Thunder Leopard in an instant. The latter roared in pain and shook its body violently as if trying to throw Mo Yi behind it away.
But with its violent movement, Mo Yi could only tear the wound bigger!
"Nangong!"
Dongfang Xin yelled.
Nangong Tian understood what he meant, and several crystal pillars rose from the ground, interweaving with each other to lock the huge body of the Thunder Leopard, and thus its movements were also locked.
Dongfang Xin's arm muscles bulged and veins popped out. He leaped up and swung his hands vigorously. With his axe falling, a huge leopard head rolled to the ground and hot liquid sprayed all over her face.
"This Mo Yi, why doesn't he look that amazing to me?" Feng Che was puzzled as he looked at the anal-digging monster Mo Yi with a look of excitement on his face.
Mo Yi was just pulling his hands out of the anus area, leaving a large pool of blood and an unknown yellow object.
"Maybe this is his unique fighting skill." Ge Ji tried to explain, "See, it works pretty well..."
Feng Che pursed his lips, as if Mo Yi’s performance did not satisfy him.
"Look at yourself, you're so disgusting. Do you have to use this method?" Dongfang Xin said to Mo Yi with disdain.
Mo Yi flicked the blood onto the ground and explained seriously, "The white elephant said that we need to complete the task at the lowest cost, and anal extraction is the easiest way. I see that this is how it is done in the animal world."
"Go wash up quickly. Never mind, let's all go." Dongfang Xin wiped the blood off his face.
"Walk, walk, walk!" Nangong Tian was also covered in sweat.
……
"Teacher Liu, I seem to understand what you mean." Chen Mo had already taken out the lead block from the wrist guard. Sure enough, after taking it out, the speed of swinging it was much faster.
"Not enough!" Liu Qiandao walked to a faucet in the yard, turned on the faucet, and looked at the rushing water. Liu Qiandao said calmly, "Watch it."
Liu Qiandao held a wooden sword and suddenly chopped at the flowing water. The speed was so fast that Chen Mo thought he didn't draw his sword.
However, Chen Mo saw clearly that the water stagnated for a moment. The water stopped flowing for nearly two seconds.
"This is what I want you to feel." Liu Qiandao raised his head slightly, acting like a master.
"Then why did you still lose to the Sword Demon?" Chen Mo blurted out.
"You, you, I was still taking the tough path back then, but now I've changed!" Liu Qiandao suddenly became anxious, "If you dare to say I won't teach you again, just wait, one day I'll kill him and show you!"
"Finally you've stopped pretending." Chen Mo suddenly relaxed, walked directly to where Liu Qiandao was sitting, picked up the water cup on the table and drank, "You must be tired after pretending to be a master for two days."
"You brat!" Liu Qiandao scolded with a smile, and then sat down next to Chen Mo. "It's really tiring. After all, I just became an A-level instructor, so I still have to pretend to be an expert."
Chen Mo smiled. He knew that the so-called master style had nothing to do with Liu Qiandao. This could be seen from the fact that he threw his suitcase at the South School gate to take revenge on him.
"I'm just cleaning your ass." Liu Qiandao picked up the kettle and poured himself a glass of water. "If you weren't so ostentatious, would I have to serve as an A-level instructor with my B-level strength? It would be fine if nothing unexpected happened. But if something unexpected happened in the academy, as long as I took action, I would be exposed."
"If I don't make it public, will the Sword Demon kill that busload of people?" Chen Mo said unhappily.
"That's true, but I've already started changing my approach. I'm going to change from using powerful and heavy attacks to pursuing cleverness and speed, and try to maximize the ability of my [Force Delivery]."
Chen Mo looked at Liu Qiandao's right hand holding the water cup. The half-broken little finger was so out of place and uncoordinated with the other four fingers holding the water cup.
Chen Mo suddenly had an idea and a look of joy appeared on his face. He said, "There is a student named Bian Luan in the third grade in the north. Her extraordinary ability is [Rebirth]. It sounds like it has the effect of whitening bones. Will it make your little finger regenerate?"
After Liu Qiandao heard this, a hint of joy appeared in his eyes, but then the light in his eyes dimmed, and he said with a somewhat regretful tone: "Healing supernatural powers have some side effects. The more serious the injury being treated, the greater the negative impact on oneself.
First of all, I have never met the other person and I am not familiar with him/her at all, so he/she may not agree.
Secondly, a treatment like bone regeneration requires at least A-level strength. A-level, how many mortals are stuck at this step? There are many BC-level and C-level transcendents in the whole Xia country, and it is unknown when A-level will be achieved. "
"Yeah, then you won't always be a fake A-level mentor, right?" Chen Mo looked at the calm Liu Qiandao.
"I have asked the Medical Department and the Scientific Research Department of the Shoufan Alliance, and they have found a way that can restore 95% of my strength, so I can return to Level A." Liu Qiandao said it after hesitating for a moment.
Chen Mo looked at the gloomy look on Liu Qiandao's face and was a little puzzled, "Isn't this a good thing? Why do you seem so unwilling? What method do you have?"
Liu Qiandao moved his lips for a moment and then closed them again. After struggling for a while, he finally said, "Let me cut off your toe and connect it to your little toe."
After being stunned for a moment, Chen Mo suddenly wanted to laugh, but he suppressed his smile and asked, "What do you think?"
Liu Qiandao breathed a sigh of relief and shook his head, "I haven't thought about it yet. So I'm changing my swordsmanship to see if I can return to A-level in another way."
Chen Mo nodded. After all, even if he chopped off his toes and attached them to his hands, not to mention how the abilities would be restored, the appearance alone was terrifying.
"Okay, that's enough for today. Let's do it tomorrow. Did you go back and practice more last night?"
Chen Mo nodded, "As long as my wooden sword can cut off the water flow, can we move on to the next stage?"
Liu Qiandao nodded, "But that's a bit difficult. Even for a talented person, it might take half a month to practice just swinging this sword."
Chen Mo's eyes narrowed. It seemed that he had to work harder. After all, no one wanted to be in debt of 20000 points.
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