Siheyuan: Learning to be the sixth

In the summer, the hot and humid weather caused He Yuzhu to toss and turn and unable to fall asleep. Then he flashed into the space and looked at the big black ten of more than 7,000 yuan and the small pile of various bills, revealing a deep sense of satisfaction.

Although he knows that so much money is of little use now, it does not affect He Yuzhu's pursuit of becoming a rich man. One must satisfy himself in two lives.

He Yuzhu is also thinking about what things in this era are worth collecting. He knows that the next ten years or so will be the worst but also the best era for He Yuzhu.

Everyone has a dream of being a hero. He Yuzhu feels that since he cannot change the general trend, if he has a chance to start over, he must leave something for the land under his feet, right?

He Yuzhu, who was immersed in self-admiration and unable to extricate himself, always felt that he had lost something in his heart, as if he had lost a lot of small coins.

Suddenly He Yuzhu slammed the bed, sat up and said, "Old Six, get out of here."

Lao Liu said in a mean way: "Zhu Zi, it's hot, don't get excited, it's easy to get a nosebleed if you get too hot."

He Yuzhu said excitedly: "Old Six, can I sign in now?"

Lao Liu said calmly: "You said this, three months have passed, I thought you were no longer interested in this little thing."

He Yuzhu said excitedly: "Sixth Brother, can't you remind me? Besides, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, right?"

Lao Liu said righteously: "You have read too many time-travel novels. Look at how those systems spoil them one by one. They have to feed meat into their mouths before they eat. I won't indulge your bad habits."

When He Yuzhu heard this, he thought that System Laoliu was really like that. If you don't look for it, it will never pay attention to you. It's so cold.

He Yuzhu thought that he was the sponsor, so he said casually: "Dad, that's not right, Lao Liu, you didn't hear anything just now."

Lao Liu said in surprise: "I didn't hear anything, but it seemed like there was an extra big one."

He Yuzhu was annoyed when he heard this and said, "Sixth Brother, I advise you to be kind and forget about it, otherwise you will easily be without friends."

Lao Liu said impatiently: "Stop wasting time. If you have something to say, just tell me. You are disturbing my sleep."

Looking at such a proud system, He Yuzhu said rudely: "Sixth brother, look at how poor I am. Can you give me a more generous sign-in reward?"

Then he added: "I don't ask for much, just an electric fan, some floral water, and some ice cream will do."

Lao Liu said, "Sign in, I'll give you a surprise." Hearing that Lao Liu was soft-hearted, He Yuzhu said, "Brother Lao Liu, I want to sign in."

Lao Liu said in disgust: "Sign in successfully. The cool summer gift packs have been distributed. Please check them." After saying that, he slipped away.

He Yuzhu was eager to know what he had gained in exchange for sacrificing his moral integrity, so he took out the items with great anticipation. The first item was twelve bottles of toilet water.

He Yuzhu thought to himself, “Not bad.” Then he touched the second item and suddenly the box exploded and scattered flowers. The system automatically displayed a banner that read: “Congratulations to Zhuzi for winning the best artifact for summer heat relief.

He Yuzhu was excited as soon as he saw it. He opened it with great anticipation and shouted, "Fuck! Lao Liu, you are not a human being."

He Yuzhu even forgot that this thing was in space and had no place to hide it, because this thing would be a magic weapon to liberate the left hand in later generations (all men understand this).

He Yuzhu exited the space swearing, and felt his body, which had not been that hot to begin with, starting to feel hot again. He wondered whether he should give it a try.

After struggling for a long time, I finally went to get a basin of tap water and took a shower.

I sprayed the room with floral water and finally fell asleep after some tossing and turning.

After a good night's sleep, He Yuzhu woke up in the morning and clamored to sign in.

Lao Liu was forced to open the business, and just mechanically congratulated the host for winning "a fan ticket. A thousand yuan will be deducted."

He Yuzhu asked: "Why did you deduct 1,000 yuan from me?"

System Lao Liu said rudely: "You don't have to."

Lao Liu felt that he had made a lot of money by cheating He Yuzhu, while He Yuzhu felt that he had made a good profit by sacrificing some money to get some coolness in the summer. So the two of them happily reached a deal.

He Yuzhu shouted excitedly: "The long-lost comfortable feeling is coming!!!"