Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After he left, Tsunade's eyes gradually became dangerous, "Humph, I thought you, a heartless man, finally stood up for once! It turns out that Orochimaru spent four elite jonin to exchange for it. Okay, Xuanwu-kun, it's quite valuable."

After saying that, Tsunade crossed her arms and turned her head away, her cheeks puffed up with anger. Fortunately, she was wearing a bra binder and combat uniform, otherwise she might not be able to hold on.

Only then did Xuanwu realize that he had been tricked by Orochimaru, and he cursed that damn snake eight hundred times in his heart.

But the most urgent thing is to appease his princess, "I was wrong, I was really wrong. This time I also told the Third Hokage that I wanted to change the team, but it was still rejected."

"Yes, yes, you are so important. How can the Second Unit be without you? You are the hero who killed the Four-Tails Jinchuriki."

"Tsunade, please listen to my explanation, I..."

Her Royal Highness the Princess covered her ears and said angrily, "Bye, my hero!"

Then run away.

Xuanwu didn't care about the surprised looks from others, he reached out and took Tsunade's hand, and said, "Tsunade, listen to me first."

When Xuanwu held her hand in front of so many people, the usually carefree princess lowered her head shyly. What a fool! Why did Lord Xuanwu hold her hand so tightly? The weak and helpless person couldn't even break free.

Tsunade blushed and said, "Okay, I'll give you one chance to explain. Let go of your hand first. It will have a bad impact."

Seeing this, Xuanwu let go of her hand.

But the people around were all watching. This guy just pulled their goddess' hand, but he didn't get punched out of the sky!

Who is this person? He dares to defile the hands of the goddess. He deserves to die!

Xuanwu was about to explain to the others, but Tsunade spoke up, "What are you looking at! If you keep looking, I'll pop your eyeballs out!!!"

Everyone immediately scattered, and a few flower-guarding messengers who were about to rush over to beat someone up were pulled away by their companions. After all, the prefix of Her Royal Highness the Princess is "super strength"!

Kato Dan, who has been in the ICU for more than a month, wants to know how heavy Tsunade's fist is.

Seeing that everyone else had left, Xuanwu continued to explain, "Tsunade, after the Third Hokage did not agree to my request, I had to settle for the next best thing and found Orochimaru, wanting him to recruit me to the First Team. For this, I paid the Chidori ninjutsu, plus two boxes of Maotai and two boxes of Wuliangye.

Because he hasn't given me a definite answer, I didn't tell you, for fear that you would be happy for nothing. In fact, I thought this guy was taking advantage of his fellow thieves.

As a result, when I arrived at the gathering place of the second team, I learned from Shinnosuke that Orochimaru had traded Sakumo and four others to the first team, and that was it. "

At this point, how could Her Royal Highness the Princess not understand what was happening?

The black energy burst out from Tsunade's body, "Orochimaru!!!"

These three words almost popped out from between his teeth.

"shave",

Tsunade disappeared.

An unknown little snake yo-yoed. "Snake, I'd rather use a yo-yo."

At the same time, Orochimaru's anus tightened, "It's over, this is a joke."

......

After all the troops were assembled, Orochimaru gave the order to set off.

As the commander-in-chief, Orochimaru ran at the front of the team. He didn't even look back, his eyes staring ahead with extraordinary concentration. His two close friends, Tsunade and Jiraiya, who were also among the Three Ninjas, naturally followed him on his left and right.

At this time, an inopportune voice sounded on the left of Orochimaru, "Orochimaru, what happened to your eyes? Didn't you sleep well last night? Why do you have such heavy dark circles?"

"Well, I worked all night to plan the marching route, so I didn't sleep well."

"What? That thing takes a whole night? What happened to your left arm? It kept blowing in the wind. Is it broken?"

"No, I just like the feeling of being blown by the wind."

"Then why is there a big patch of your hair missing, and your scalp is exposed?"

Orochimaru could no longer bear it and finally exploded. He yelled at Jiraiya: "Enough, where do you get so many questions? Do you have so much free time? Hurry up and get on your way!!!"

Only then did Jiraiya realize that Orochimaru had become a toothless man, with his two front front teeth missing.

He felt puzzled. He finally showed some concern for his best friend, but why did he get so angry?

Tsunade on Orochimaru's right snorted heavily, and Jiraiya immediately shut up when he saw that Tsunade was unhappy.

Orochimaru was also shocked: This tigress is too scary, I must be careful when joking in the future, otherwise my life will be in danger! Also, the research on body modification must be accelerated, and it should be put first among all projects!

Xuanwu, who was following behind Tsunade, was in a very good mood: You deserve it! You deserve it! I told you to rob me! I told you to sell me out! You are asking for trouble.

Orochimaru used his life to demonstrate what it means to not die if you don't seek death.

But Xuanwu suddenly thought of another thing. Could it be that Orochimaru knew something?

No way, no, how could it be possible! They hid so well, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!

......

After two days of marching, Orochimaru brought 1500 ninjas to the Konoha camp and joined forces with more than 1000 ninjas stationed there.

The same meetings and the same situation reports every year.

What has changed is that Xuanwu is no longer the little Karami who could only stand at the door or behind Akimichi Torikatsu, but is now the next to Tsunade sitting in the first seat on the right, and his status has risen rapidly.

What changed was that among the 21 people in the account, 3 of them had red-eye disease and were extremely unfriendly to him, some even wanted to kill him directly.

There were more than 200 people with this disease in the entire camp, and only a dozen of them had a good attitude towards him. These ten or so people were almost all from the great elder's branch.

The others all belonged to the neutral faction and the faction of the second elder who had been killed by Xuanwu. They were all full of malice towards him, especially the hawk faction, who wished to eat him.

However, due to Xuanwu's previous actions, the Hawk Faction lost dozens of ninjas, and their leader was nailed to the wall, with their strength greatly reduced. For now, they can only watch helplessly. They will not act easily before they understand Xuanwu's full strength.

The reason why they are so tolerant of radicalism is that the current leader of the hawkish faction is the son of the deceased second elder, Uchiha Setsuna, a man listed as extremely dangerous by Xuanwu. He is the only hawkish person who has not radiated malice towards Xuanwu, and even responds with a smile.

Xuanwu didn't care about the hostility of the Uchiha clan ninjas. If he was afraid, he would not have applied to be transferred to the first team.

Besides, with the Mangekyō Sharingan, a mere three-magatama Sharingan is no problem at all. He is not bragging. Let these two hundred people attack together. Xuanwu’s "realm" power will be like a yo-yo, and they will not be able to hit him. It will be uncomfortable.