Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Things turned out basically as Akimichi Genbu had guessed, and the matter ultimately came to nothing. However, Akimichi Genbu gained the achievement of completing an S-level mission and earned 50 taels, which made him very happy.

How does the saying go, "As long as the salary is in place, all the Rain Ninjas will be crushed." Wahahaha, Sandaime-sama, you are my reborn parent, and I am willing to serve you at your service.

What he didn't know was that in the original time and space, at the age of 15, he didn't have the Sharingan, didn't have various escape techniques, didn't have super mental strength and Bug-level chakra, and didn't have domineering aura. He was just an ordinary Genin.

Nara Kiyomizu and Yamanaka Rain do not have the strength of today's elite Chunin, they are just Genin with slightly stronger combat power.

During the attack on the inn, in order to save his only two friends, he took the banned drug of the Akimichi clan and eventually died in a foreign land.

Nara Kiyomizu blocked the fatal blow for Yamanaka Yu at the cost of one arm. Yamanaka Yu could not accept the result and became mentally ill.

Tsunade also fell into deep self-blame, and took the initiative to stop the infiltration and reconnaissance mission and returned to Konoha.

When Jiraiya and Orochimaru saw that the information was leaked, they returned to Konoha together, and there was no subsequent Battle of Zangu.

After this mission, Tsunade never led a single generation of Genin again, and even her younger brother Nawaki was handed over to Orochimaru.

However, all of this was completely rewritten after Akimichi Xuanwu was replaced by Chen Xuanwu who traveled through time. From now on, the life of the original host was completely over, and the next step was the stage for the reborn Akimichi Xuanwu.

What he didn't know was that Hanzo of the Salamander had secretly handed over the Root ninja that Danzo sent to the Hidden Rain Village to contact him to the Third Hokage.

He didn't do this out of kindness, he just wanted to stir up conflict between the Third Hokage and Danzo.

The Root Ninja's loyalty to Danzo is indeed 100%, but the Seal of the Tongue on his tongue has exposed his identity.

With the help of the Yamanaka clan's secret technique of spiritual detection, the Third Hokage learned the whole story and was furious. Danzo, this guy, actually leaked the village information for a half-blood Uchiha and turned an infiltration mission into a life-and-death fight, putting his three cute disciples in danger.

Fortunately, these three people have inherited his true teachings (so the Third Hokage himself believed), and their strength far exceeds that of ordinary jonin, otherwise this time it would be really dangerous.

He immediately decided to severely punish Danzo.

Sarutobi Hiruzen first kicked Danzo Shimura out of the decision-making level, leaving him only with the power to listen to the government but without the right to vote. He then asked Mito Kado En and Utane Koharu to jointly manage the Root with Danzo Shimura.

These two decisions made Shimura Danzo very angry, but what could he do? Sarutobi Hiruzen was the Hokage, a powerful and powerful Hokage. He was just an elder advisor, and there was nothing he could do. A higher-ranking official could crush a person.

He could only swallow his anger and hide in a dark corner to lick his wounds alone. This made him want to replace Sarutobi Hiruzen even more strongly. "We are both disciples of the Second Hokage, how am I worse than Sarutobi Hiruzen? Sarutobi Hiruzen can take the position of Hokage, but I, Danzo, am more qualified to take it. Sooner or later, I will prove with practical actions that Lord Tobirama's original choice was wrong!"

Not only that, he also completely hated Akimichi Xuanwu, "Damn little brat, why don't you just surrender obediently? Damn it!!!"

Having been in a high position for a long time, he was accustomed to having everything he wanted. Anyone who disobeyed him was a heretic who must be eliminated. He was the only truth. However, he forgot that Akimichi Genbu was a flesh-and-blood person like him. Putting aside all identities, they were all just ninjas of Konoha. Being in a high position, he had long forgotten his original intention.

The Uchiha clan's second elder's faction was also in a gloomy mood at this time. The three jonin they sent out had all lost contact, and were basically in danger. However, Akimichi Genbu returned to the village safely, which made them hate Akimichi Genbu more and more. "You damned Uchiha shame, you will pay with blood sooner or later."

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After this incident, the Fire Nation knew that war was inevitable and started to work at full capacity, building various war machines and stockpiling war supplies. Even Konoha added many new war-related tasks.

Not only the Fire Nation, but other countries also began to prepare for war with all their strength, so the entire ninja world entered a period of full-scale arms race. Frictions on the borders of various countries also increased sharply, and they even fought for resources.

However, Akimichi Genbu didn't care about the actions of other countries, because he knew that the Second Ninja World War would not officially break out until the 35th year of Konoha, and there were still three years left, so there was no need to rush.

His top priority now is to study genetic engineering, develop Uchiha's Sharingan, improve physical and mental strength, practice ninjutsu combination techniques, try out domineering entanglement, and so on. There are so many things to do, who has the mood to care about other things.

So, one day a month later, the busy Akimichi Genbu took advantage of the cool autumn weather and held a party at the fifth training ground...

Originally, he only notified the team members plus Akimichi Torikatsu's family, Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

As a result, Tsunade brought her burden, Senju Nawaki, Nara Shimizu and Yamanaka Yu brought their parents, Jiraiya notified Hatake Sakumo, who had a good relationship with him, and Orochimaru called the third Hokage's eldest son, Sarutobi Shinnosuke.

The most infuriating thing is that this Sarutobi Shinnosuke is actually good friends with Kato Dan, the lifelong enemy that Akimichi Genbu least wants to see (that’s what Akimichi Genbu thought, but in fact Kato Dan doesn’t even know him), so they were called together, which really pissed off Akimichi Genbu, damn, is the world so small!!!

So all the food prepared was increased again, the roasted whole lambs increased from two to four, the barbecue increased from half a cow to a whole cow, and all kinds of desserts and drinks were also doubled.

Some people may say, there are only a few of us and so much food, can you finish it?

Have you forgotten that there are four people here with the surname Qiu Dao?

Even if he is extremely reluctant, he cannot lose face for the Prince of Konoha. Akimichi Genbu can only bite the bullet and entertain Kato Dan. But if we are not comfortable, you won't be comfortable either.

Akimichi Genbu's attention was basically all on Kato Dan. As long as he found any sign that Tsunade and Kato Dan were getting closer, he would immediately rush over, either giving Kato Dan food or serving him tea and water, cutting off any chance of him communicating with Tsunade.

This made Kato Dan feel embarrassed, thinking, "Xuanwu-kun is so gentle and enthusiastic. He takes such good care of me even though we just met. He is really a good person."

Do you think that's the end of it? Is Akimichi Genbu really that kind?

Wrong, absolutely wrong, all the food given to him was spiked by Akimichi Genbu!

My Akimichi clan can even make Bingliangwan, so a mere colorless and odorless laxative is no problem. In order to avoid being detected, Akimichi Genbu specially gave the medicine separately. The beef, mutton, dessert and vegetable salad he gave to Kato Dan were fine to eat separately, but if they ate them all and then drank his special wine, then, uh, how to say it?

Anyway, as you can see, Kato Dan was eating when he suddenly felt his stomach rebelling. At first, he thought that as a jonin, he could definitely endure such a small matter as going to the toilet.

But suddenly a loud fart interrupted the people who were eating and drinking. Everyone was silent for a moment, staring at the source of the loud noise. Kato Dan's face instantly turned red, ashamed and angry, "Destroy it, I don't want to live anymore, my lifelong reputation, my romantic, gentle and elegant handsome man personality, just left me like this!"

And when Sarutobi Shinnosuke, who was closest to him, smelled a mixture of sewers, rotten eggs and fermented farts of rotten meat, and vomited all over the place, Kato Dan finally couldn't hold it in anymore. Without even having time to say a word, he used the fastest body-flying technique in his life to leave the scene of the accident, found a secluded place, and went there to have fun. Until the party was over, no one saw him again.