Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

He quickly covered his mouth. What was going on? Why did he say what was in his heart again?

Tsunade's eyes had turned from unfriendly to cold. If it was someone as familiar as Jiraiya, she would have punched him in the face long ago. However, she was not very familiar with him after all, so she still had to pretend, "Do you know what you are talking about? Kato Dan."

Kato Dan knew that Tsunade was angry, but he couldn't find the words to explain. He opened his mouth to apologize again, but it turned out to be, "Your butt is so nice, it must feel good to touch."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Shinnosuke hurried over to pull Dan away. He supported Dan in chasing Tsunade, but he did not support him in seeking death.

He had personally witnessed the scene where Tsunade smashed his father's office when she was furious. The three major renovations of the Hokage Building since its establishment were all thanks to this woman.

Shinnosuke pushed Kato Dan out with his back while speaking kindly to Tsunade, "This guy might have taken the wrong medicine when he went out today. How about you, a great man, not bear grudges?"

Kato Dan was also at a loss. Who could tell him what was going on?

But did Tsunade agree to let him go?

Obviously not.

Just as the two were about to slip out the door, Tsunade shouted angrily, "Stop!"

Shinnosuke and his broken leg suddenly became uncontrollable.

Tsunade stood up and walked towards the two men, standing in front of them.

A large group of people around were holding melon seeds and watching this place quietly, their eyes shining.

Shinnosuke said tremblingly: "Tsunade, um, can you just pretend you didn't hear it, ahaha."

"Get out of here. It's none of your business."

Tsunade's eyes never looked at Shinnosuke, but stayed on Kato Dan, and she dismissed him with just one sentence.

"Hi, I'll take my leave."

Why is the prince so afraid of Tsunade?

In terms of strength and status, Shinnosuke is, well, a bit like Hollow Tsunade.

Shinnosuke ran faster than a rabbit, and flashed to Jiraiya's side, snatching half of the melon seeds from his hand. He stared at Tsunade and Kato Dan intently, and the mediator turned into a spectator in seconds.

Qingshui and Yu had come to Xuanwu's side without him noticing, "How many meters?"

Yu spoke first, "Within 100 meters."

Shimizu obviously disagreed, "Impossible, it's absolutely impossible to be that close. Master Jiraiya said it himself when he was drunk. He flew more than 150 meters at that time. This time it must be at least 200 meters. What do you think, Xuanwu?"

Akimichi Xuanwu said slowly, "On the moon."

Orochimaru: "Jiraiya, your record may be broken today."

Jiraiya: "What? What record? I have created many records. Is it a record of collecting materials?"

Orochimaru had nothing to say about Jiraiya's train of thought. He ignored him and focused on watching the show, what an idiot.

Might Dai: "Lady Tsunade seems angry. Will she and Dan fight? Should we go up and persuade them? Fighting is always bad. It hurts the harmony."

Hatake Sakumo: "You'd better not go. If you go, don't drag me along. It will kill people."

......

Regardless of the whispers of the crowd, Tsunade at the scene of the accident stared coldly at Kato Dan and said, "Take back what you just said and apologize. I can consider letting you break two fewer ribs."

Kato was completely shocked by Tsunade's aura, and his broken legs were trembling, but he was thinking, "This is the first time that Tsunade has kept her eyes on me for such a long time. I am so happy!"

Even at this time, this guy can still be in heat. Even the Six Paths Sage would give him a thumbs up.

Seeing that Kato Dan said nothing, Tsunade spoke again, "If you don't speak, it means you have nothing to say. So, goodbye."

A punch that has been fully charged is about to be thrown.

At the critical moment, Kato Dan finally woke up from his horny state. He shook his head like a rattle and his hands were about to swell. He wanted to explain that this was not his intention and he was very sorry, but what he said was, "Tsunade's lips are so sexy, they must taste good when kissed."

"What am I talking about!" Kato Dan was so sad that he could not even cry, and quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

Under everyone's expectant gazes, Tsunade withdrew her fist that was about to make close contact with Kato Dan's face. She turned around silently and walked forward.

The audience will not, has Tsunade forgiven Kato Dan? She didn't even beat him up, when did the princess become so good-tempered?

Sarutobi Shinnosuke was the most confused. "This shouldn't be the case. Dad just reminded her that her breasts were too big and would affect her fighting. She almost threw Dad out of the Hokage building. What happened today?"

Just as everyone was speculating, Tsunade, who had taken two steps, suddenly turned around and kicked sideways. Her 100-centimeter long leg kicked out, and her size 36.5 ninja shoes hit Kato right in the abdomen.

Then, Kato Dan broke through the door and flew into the air amid the noises of "Oh~Oh" from everyone.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, Shinnosuke, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Nawaki, Shimizu, Yu and Genbu rushed out of the room in an instant and came to the roof, covering their eyes with their hands to block the sunlight and looking into the distance, their eyes following the figure of Kato Dan until he disappeared.

Orochimaru: "This distance is too..."

Jiraiya: "Hahaha, I'm finally not the one flying the farthest!"

Yu: "Oh my god, how far is this."

Shimizu: “At least a thousand meters.”

Shinnosuke: "My best friend is still alive, right? What kind of flowers does he like?"

Akimichi Genbu finally concluded: "The estimated straight-line distance is 1129 meters. Also, Lord Shinnosuke, don't worry, he won't die."

Shinnosuke: "Why do you think so?"

Xuanwu: "Because Teacher Tsunade kicked her into the Konoha Hospital."

......

Since they knew that Kato Dan was only seriously injured, the group of people were not too worried. Besides, it was his fault for being so foul-mouthed. So the party continued.

Tsunade sat back in her original seat and ate the lamb chops that Xuanwu had just cut for her without saying a word. The others were also tactful enough not to disturb this beautiful girl, and her left shoe was missing.

Xuanwu bravely walked up to Tsunade and took out a pair of her shoes from the "realm" space (don't ask why there were Tsunade's shoes in the "realm" space. Xuanwu can only tell you that a 50-square-meter corner of the space had long been occupied by Tsunade as her private space. Not to mention a mere pair of shoes, Tsunade's various daily necessities were all in the space) and bent over to put them on her.

After putting on his shoes, Xuanwu sat next to Tsunade, like a good child who had done something wrong.

Because he knew that Tsunade must have guessed why Kato Dan was like this.

Kato Dan's inappropriate behavior today was due to the new type of drug developed by the master and apprentice in order to more easily obtain intelligence on the battlefield, which was forced water supply.

Tsunade didn't look up and continued to eat, but she said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Xuanwu-kun, you really dare to do anything. After all, he is Shinnosuke's friend. What if you do this and get found out?"

"Hey, no, I teamed up with Qingshui and Yu to add the stuff into his cup three times when he wasn't paying attention, and the amount was extremely low, so the hospital's equipment couldn't detect it at all."

"I really can't do anything about you, but I still have to thank you. I'm almost annoyed by him, and I don't know what the Sandai was thinking, actually letting him team up with the three of us, so I just took the opportunity to let him have a good rest in the village, hehe."

After Tsunade finished speaking, she gave Xuanwu a wicked smile, which was really nice to look at.

Now it was Xuanwu's turn to be surprised. In his opinion, Tsunade and Kato Dan got along very well. "Don't you have a good relationship and can talk to each other?"