Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Danzo's face rarely turned red, and he tried to defend himself, "I cooperate with you for Konoha. Sarutobi Hiruzen has already betrayed the wishes of his predecessors. Konoha will only go to destruction under his leadership. Only by pushing him down from the position of Hokage can Konoha have a future."

Hanzo looked playful. He was a thousand-year-old fox, so why was he playing Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio with him?

However, the current situation is indeed unfavorable to the Three Kingdoms. He urgently needs to obtain information from Danzo, but he cannot overly stimulate this "good man" who does everything for Konoha.

Hanzo said, "Okay, but to show your sincerity, don't you want to reveal something valuable first?"

"Then I will tell you the latest order from the Third Hokage. He has asked Mitomon En to contact and negotiate with the Kages of the Wind Country and the Earth Country. I believe he will come to you soon, and the content of the negotiations is to cease fire as soon as possible."

Hanzo was stunned. The situation in Konoha was very good right now. If he were Sarutobi Hiruzen, he would definitely take advantage of the temporary withdrawal of the Rock Ninja to concentrate his superior forces to attack the Sand Ninja and get rid of the Rain Ninja. He had not been able to eat or sleep well these days, for fear that when he woke up, the Konoha army would have surrounded his small territory.

I didn't expect that the Third Hokage would want to negotiate a ceasefire!

This bold move shocked him for a hundred years. It also conveyed a message that the Third Hokage would most likely not kill all the enemies. Even if the Rain Ninjas were defeated, they would be saved. He felt relieved after having been worried for several years.

Hanzo pretended to be calm and said, "The thoughts of your Third Hokage are really confusing."

......

The two had an in-depth conversation for most of the day, and it can be said that Danzo sold all the strategies and plans of the Third Hokage completely and thoroughly.

Hanzo was obviously very satisfied, and revealed an important information to Danzo before dying, "According to the Five-Tails Jinchuriki of Iwagakure, there is something wrong with the brat named Akimichi Genbu."

Danzo was extremely unhappy when he suddenly heard this name. If it weren't for this brat, he wouldn't have been in such a bad relationship with the Third Hokage, and the Root wouldn't have been completely out of his control.

He clenched his cane so tightly that it was almost deformed. "Even if you don't mention it, I have to tell you that I hope you can kill him yourself. Although that guy has some strength, he is only a three-magatama after all. With your strength, it should be easy to kill him."

Hanzo smiled playfully again, "Danzo, that guy's eyes are more than just three magatama.

According to the Five-Tails Jinchuriki, the pattern of his Sharingan is an equilateral triangle composed of three circles and three straight lines. After my analysis with Iwagakure Danmu, that should be..."

Before Hanzo could finish his words, Danzo stood up excitedly, "Mangekyo Sharingan!"

He finally figured it out. No wonder those Uchiha ninjas completely lost their level in front of Akimichi Genbu a year and a half ago. He had some doubts at the time, but he didn't expect that this kid could really open the Mangekyo.

"Yes, the Mangekyō Sharingan."

"Hanzo, make some conditions."

"This is not part of our cooperation. Duanmu and I have reached a consensus that I will personally kill Akimichi Genbu, and they, the Rock Ninja, will be responsible for blocking the support of other ninjas. Afterwards, we will each get a Mangekyō Sharingan. But now it seems that I should find a Sand Ninja to cooperate with."

Danzo hid the greed in his eyes and said, "Make some conditions. If you wanted to monopolize the Mangekyo, you wouldn't tell me these."

......

After many days of sightseeing, Xuanwu and Tsunade finally decided to set off back to Konoha.

The gate of Konoha was right in front of them. Tsunade reluctantly got off Xuanwu's back and wanted to hold his hand, but she held back and sulked there alone.

The reason why Her Royal Highness the Princess was so conflicted was that after many in-depth communications between the two of them, they decided not to make their relationship public for the time being.

The main reason was that Xuanwu felt embarrassed for being a traitor to his master, and Tsunade felt even more embarrassed for being an old man trying to attract young girls.

The two hit it off immediately, but decided not to tell anyone yet.

Xuanwu hugged Tsunade from behind, "How about we make it public? Seeing you so conflicted, I feel a little distressed."

The beautiful girl said in embarrassment: "But, but they will laugh at me."

Just as Xuanwu was about to say something, a deep and hoarse voice came from not far behind him, "Xuanwu-kun, Tsunade, you are back."

The two guilty thieves were so frightened that they almost died on the spot.

Princess Tsunade immediately broke free from Xuanwu, and Xuanwu quickly brought his Highness the Princess.

Tsunade pulled Xuanwu's head down and pretended to blow, "Xuanwu-kun, are your eyes better? The wind was so strong just now that it blinded you."

Xuanwu understood immediately, "Ah, yes, yes, that's right, I don't know why the wind is so strong, teacher, I feel much better after you blow it."

Fortunately, he was no longer wearing goggles (his Mangekyō Sharingan had already been seen by Han and the Iwagakure ninja, so it couldn't be covered whether he was wearing goggles or not), otherwise he wouldn't have been able to find this excuse.

Tsunade stepped on Xuanwu inconspicuously, and then pretended to see Orochimaru, "Ah, it's Orochimaru, why are you here? Xuanwu was blinded just now, let me blow on him."

Xuanwu endured the discomfort from his feet, turned around and said, "Lord Orochimaru, your sudden appearance is so scary, did you just come back from a mission?"

Orochimaru said nothing the whole time, just watching the two's performance, thinking to himself: Just keep acting, Snake, I'm waiting here for you.

The two of them were frightened by Orochimaru's gaze. No way, could their secret love affair end before it even began? Help, let's discuss the hundred ways to cook snake soup.

Just when the two were anxiously thinking about killing each other, Orochimaru finally spoke: "Xuanwu-kun, Tsunade, welcome back, let's go into the village together."

“Huh, looks like no one noticed.”??2.

The two people's tense nerves finally relaxed.

The three of them walked together, and Tsunade and Genbu spontaneously sandwiched Orochimaru in the middle.

Tsunade couldn't help but ask, "Orochimaru, it was indeed Xuanwu who was blinded just now. I was helping him blow air. Please don't misunderstand anything."

Xuanwu was pretending to rub his eyes, indicating that he was not well yet.

Orochimaru licked the corner of his mouth with his long tongue, and his deep voice sounded again, "Didn't you explain it to me just now? Why do you have to explain it again now? Are you afraid that I don't believe it, or is there really something going on between you and your cute disciple, Tsunade?"

Tsunade also imitated Xuanwu, scratching her head with one hand and said loudly: "Aha, ahaha, how is it possible, we are master and disciple, how could anything happen, you are such a joke, haha..."

Her attempt to hide something was almost enough to make Orochimaru lose his temper, but he managed to hold it back. "Okay, you don't have to explain anything. You don't understand me yet. Apart from the experiment, I don't care about anything else."

Xuanwu and Tsunade tacitly slowed down their pace and lagged behind Orochimaru by one body length, and secretly started eye contact.

"Orochimaru is right. He is just an experiment maniac and doesn't care about other things. So he probably didn't see it just now."

"I think so too. It's safe for now."

The two of them made an OK gesture to each other again, let out a sigh of relief, and went back to the village with Orochimaru foolishly.

Little did they know that all the little moves they made behind him were seen clearly by the little snake in Orochimaru's hair.

Orochimaru's mouth opened into a grin, and his long tongue licked his mouth and nose. Two guys with a combined IQ of 500 still want to fight me, huh.