Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Xuanwu and Tsunade separated from the main force after entering the territory of the Land of Fire.

At first Shinnosuke wanted to persuade them, after all, his father Sarutobi Hiruzen had ordered Tsunade and Genbu to return to the village on time. However, Tsunade ignored the Third Hokage and took Genbu to live together.

But he was stopped by Nara Shikahei, "Shinnosuke, is the Genbu family fun?"

"It's fun."

"Is the wine good?"

“It tastes good.”

"Then you know what to do."

Shinnosuke understood immediately, "Tsunade, there has been unrest in the Land of Fire recently. I am sending you and Xuanwu to capture the enemy ninjas that are roaming around the Land of Fire. The specific time to complete the mission is decided by the two of you. That's it."

So the two of them were running around on a patrol mission, and they have now gone abroad in pursuit of the enemy ninja.

......

They came to a bustling and lively market today.

Tsunade has a special liking for all kinds of snacks. While tasting the delicious food, she praised it nonstop: "Mm, this tastes great!"

Xuanwu, on the other hand, prefers to explore some new and strange things. From time to time, he picks up an object and looks at it carefully, then shows an expression of surprise or excitement.

Then they walked into a traditional teahouse.

The store is filled with a light scent of tea, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

Tsunade sipped the tea, feeling its rich flavor, while Xuanwu listened to the boss's story about the tea ceremony, immersed in it.

Then in the afternoon, their destination is always only one, that is...

"Small! Small! Small!"

"Four, five, six!"

As the dice cup was opened, Tsunade once again lost all the 200,000 gambling money given by Xuanwu.

"Ah!!! I can't accept this. This lousy store must be cheating!!!"

Tsunade gritted her teeth after losing the money, and she no longer behaved like a princess of the Fire Nation.

Although Da Meiniu's gambling skills are worrying and even a kid outside can make her lose everything, her gambling character is surprisingly good.

No matter how much money she lost, she never dismantled the store (of course, except for cheating, but with Tsunade's Mariana Trench-like skills, no one would bother to cheat).

Tsunade, who was on the verge of exploding, finally walked out of the gambling house dejectedly, with the hangman Akimichi Genbu following happily behind her.

The customer lost all his money, so the casino should be very happy.

But on the contrary, the owner of the gambling house also looked as if he had lost his parents.

Because although the gambling house won 200,000 from Tsunade, it lost 2 million to a man who came from nowhere, so a total loss was 1.8 million!

The man who came from nowhere was of course Xuanwu's shadow clone. He didn't have any advanced gambling skills, but he made a fortune with just one trick, which was to do the opposite of Tsunade, and the bet he placed was ten times that of the beautiful girl.

The person in charge of shaking the dice in the gambling house was speechless. He even cheated in order to win the money from the Xuanwu Shadow Clone.

But I don't know what happened today, the dice played against him. He clearly changed the number to small, but it turned out to be big. He also clearly changed it to big in the second draw, but it turned out to be small.

The owner had no choice but to replace the person shaking the dice with the store's ace, a big-breasted woman with blonde hair, blue eyes and tattoos on her arms. This woman was very fierce. She went on stage with only a piece of cloth wrapped around her upper body, but she only got Xuanwu's gaze and still lost.

The owner even suspected that Xuanwu's shadow clone used ninjutsu and asked his own sensory ninja to stare at him, but the result was that there was no chakra fluctuation.

Faced with such metaphysics, the gambling house could only admit that they were unlucky and could do nothing about it.

Xuanwu said: Brother, you still haven’t found the right reason.

This is not the first time Tsunade has lost money. Along the way, the two have been to eight gambling houses. As a result, Her Royal Highness the Princess's wallet is cleaner than her face, and Xuanwu's assets have soared by 20 million.

If you have money, you should eat well, drink well and sleep well.

In a luxurious imperial suite, Xuanwu was displaying his divine power, and the whole room was filled with the aroma of various delicacies.

But Tsunade, who was lying on the bed, had lifeless eyes, ghostly words, and a look of despair on her face.

She lost eight games in a row, not only did she lose all her pitiful savings, but she also owed Xuanwu one million. It was impossible for the beautiful girl to be in a good mood at this moment.

After a long time, Xuanwu finished his task. Eight dishes, four cold and four hot, were placed on the table in the living room. Since he made a lot of money today, an unopened bottle of Maotai Maotai was placed on the table as a reward for his contribution.

After everything was ready, Xuanwu opened Tsunade's door and called out, "Tsunade, it's time to eat."

no respond?

Xuanwu went into the inner room to check the situation.

You won’t know until you see it. You will be shocked when you see it. The soul of his princess has floated to the roof.

Xuanwu was also helpless. He walked to the bed and looked at Tsunade, who was now only a beautiful shell, and felt at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

One hand gently scratched the beauty's nose, but still no reaction.

Xuanwu leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Tsunade, it's time to eat. I made your favorite braised prawns, sweet and sour fish, braised spareribs, and braised beef. There are also smashed cucumbers and peanuts as cold dishes, and a bottle of three-year-old Maotai with soy sauce."

Tsunade's spirit returned, but her eyes were still empty.

She turned her back to Xuanwu and said listlessly, "You go eat. I won't eat. I'll be full just by breathing some air. It will save me some money."

"Why am I so unlucky? I can't win even once, wuwuwu."

Tsunade sobbed softly, her tears falling like crazy, soon soaking the pillow.

My goodness, I cried more sadly than when I thought someone had died.

But Xuanwu said in his mind: What a great acting.

A box of money appeared in front of Tsunade.

What does it mean to be blinded by money?

At this moment, Her Royal Highness the Princess perfectly interpreted this word.

"Wow, little money!"

Tsunade's eyes had turned into marks of money, and she no longer looked pitiful at all.

She threw back the quilt in an instant, without even having time to pull up her nightgown, and rushed towards the cash box.

"Oh~~~ It's pink, so cute."

Xuanwu was stunned for a moment, but the beautiful girl who was sitting on the bed with her back to him didn't pay any attention to this. She held the box of money, rubbed her little face back and forth, and laughed foolishly.

It was not until the blood from his nose flowed into his mouth that Xuanwu woke up from his yy.

He hurriedly took out paper from the space to wipe it clean. Fortunately, Tsunade was still immersed in the joy of recovering the lost money and did not look at him, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

"Tsunade, the money is yours. How about we go eat first? It won't taste good if it gets cold."

"Hmm, miximixi."

Tsunade put the box of money into the quilt and covered it. She looked out the window stealthily, fearing that someone would covet her small change. After confirming it was safe, she smiled sweetly, turned around and jumped directly onto Xuanwu.

Fortunately, Xuanwu was quick enough to hug her, otherwise it would have been an accident scene.