Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After a heated argument between the two, Tsunade ultimately failed to enter the "realm" space. There was no way. When she started to clamp it, Xuanwu had already lost its resistance.

Hatake Sakumo, who was standing by, didn't even bother to watch and quickly sped up to run ahead of the two of them.

Which one of you is whose teacher?

"I really can't do anything with you, teacher. You don't have to go in, but can you get off my back? I've been carrying you for several days. Can you let me take a break?"

Hatake Sakumo complained in his heart: "Why didn't you complain about being tired before? I offered to let you take turns carrying me so you could have a rest, but you refused. You were afraid that I would take advantage of your teacher. Am I that kind of person? You are the most gentleman in Konoha, aren't you? Now you know you are tired. How could I not tire myself to death?"

"But my leg isn't healed yet." Tsunade said seriously.

"Um, this." Akimichi Genbu felt that for a ninja, this was not a big deal. His injuries hadn't healed yet, but he was still running around carrying Tsunade on his back.

"So, I'll trouble my cute disciple to carry me all the way." Tsunade on Xuanwu's back showed a sweet smile, but unfortunately no one could appreciate it.

Akimichi Xuanwu was very upset and sighed, "But, teacher..."

Tsunade interrupted him, "What's the but? Do you think I'm too heavy?"

"Not really." To be honest, Tsunade weighed only about 90 pounds before, and now she is even lighter after being transformed from C+ to B-, so it is not very tiring to carry her on his back.

"Then you just dislike me." Tsunade's eyes became extremely dangerous.

Feeling the murderous aura behind him, Akimichi Xuanwu immediately replied, "How is that possible? In my heart, Teacher Tsunade is the most beautiful, gentle, beautiful and generous woman. I will never dislike you."

"Really?"

“It’s more real than real gold.”

"That's more like it." Tsunade felt happy to be praised, but she always felt like she had heard these words somewhere before.

Okay, just carry her on your back. Xuanwu stopped worrying about this issue and continued moving forward with her on his back.

Seeing Xuanwu's resigned attitude, Tsunade secretly gave herself a victory sign and spoke again, "Xuanwu-kun, you have to compensate me for my breasts this time."

Hearing this, Xuanwu almost fell down, "Teacher, this is not my fault, and there is nothing I can do about it."

"How come it wasn't you who caused it? Those two little blue pills of yours caused me to drop 5 levels, and you still refuse to admit it!"

"It's not that exaggerated. It looks good now. If it's too big, it will be a burden and it will easily cause cervical spondylosis."

"What? Where's the beauty?" Tsunade said as she hugged Xuanwu's neck tightly with her two jade arms and rested her head on his shoulder. Their faces were almost touching. Tsunade exhaled like orchids and said aggrievedly: "Feel it, isn't it much smaller than before? Woo woo, I'm so pitiful."

Tsunade's combat uniform had been taken off long ago. Although he had been carrying Tsunade on his back before, he had been running for his life, so Xuanwu was not in the mood to think about these things.

Now Tsunade is hugging him tightly, and their bodies are pressed together. His hands are touching Tsunade's thighs, his back feels the pressure of the two little rabbits behind him, and he smells Tsunade's body fragrance. Their faces are so close that he can appreciate Tsunade's stunning beauty up close just by slightly tilting his head. Xuanwu's heart is pounding so much that it is about to jump out. Don't tempt me like this, I really can't control myself!

"Tell me, has it become super small?"

"Uh-huh."

“Whose fault is this!”

"My mine."

"How are you going to compensate me?"

"I'll do whatever you say." It was obvious that Xuanwu was completely obsessed with Tsunade's beauty at this time.

Tsunade narrowed her eyes again and revealed a wicked smile as if her evil plan had succeeded. Hehe, little guy, I can't control you anymore.

She spoke again: "You have to listen to me."

After witnessing the whole process of the little fairy turning into a little witch, Xuanwu felt that she was even more beautiful. "Yeah, I will never regret it."

"Well, when we get back to the village, I want you to cook delicious food for me every day, such as sweet and sour spareribs, pork elbow with soy sauce, beef brisket with tomatoes, Kung Pao chicken, cold pork head, etc. You have to cook anything I want to eat for me."

"No problem, my princess."

Tsunade was very satisfied with Xuanwu's attitude, and even more satisfied with this title, "Hehe, and when I get back, I want to drink as much as I want, and you can't control me."

Qiu Daoxuanwu was about to agree, but suddenly came to his senses and said, "This won't work."

"Why!!!" the little witch was unhappy.

"This is for your own good. Drinking so much all the time is bad for your health. You are only allowed to drink for half a day at most."

"No, half a day is too short. Three days, at least three days." Tsunade bargained.

"No, half a day and one night at most."

"Ahh~ It's too short, two days, two days is ok, is it ok?"

Tsunade started to make a fuss on Xuanwu's back, kicking her legs like a little girl and twisting her body on his back.

Qiu Daoxuanwu finally couldn't resist and gave in again, "Then it's one day, no more."

"Okay, haha, that's one day, la la la."

Tsunade danced with joy. Actually, she had not planned to keep drinking at the beginning, as Akimichi Genbu would never agree to that. She had only planned to drink all night, but she had unexpected gains. How could she not be happy?

At this time, Hatake Sakumo, who was running in front, couldn't help it, "That's enough, the two of you, Tsunade, pay attention to your image as a teacher!"

After hearing this, Tsunade immediately became much more obedient.

Maybe it was the pleasure after getting revenge, maybe it was that she wanted to find someone to rely on after being injured, maybe it was Xuanwu's unlimited tolerance for her, maybe it was the vast desert all around that made Tsunade feel that there was only each other in the world (Hatake Sakumo: Am I not a human?), all kinds of reasons mixed together made Tsunade forget about the teacher-student relationship between Akimichi Xuanwu and her, and the little witch revealed more of her nature.

Tsunade straightened up a little so that the two of them wouldn't be so close, "How about Xuanwu-kun put me down? I should be able to do it myself."

"That's not necessary. The teacher hasn't recovered yet, and the injury is very mild. It won't be a burden to me. That's all."

"Well, I'll trouble you, Lord Xuanwu."

Tsunade didn't want to get off either. No matter what the reason was, she didn't want to get off Xuanwu's back. "I'll treat you while I'm at it."

"Okay, thank you teacher."

Tsunade's hands then lit up green and she began healing Xuanwu's body, which had basically recovered itself.

Akimichi Genbu thought to himself, "How about you go first, Master Sakumo?"

Listen, is this human language? Without Hatake Sakumo, you might not be able to come back!