Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Being looked at by the goddess with such admiration made Xuanwu feel so happy. He scratched his head like a fool and said, "It's not that great. I'm just average. Third in the world, hehe."

Tsunade realized a problem, "You just said that you can absorb non-living things, but we are also living things, right? How do we enter the space?"

Xuanwu continued to explain patiently, "It's not that I can't enter a living body, but that a living body has its own consciousness. Even if there is a trace of resistance, or subconscious and instinctive resistance, or even chakra fluctuations, it will prevent me from sucking it into the "realm" space."

"I was unconscious at the time. How did you convince my subconscious or instinctive resistance?"

Tsunade still blinked her big brown eyes, showing her innocence.

Hearing this, Xuanwu immediately became alert. He couldn't say anything, even if he was beaten to death. He would definitely be beaten to death if he said it. "It must be because the teacher was in a deep coma at the time, so I was able to succeed."

Akimichi Genbu started playing dumb.

"Really?" Tsunade just stared at Xuanwu, making him feel scared.

"It's true. It's truer than real gold." Akimichi Xuanwu was panicked inside, but he looked calm on the surface.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and Tsunade turned her head away, "Forget it, it's not important. I'm hungry and want to eat barbecue."

"I will handle it."

Akimichi Genbu hurriedly began to prepare. Nothing was more important than diverting Tsunade's attention at this moment.

There was also a piece of premium marbled beef in the refrigerator of the "Jing" space, which he had stolen from an unscrupulous merchant in the Bird Country who had sold him fake liquor, under the pretext of "it's rude not to reciprocate".

In the hot and dry desert, there are actually two people eating barbecue under a parasol, and there are several huge ice blocks around to cool down. Who would believe this? Are you two hiding from being hunted? Do you really think you are here for a vacation in the Kingdom of Wind?

How could Tsunade and Genbu not know about this almost suicidal behavior?

Of course they knew, so why did they dare to barbecue so blatantly? It was because in the two days before Xuanwu performed surgery on Tsunade, three teams of ninja had passed by here, including the Kinkaku who had been chasing them before. In addition, one of the other two teams had a group of about twenty people, and the leader was wearing a rebel ninja forehead protector from the Sand Ninja, and another team was led by Tsunade's old acquaintance, Izo of the Hidden Rain Village. It seemed that they wanted to get back at each other for what they did a few months ago.

In the following day and night, no more ninjas came after them. Akimichi Genbu estimated that the only ones who were after him were these four teams. So at this time, the desert of the Wind Country was still quite lively. Nearly a hundred ninjas were searching for them everywhere. However, they could appear anywhere, but definitely not in the place they had already searched. This is called the darkest place under the lamp.

Tsunade was obviously over-eating at this time. Because of her two broken arms, she was lying on a beach chair and living the life of a real princess with food and clothes provided for her.

"Mr. Xuanwu, I want to eat beef."

A piece of medium-rare top-quality marbled beef, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, entered her mouth.

"Mr. Xuanwu, I want to drink a grape-flavored iced wine drink."

A straw was passed to her lips, and the cold drink made her feel refreshed.

"Xuanwu-kun, I want to eat that grilled bacon."

A piece of bacon dipped in sauce and wrapped in lettuce went into her mouth again.

"Mr. Xuanwu, I want more..."

At this moment, Akimichi Genbu really had no choice. In order to make Tsunade give up asking questions, he had to serve so hard. However, listening to Tsunade's words praising him, he gradually lost himself in it, feeling both pain and happiness.

However, just as Xuanwu was busy satisfying Tsunade's various requests, Tsunade, after finishing a grilled sausage, suddenly said in a soft and cute voice, "Wow, Qian-chan is so happy. All of Qian-chan's requests have been met."

Qiu Daoxuanwu listened to the voice that touched his heart, his mouth almost stretched to the back of his head, and without thinking, he said with a silly smile: "As long as Qianjiang feels happy, Dad will meet all of Qianjiang's requests."

Silence, the ultimate silence.

Silence, the ultimate silence.

A gust of cold wind blew past, and Xuanwu shuddered. He woke up and turned his head stiffly, "Um, Mr. Tsunade, if I quibble now, can you still believe me?"

"What do you think? My dear father."

Tsunade almost squeezed out the last two words from between her teeth.

Although the beautiful girl still had a smile on her face and spoke in a coquettish voice, still maintaining the image of a gentle and sweet girl, the coldness in her eyes was enough to freeze Qiu Dao Xuanwu in this hot desert.

She was indeed unconscious that day, but she had not reached the point of complete death. The word "Qianjiang" made her subconscious mind react, because the name "Qianjiang" touched the softest part of her heart. This was an exclusive nickname that only her deceased parents would call her.

Stimulated by the voice of Qianjiang, although she did not open her eyes, she was a little more awake and received the message from Akimichi Xuanwu asking her not to resist and to relax completely.

However, what made her unsure was whether the voice of "Qian-chan" was an auditory hallucination when she was on the verge of death, or whether it was called by Akimichi Genbu.

Now, the truth is out.

"Tsunade-sensei, you must stay calm and listen to my explanation. This nickname was told to me by Mizuto-sama. She said that your name was given by Hashirama-sama, but your father Mizurama-sama felt that the name "Tsunade" was too boyish and unworthy of his little princess. However, he couldn't afford to offend the namer, so he gave you the exclusive nickname "Qian-chan".

The situation was urgent and we were about to be exposed. I had no choice but to come up with this idea. "Akimichi Xuanwu explained quickly, and there was no time for him to speak quickly. Tsunade had already stood up from the beach chair and was approaching him step by step. The chakra in her hand had accumulated to an astonishing level.

Akimichi Genbu stood there as if he was under a spell of immobilization. He was afraid that if he ran away, Tsunade would get even angrier, and it would be terrible if the wounds in his body broke open. But if he didn't run away, he felt that he would not survive the next second.

Just as Tsunade had walked up to him and was about to throw a punch, and Akimichi Genbu closed his eyes and waited for death, Tsunade's fist suddenly turned and slammed heavily on the ground. Except for the place where the two of them landed, the desert within a radius of 200 meters with Tsunade as the center exploded. For a moment, sand flew straight into the sky, blocking the vision of a large area.

Tsunade took this opportunity to grab Akimichi Genbu's hand and retreat.

At this point, Akimichi Genbu had no idea what was happening and the two of them were surrounded.

Akimichi Genbu reacted and carried her on his back without Tsunade's explanation. Her injuries had not healed yet, and if she ran a long distance, she would definitely break her bones again.

He then activated his Sharingan and rushed towards the direction where the chakra reaction was weakest.

"Haha, that's a quick reaction, but it's too late."

A man with horns on his head and a blond hair shawl appeared in the flying sand. It was the returning Golden Horn.

At this time, Akimichi Genbu and Tsunade had already been surrounded by the troops led by him.